CanadianGuitarist

Unbefuckingleviable.

No one mentioned a beaker! Come to think of it, HHH should kiss Vince's ass. He owes just about everything to Vince: Marriage, career, etc.

Corino became a name when he pinned Dusty. So I'm not the only one who thinks Bodies is cliche?

Conklin!? He went all Matt Hardy before the Heritage fucking Classic because it might be too cold! And he's FROM FUCKING ALASKA! How's he gonna handle this? Duffman has a bad feeling about this.

No offence Marvin, but apart from yours, I laughed aloud at all of the last four posts. Good call CC. And she looked an awful lot different in a dress, eh?

I haven't sworn like this since the Raw from Montreal last August. FUCK! Gotta get it done on this PP Oilers. *BITES TONGUE! HEMSKY TIES IT! Edit: Shania Twain's 'That don't impress me much' as the song when a visitor scores? Genius.

Too soon for a "PWNED!" graphic? Balderdash. Graph on!

I'm fucking sick of Bob Cole. Great save or not, shut the hell up.

Nah, they've used Nickelback's Saturday Night's Alright as a lead-up to the da da daaa da daaaaaaaaa most of this year. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! 4-3 Canes. Williams scores on a shorthanded breakaway.

THOSE are the fuckin' Blu's nowadays? Tell me you're kidding. Of course...the Blu's were the Harris Brothers, I think. They were. Also Skull/8Ball of DOA non-fame.

Legit tag teams, not just two guys stuck together? I'll take it. Melina has a fuckin hot entrance. But she's a butter face as far as I'm concerned.

Ward makes a nice save to keep Dvorak at bay. The Oilers are done if they dont score on this pp.

The hair was too poofy last week. I will say that the uppercut and head turn looked spot on both times.

4-0 was the final, I assume? I stopped watching whole-heartedly in the seventh. Oil look in trouble. They look outplayed big time.

Anyone know who masked Kane is? He looks a fuck of a lot smaller than Glen Jacobs.

3-2 Oil now. Two straight Canes goals. Oil pp, they're 0-4 tonight with 3 shots. Seems like they've had a lot more, doesn't it?

My exact words: ORTON!?!?!? THE FUCK!?!?!?

Edge said "You left ECW in disgust!". That actually happened, didn't it? Something about the Sandman/Raven crucifixion? Good call Conspiracy Victim.

I was thinking the same thing. Regardless of my ECW mark-dom returning, I'm still an Edge-head. Damn, I wish he had said Penguins, not Pirates.

CC, how's the remote handling all this work? It's been pretty hard not to flip between ball, hockey and Raw. I may have to introduce my dad's old technique of two TV's side by side.

That had to be fate. Hockey was on a commercial as I went to Raw, just in time to see UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA! Apparently I did the ARRRRRMANDO routine 15 times while drunk on Friday with the boys.

From a scramble? That's a pond hockey compromise. EDIT: Waiiiiiiiiiiiting: SCORES! Pronger, no less!

Even with the return of the Sandman, I regret turning to Raw for a bit. This is ridiculously good hockey.

And Pat Verbeek was still playing, while we're getting nostalgic? *Sheds wistful tear