Zack Malibu

*see CWM's post above*

I dunno if I'd make the 2/14 show, for obvious reasons (re: getting laid), but the Z1 show as of now looks to be a lock.

Shai-Comforter

EDIT: Nevermind this one. Have another plan possible.

Supes.

Bankywood was hardly the worst thread ever. Any thread that causes you to masturbate (and considering the pic of "Tiffani", I'm sure some of you did) is not that bad.

I'm happy. Those that try to prevent it otherwise (including a supposed best friend who decided to be the Brutus to my Cesar) just get a bat in the knees for their trouble.

The resident pop music mark will have to say: "Baby One More Time"-sentimental favorite. I was hung up on this song before her first CD even got released. "What You See Is What You Get" and for the slow jams, none is better than "Born To Make You Happy" I'm not a huge fan of the new CD though.

Ragdoll, who's going to write the match that you're in? Have you thought about it/PM'd anyone about it? Superstar, you should have a match, I agree. Against who? Up to you.

Most will wait until after the show, but we do know: Ragdoll will get a title shot of his choosing due to winning the Holiday Fourway. Everything else, you know the drill, post it here.

Ah, sadly I will not be in attendance due to one of the most hectic weekends in history. Friends and Family in town, shopping to be done, two papers to be typed by Wednesday morning...yeah.

You would suspect wrong, fucko. What made you say that, anyhow. Don't make me change YOUR name to "Banana Republic".

Sandy is probably the best character to have to write for, because you have to make him as the voice of reason for his family, but he's also such a victim in ways. You've got him being hit on by Rachel, his father in law hates him (and vice versa), and now he finds out the guy he's just warmed up to and is trying to keep out of jail kissed his wife. Not to mention the parental responsibilities. The guy has such a full plate, and I think that's what probably the most likable character on the show.

Then you must have paid a pretty penny. These dimples ain't cheap, that's for sure.

Damn. I'm curious to find out what a root beer float will get me.

Coke sluts? You mean women are whoring themselves for cola? I'll be damned, what's this world coming to?

Already PM'd you at UGS, CWM, but it's good to see you back. Hope everything only gets better from here on out.

Here's to the man you either love, or love to hate. Happy birthday, bro.

I went to Walgreens for movies this morning, not needing any WWF/E events thanks to work. However, all I even saw was Hardcore, The Game, and NWO Back In Black.

Ah, they didn't know about what he did for his brother. That would be why.

The original idea was to reward Papacita for that awesome job he did last week by having him win the 4Way. Everyone seemed cool with it, but then he PM'd me that he felt Ragdoll should win. So give major credit to him for being selfless. Apologies to Adam and PRL for not putting you in the props, I was finishing real quick due to an impromptu birthday (my little cousins) so that's also why that final match/segment seemed rushed. I'll edit you guys in.

The gratuitous saxaphone solo gets me EVERY TIME. "I'm never gonna dance again...guilty feet have GOT no rhythm..." Dames Dude, I've actually got a FREESTYLE~! remake of that song. Pretty killer, if I do say so myself.

Two things: 1)Sort of a "quick show" which is OK given the holiday. Still, good build all around. 2)Two promos, the Ragdoll one and Northstar's other one, weren't used for simple reasons. Northstar, the other one you sent me will be used next week (it should be obvious why...) and Ragdoll, since the finish of the four way changed, I figure we can use that one next week as well.

