Zack Malibu

Elvin.

From family sitcom to gaping vag. The E True Hollywood Story.

I didn't mean Piss, I meant Ripper. Although Elvin Piss is pretty funny.

^Elvin.

Did Tracy's show get canned, or is it just on hiatus?

And what about The Urkel Dance?

Are you Steve or Stephan urkel? I perfer the Bruce Lee Urkel most of all... ... Goddamn that show sucked towards the end. What about when Stephan and Laura got to model for Paco Raban? Talk about blatant product placement.

What made it really great was that all the Seavers called him that. Tell me hearing Maggie say "Boner, come inside!" wouldn't have you giggling.

I don't think I've watched a full ep of SNL since the night The Rock was on before WM2000.

You know who ruled? Cockroach.

But my hat looks OK.

Speaking of Cosby and acting and singing, what the hell happened to Jasmine Guy from A Different World? The last thing I remember her doing was releasing a single when I was like 11. I would have tossed her one.

Elvin.

Elvin.

No, I'm serious.

But TECHNICALLY, you did just add to the thread, so your point is invalid.

I'm always glad you're around. Especially drunk and/or hungover. It goes without saying. Let's rip shit up.

Ripper's reading this thread. About time he showed his ghetto booty lovin' ass around here again.

Remember the time Belding went and hung out at Zack's house? In his bedroom? Scary.

I'm glad Inc. came back to this thread.

Dennis Haskins said the time I met him that the writers were purposely putting innuendo into a lot of the Screech/Belding bickering during The New Class. True story.

I'll still never know why Lisa wound up with that weird hippie guy. He was more Jesse's speed, but by this point we had all seen her cooch in Showgirls.

Hockey hair was the in thing back in '94 when that was made. You're crying because it was the end of an era. We were then "blessed" with the first installment of The New Class. Even I can admit that it sucked.

Just let one fly at the table, and point the finger of blame at the least beloved relative. Then you can enjoy hearing everyone mock Uncle Ned all night long.

You could always go beforehand, and possibly make the visit more memorable.