Big Ol' Smitty

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/02...w_orleansb.html

There is no meaning in life beyond the meaning we give it. All meaning is created ex nihilo.

Despite my killer Sukarno joke, if I'm actually going to have to pick a dictator I would actually have to agree with Czech on Napoleon. He actually had a positive impact in some respects and wasn't a total psychopath like a lot of these other guys. The Napoleonic Code brought standardized Roman-style law to the parts of Europe that he conquered, and he promoted military officers and civil servants based on merit rather than patronage or nobility. I would have rather lived under Napoleon's rule than under that of the Ancien Regime.

I'm gonna go ahead and assume you agree on Tyler Perry.

Lotta wedgies in that kid's future. More CPAC news: http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2009/02/26/w...cpac/#more-2988

For me, it's Sukarno or nothin'.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-ni...rt-natalie-raps Natalie Portman Rap

LOLOLOLOL

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2009...ty-cause-uproa/ Babies should get AIDS to punish their slut mothers. Your pro-life movement at work.

I think Amusing Ourselves to Death was pretty good. The part I really liked was about the Sesame Streetification of American education.

That the biggest homophobes almost invariably end up being repressed homosexuals.

I couldn't decide if Tyler Perry was more of a director or playwright, so I'm creating a 15th category of "most brilliant individual of all time."

1. Poet - TS Eliot 2. Playwright - Shakespeare 3. Novelist - Kurt Vonnegut 4. Composer - Mozart 5. Jazz Musician - Billie Holiday 6. Rock or Pop Star/Group - The Clash 7. Country Star/Group - Johnny Cash 8. Movie director - Wes Anderson (sorry, I'm impossibly white) 9. Painter - Monet 10. Photographer - fuck if I know...Ansel Adams 11. Sculptor - Michelangelo 12. Architect - Frank Lloyd Wright 13. (added by me) Rap Star/Group-Notorious B.I.G. 14. (added by me) Actor/Actress-Robert Duvall

From Eugene V. Debs' speech at his sentencing hearing, where he was convicted and given 10 years in prison and permanently disenfranchised for giving antiwar speeches:

Listen, what are you implying by asking that question? I don't know you. Don't pretend that we know each other. Everybody knows me. I'm a legend around these parts. You wish you knew me, then you'd be all like "I know The Thread Killer." But you don't.

What about all the dumbfucks who thought the "Leena takeover" was real? I went into the chat one time and some of these turds were in there speculating about it. I'm pretty sure EHME was involved, as expected, and maybe Cena's Writer or somebody like that. (Oh and don't think we're forgetting about you bitch teddy bears who sucked up to Leeter, but you've already been excoriated.)

Oh man Bobby Jindal sounds like the Indian Opie Taylor.

And yet she's more popular than your impeccably coifed hero:

Spoiler alert:

Kinetic, I think the wrestling movie's called Ready to Rumble. Common mistake, though.

Crimson G, there's polling data out on the mortgage plan now: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/pdf/...oll-results.pdf Washington Post got similar results.

Im a fan of his music. I also support him becuse he is a fellow Chicagoan But the dude is a flamer. Period.

In summation: Bitch teddy bears.