Big Ol' Smitty

Or Zane novels. Mellow wins Bug Jar II.

At least Prince had the decency to use a metaphor and not Wayne's simile (licked me like a lollipop)/pun (let her lick the wrapper/rapper)/straight up nastiness (that pussy in my mouth had me at a loss for words) combination.

His parts are being sold to witch doctors in Tanzania.

fight fight fight fight fight

You're going to die young. Those things are shit.

http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives...s_over_time.php

The DOC Foreign Commercial Service actually does some stuff.

No one said Santelli was responsible for everything on CNBC. Stewart was making fun of the whole network.

My step dad has a handlebar mustache and is named Dudley.

I just have a mom, but she's awesome.

I make one grammatical mistake in my whole history of posting and you're there to harass me, you bastard.

I do shave and use a water pick for my teeth in the shower.

You guys are disgusting, FYI.

0.

Werewolf Congress.

How does nobody tell him that this is a bad idea?

You've never had my granny's homemade apple sauce.

EHME, TTK, and Cerebus are really hittin' em out of the park here.

Man, Czech's gonna hate me for this, but Jon Stewart was owning CNBC and other financial media douches the other night.

Double it and we got a deal.

Srsly, grape jelly? What are you guys, seven year olds?

This is my shit: Made right here in the KY. (Guess you could call it KY Jelly lol) They make strawberry, too, which would rank second for me.

Great on toast!

If I have a son I'm naming him Finnegan.

Blackberry.