Zack Malibu

I am a face. Which is why I was starting with "heel Chave". Meh, I'm bored, so it's not like I had anything else to do.

It's almost like ITS NOT FUCKING SERIOUS. God, is everyone around here getting dumber by the second? I know you're not serious. I just figured I'd play foil to your heel.

I still owe you one. Your time is coming. I know we did a prank thread a while back, but I'll be damned if I'm going to go looking for it...I had a huge list of shit that me and my friends used to do there.

Good lord... This is like someone popping acid and then trying to write a Danielle Steel parody. Not a good combo. It's not even that entertaining anymore. It's starting to drag on and get more stupid (if that was possible). Going from violent love triangles to a fifth grade joke and a cat licking a woman's crotch is a step down, despite you not having much lower to go, rawmvp.

True heels don't use haiku's, Chave. Even The Genius didn't do that shit.

Sorry Choken, but it's not just a rap DVD to hype the album. I got a preview sheet from Sony at work, and it says that the DVD will include highlights of his feuds with Brock and Undertaker, his battle raps with Angle and Show, the rap from Baghdad, unedited material, and 2 hours of DVD extras with matches, such as ones against Benoit, Eddie, Angle, Undertaker and Brock, plus more. Like I said in the other thread, I like the guy but I think it's way too soon for a DVD. Understandably though, they're getting the marketing machine behind him so I'd call that a good thing.

I do not cyber. Unlike chave who has saved his talks with buffybeast.

Exactly. Poetry is reserved for wooing women. Not a message board sausage fest. Though if I were to Write one to CC or W- J-M, they'd love it.

Yep.

Hey Chave... Fuck your haikus. Douche.

I loved the new preview they showed last night with Sandy and Seth's sex talk. I think I can guarantee that'll be the most hilarious moments of the new episode. Shit, I tape the show weekly and I still watched the repeat last night.

Is this kinda like mid-'03 Cena, where they cheered the raps, but he still talked down to the fans? Like, we still appreciate the Kylie pics, but you still dog us? As long as I can see an ass like that again, you can say whatever you want.

Hope I have everything. If not, you have until 5pm to get what you need in to me.

I'll be updating the roster. It's been on my "to do" list, heh.

I'm not sure why Cherone had been banned, but think about it. If "Tiffani" got banned for say, making a death threat, then wouldn't that be grounds to ban me too, since we know I control that gimmick? Also, Mario had always denied being Cherone. And he did admit to being a glorified troll as well as a PBP. The banning came with the OK of Dames, who felt there was enough proof against him, and no it wasn't a spur of the moment Mario-bashing kick.

Duly noted. Thumbtack posting more is a + Mark Henry's main event push is a -

Mario was just...odd. The Punch Out pics did get a chuckle out of me though.

It seems the last seven or so days here at TSM have reeked of positivity. Let's recap: Smark fave Benoit wins the Rumble, and promptly shows up on RAW as expected to get in the face of both Triple H and Shawn Michaels, getting a nice "BENOIT" chant in return. On Smackdown...well, read the spoilers. Good shit though. Johnson got banned. Mario got banned. We seem to be on a roll...which can mean it's only downhill from here. Ah well. ::drinks in celebration::

Mario had admitted in the past to pretty much just trolling around, and then recently admitted he was a PBP (CheroneWasMudered, as if there was any doubt as to who it really was). Plus, his obsession with "hazing" TSM members was getting just a wee bit out of hand.

No, Mario got banned for admitting being a glorified troll, and for being a PBP (CheroneWasMurdered or CWMIII as he put it).

Mario, you're nothing short of imaginative.

Like what? The many twists and turns Zack takes to make it overseas and be reunited with WJM? Or a trek through the Canadian wilderness (and a stopoff at CWM's house) en route to CC?

Uh...oooooooh kay. Whatever you say, Mario. Whatever you say.

WWE is planning to have a ten man cruiserweight Battle Royal at WrestleMania XX. The plan is to have the Battle Royal be a pin-fall one and not over the top, so that the cruiserweights aren't confined. The participants would include Rey Mysterio, Tajiri, Chavo Guerrero, Nunzio, Kidman, Akio, Jamie Noble, and three others. One rumor has Dean Malenko coming out of retirement for one night only to participate in the match. Of course, that is just a rumor at this point. Credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter I'm a big fan of Dean, and I think it'll be great to see him in action. I don't like the battle royal gimmick and would rather he have a singles program to build to, but I'll take what I can get. Match sounds interesting at least.

Fucking A right, Chave.