Zack Malibu

Holy fuck, I go away for what, nearly a half hour, and we added SEVEN pages? Now I know how Chave felt all those times my threads exploded when he was gone.

Shootfighter: Chave To The Death

From Justin To Chave~!

A Chave On Elm Street.

Nope. I checked up on both names, and neither is Johnson. If you're just doing that through the IP adress, he's probably using a proxy. Nope, I'm aware of who it is. MOD POWERS HOOOOOOOO~!

Nope. I checked up on both names, and neither is Johnson.

Flik, it might sound cruel, but I don't mean it that way...but I had to laugh envisioning you giving your sister a gutshot. Probably because I didn't expect something like that out of ya.

Chave Goes To Hell: The Final Chave?

Personally, I'm waiting for Chave V: Assignment Miami Beach.

If this is real, then Britney Spears is pregnant with my kid.

You loved that thread.

Yes, I too, want to see how this ends up. I swear, if rawmvp's next post starts with "As I type this Natalie and I are on a boat en route to Barbados" or some such happy ending nonsense, I'm going to chuckle. Not that I haven't already, but because this shit is so obviously plucked from movies/books/etc. that it seems that is what to expect from him.

Choken may be right (I haven't heard the rumor myself so I can't confirm, I'm taking his word on it), because where I saw this (in today's Observer update) there was no match listing or anything. It didn't say anything about the raps though.

OK, first off, let me say that I'm a big Cena fan. I even got into "vanilla babyface" Cena somewhat when he first came in, because he was someone new getting a shot. I've liked him as both face and heel. That said, they own the WCW rights, the ECW rights, Smoky Mountain footage has made it's way onto DVD, and they're putting out a Cena DVD NOW!?!? What about a Benoit DVD, a Bret DVD, or great RAW matches from the past 10 years? I understand it's part of Cena's push into the mainstream to get more well known, but c'mon...I think it's a little too soon for this. Thoughts, comments, etc.?

Good to hear Rico. Glad everything turned out for the best.

NEVER~! I'll sic Lightning Flik on you. He's reading this thread RIGHT NOW. Don't piss him off!

Just keep away from WJM. CC's near you, CWM, give her a call...

Jesus, I'm gonna tell Jay to use THIS as a script project. I've only read about half of it, but isn't it funny how he fits every Russian stereotype in there? I'm waiting for Boris and Natasha to show up next.

QUOTE ( @ --) Didn't Bubba and D-Von feud in ECW? And right after the brand split, D-Von Tableized Bubba. Nice timing, AS. And yes, they feuded in ECW when D-Von was brought in as the "black sheep" of the Dudley clan. But they never feuded after they began teaming.

D-Von and Bubba never fueded, but D-Von and Deacon Batista did put him through a table at a PPV last year while they were on different brands. So the seeds were set, but when Rev. D-Von didn't take off, they tossed him back on RAW and reunited them with no explanation.

If you've kept up on the No Way Out rumors pertaining to Brock/Eddie, the reason Angle has for getting involved with Eddie is that he's an admitted liar, cheater and theif, but the people love him, leading into Angle going into holier than thou preaching heel mode about how he didn't have to cheat to win a gold medal, etc. They'll probably tie that in to Angle keeping Eddie out of the Rumble and in a match with Chavo because Angle wouldn't want such a "bad role model" earning a World Title shot.

After reading, I'm going with a nine as well. Ken, the Calvin/Rags match not being on the show is part of the worked angle with the Hollywood forces, as well as a lead-in to something at the Rumble. Sly stole the show with that AWESOME tag match. Hell, I created the GPX due to the shortage on teams that we've had, and he's done a better job of getting them over than even I could have done. Great work, as he again delivers in spades. Papacita's first defense was just fine, PK. Speaking of...Adam also delivered some quality this week, as an Axel/Gunner alliance can only help the tag situation, and he built to this Sunday's X match quite nicely. Thanks for the kind words on the Zack/SS promo. Going into the show, SS and I knew the points we wanted to get across, but honestly, the promo was only half-written when I started posting the show, and I winged the rest during posting. I just let the idea we had flow, and I'm glad I impressed.

Let's make this thread worthwhile. How about a game? Instead of "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon", we can do "Six Degrees of Johnson". I bet I can go from Resurrection to Johnson in less than six moves... Resurrection can be rhymed with erection, erection is something happens to you dick, Johnson=dick. Woohoo, only three tries!

Thank you, Johnson. I'll be sure to have Jay add you to the "Anti-Zack" portion of the "Zack Malibu: The Movie" script. Because lord knows that when Johnson tells you to fuck off, you'd better do it!

Happy birthday, old chap.