PROPS: Northstar Calvin Brock Matt Sly Dam Zack Sturgis

COLE Fans, it has been a WILD night here on HeldDOWN~! The buildup for Deadly Games is incredible, and to cap the night off we've got an Unsanctioned Street Fight coming up now, between Zack Malibu and Hoff of The Underground. *Coach comes strolling back to Sofa Central* COLE How was your meal? COACH Mmm, delish. I gotta say, Cal's got da hookup fo sho. COLE Thank you, Rhythym Nation. COACH No problem, Vanilla Ice. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" hits, and the crowd starts to jeer upon the first note. Coming out from the back, in unison, are the members of The Underground! COLE What the...c'mon now, this is supposed to be Hoff vs. Zack Malibu. COACH Michael, don't you do your research? Where one goes, they all go. It's the gang warfare mentality! CWM, Superstar, J. Arthur Edwards, Gunner Sharps and Chave Senate all flank Hoff, as they head down to the ring. Hoff steps into it, while The Underground members float around ringside. COLE C'mon, get these guys out of here! COACH Normally, it could happen. However, Northstar made a mistake making this an unsanctioned matchup, Cole. All is fair tonight, and that could be deadly for Zack Malibu! "Bring Me To Life" booms through the speakers for the second time tonight, bringing Zack Malibu out. Seeing the rival group surrounding ringside, Zack opts to charge the ring, rather than the slow walk, and slides into the ring, popping to his feet and darting at Hoff with a flurry of punches! COLE We're underway pretty quickly tonight! Zack whips Hoff into the ropes, then carries him over with a dropkick. Hoff is quick to get up, but is also quick to go back down, courtesy of a Malibu dropkick! COACH Zack isn't wasting any time! And look at Hoff beg off! Hoff backs into the corner, trying to get himself together, but Zack Malibu goes for him. Just as he does, an all too familiar theme interrupts the contest... CUE:"I'm The Bomb" by Electric Six COLE What the...it's Calvin Szechstein! COACH And look who's with him, it's Ragdoll! The two heels, notorious enemies of Zack, head down to ringside. COLE They're out here to watch out for Zack! COACH You sure about that? Zack sees them coming, and then turns back to Hoff, but catches a thumb to his eye, blinding him. Hoff tosses him into the corner, and starts ramming him in the ribs with shoulderblocks, then grabs him by the arm and sends him into the opposite corner, follwing right behind him. Zack counters, jumping up on the ropes and over Hoff, and takes him down with a drop toehold when he turns to him, putting Hoff on the mat facefirst. Zack goes to run the ropes, but as he does, he's tripped up by J. Arthur Edwards, who nonchalantly tries walking away...ZACK SWINGS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A DROPKICK TO J. ARTHUR! COLE Haha! Take that! COACH And you say I'M biased! The rest of The Underground scattter to help the slimy city boy up to his feet, and J. Arthur breaks away, trying to get back in the ring. With this distraction, Hoff gets handed the 24/7 Title from CWM, and waits on Zack, then CRACKS him with a beltshot as he turns around! Hoff tosses the belt aside, and goes for the pin, but now Ragdoll jumps up on the apron! COACH What is he doing? Ragdoll gets the ref's attention, and Calvin Szechstein sneaks into the ring. Hoff gets up to go to the ref, but Calvin spins him around, and nails HIM with a World Title beltshot, actually drawing a huge pop from the crowd! COLE I TOLD you, Coach! Northstar wants some hD~! unity, and by God he's getting it! Both men are now out of it due to similar manuevers, and Calvin actually starts a rally for Zack! Malibu starts to get up, pulling himself to his feet, and holds onto the ropes, stomping his right foot into the mat. COLE What? School's Out a little early today! Hoff starts to stir, prying himself up off the mat as well, and when Zack tries his patented kick, he gets tripped up again, and this time drug out to ringside, courtesy of CWM! COACH God damn, these guys will do anything! CWM starts hammering on Zack at ringside, prompting Calvin and Ragdoll to come running over and start doubling up on him! The rest of The Underground come over, and we've got a pier six brawl at ringside! The Underground crew greatly outnumbers the hD~! side, until the fans start to cheer wildly... COACH Michael, look at this! General Manager Northstar stands atop the ramp, WAVING talent on! Mad Matt, Sly Summers, Panther, Leon Rodez and Jacob Lyne come charging down the ramp, and everyone starts to get into it. Lyne slides into the ring, staring at the carnage, and Rodez slides in behind him. COLE What's going on here? Suddenly, Lyne and Rodez nod at each other, then both bounce off the ropes and do simultaneous no hand planchas, down onto The Underground crowd! COLE DID YOU SEE THAT! COACH I SAW! COLE Amazing! Jacob Lyne and Leon Rodez just wiped out nearly everyone! Meanwhile, Zack gets rolled back into the ring by The Superstar, who follows suit and comes back in himself. Superstar puts the boots to his former comrade, and then pulls him up to his feet. Superstar holds Zack by the hair with one hand, and starts slapping Zack with the other, when CWM jumps up on the apron with a chair, yelling for Superstar to send Zack into it! Before Superstar can act, Zack comes to life, and tosses Superstar towards CWM, knocking the 24/7 Champion to the floor and taking SS out! Malibu gets up, and turns around...RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER...NO! Zack drives an elbow into the side of Hoff's head, and then CRACKS him with School's Out...HOFF FALLS INTO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS UP...INTO ANOTHER SCHOOL'S OUT! COACH He got him TWICE, Michael! COLE He's not going to wake up until sometime around Christmas! Malibu goes for the cover, hooking the leg... ONE! TWO!! THREE!!! Winner:Zack Malibu COLE He did it! COACH No, WE did it, Michael! HeldDOWN~! unity has shined through tonight! On the floor, The Underground crew has taken to helping CWM up, who gets up and pushes them all away! Superstar, who is on the other side of the ring holding his head, gets shoved to the floor by the leader of The Underground, who is infuriated about what happened several moments ago! COLE Look at this! Now they're fighting amongst each other! The Underground continues to argue, as Gunner Sharps pulls Hoff out of the ring, and aids him in getting to the back. Meanwhile, Zack gets up, and the rest of the HeldDOWN~! roster stay in the ring. Zack's theme song starts to play, and the roster, face and heel alike, all work the crowd. Zack paces the ring, thanking everyone, before coming face to face with Calvin. COLE Oh man, now this has to be a tense moment... Zack stares at Calvin, who is flanked by both Ragdoll and Sly. Calvin reaches out, pats Zack on the shoulder, and then turns to leave. Sly follows suit, and Ragdoll gives Zack a sneaky smirk before he too exits. COACH Man, tonight it was about unity, but Sunday, it's all about the gold. Panther, Mad Matt, Rodez and Lyne stay in the ring with Zack, working the crowd as his theme continues. Calvin mumbles something inaudibly to Ragdoll as they retreat up the aisle, but looks back at Zack with a stern look on his face. The camera then catches General Manager Northstar standing on the ramp, obviously pleased with the "moment" his roster has just shared. COLE Fans, if you taped this show, don't ever tape over it. Break off that little tab on the side, because we may never see a night like this again. It has been hectic, it was wild, but most important of all, it was one for the ages. The HeldDOWN~! roster has come through, and their are visible cracks in The Underground. For Jonathan Coachman, I'm Michael Cole, saying we'll see you Sunday at Deadly Game!