Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Go try it and let us know. I would, but I don't have any of that shit here.

It's pretty obvious that the woman can't be killed by conventional means. A little rubbing alcohol ain't gonna hurt her much.

Team Frigid Soul is very pleased to announce that we have signed El Brujo to a 3 year contract extention worth $15 000 000 with a club option for a 4th year. In another announcement from Team Frigid Soul's talent relations department, the team is announcing that we have offered Deranged Hermit a release from his contract. Details can naturally be few at this time but I can say that recent conduct by this performer has been detrimental to the overrall goal and performance of his team. We at Team Frigid Soul would like to wish Deranged Hermit the best of luck in his future endeavours.

In before the OLD. Anyway, yeah that's the toughest bitch I've heard of in a long while. that kid better be donating 10% of all future wages to her. won't be much, but it's the thought that counts.

Team Frigid Soul would like to announce that the contract of El Brujo has been extended until the end of the season. Team FS and Brujo's agents are currently in negotiations of a 3 year contract with a club option for the 4th year.

You're gonna fit in just fine my friend...

Team Frigid Soul would like to announce the signing of free agent El Brujo to a ten day contract.

Well, they certainly seems to be trying now.

Nice shot. But not really breaking any new ground.

This is the problem with making it this far. Tack Agent

So you're whining for a pin that says "You win at teh Walmart!!"? bitch please.

I was thinking earlier today that since I live in southern Alberta, it could be damn profitable to be a bull sperm wrangler. I hear you can make good money on that. I don't think it would do well on amazon though.

for the record, as a member of Team Frigid Soul, I do not endorse the use of gay jokes. If I have inadvertently used any during my tenure with this team, I am sorry.

stop calling shit gay you fuckhead motherfuckers.

Irony is a PayPal account.

Modes, you fantasy book pro wrestling. eugene, I'm willing to eradicate a planet in order to get rid of you.

That is not for you to decide gaytime #4.

Did you ever see that episode of star trek voyager where the badass aliens came out of that weird space and straight fucked up the Borg planet with a big lightning looking laser beam? I'm totally gonna do that to your house.

Pretty sure we both know how that is going.

I'm already getting sick of the goddamned gimmicked retard. The motherfuck is already hovering around Drury territory and Drury had a several month head start. *wave**wave**wave**thanks**thanks**thanks* while I *fap**fap**fap* to the notion of skullfucking his semi alive brain with a screwdriver that is just long enough to come close to lobotomizing him. I should go visit the secret fort to. I'll hang out long enough to light a match to the mental methane that comes spewing forth from those fuckasses and explode them to the moon. 4 seconds later, I will be taking Choken One and eugene's mother to task over by the curly slide for not punishing him with slashes to the neck and genitals with a box cutter for being so fucking horrible.

And furthermore, you should be happy that your new board was TSM'ed. It doesn't happen to just any board.

9 out of 10 message boards fail within their first year.

Make me a supermod and I'll join.