...none of you people would ever know. Someone would be looking through old threads one day and realize that I hadn't been around for a while. Nevermortal would post a picture of a newly colourful Cockstrider and ask "Where's Thumbtack?", and cynicalhatemongerfromhell would say "That asshole doesn't answer his pm's anymore" and CWM would say "Red Hot thumvbtak In Teh Eye hsn't posted in forev" and Bring Back Charlie Ward would say something really retarded, to which AoO would reply "Shut up, Gaytime" before proclaiming "I never got the chance to tell him that I really love Black Metal the most". Popick would come in and say something reasonably unrelated, prompting another poster to post a pic of him ballroom dancing.
Point is, in the event of my mysterious and untimely death, I've hired an elite group of international assassins to brutally wipe out every poster who has ever posted on this forum and burn the server to the ground.
If I go, everyone goes.