Zack Malibu

The only punch coming from a Canadian is going to be the Hi-C you vomit up when you choke on a chicken wing. Now go in the bathroom and shave your toupee.

Chave, you edited your post before I could point out "Statan". Prick.

Heart not in that rant? Or was it too busy pumping blood past your cheese in a can clogged arteries so you could get the mobility to pop in the Bret vs. Benoit Nitro match for the 100th time this week?

That's why New Me should be Head of Advertising. Oh man...I just left him open for more cock jokes with that job title. Sorry, TNM.

Mocking Triple H is passe. It's all about the Grenier bashing these days. Get with the times, man!

You've ruined the flow of this thread with your petty ramblings...kinda like how Keith does to enjoyable angles in wrestling that don't involve someone Canadian.

Mario, you VOLUNTARILY compared yourself to Henry. What's wrong with you, man?

Pretty appropriate that Dawson's Season 2 comes out on my birthday. And one week until I get to blow money I should be saving on more Hulk DVD's~!

Topic pinned, for easier access to adding recs, as well as updating your personal collections (in case anyone is interested in sharing/trading).

Wasn't Matt LeBlanc in that? Yeah. He was Al's friend Charlie's son. Remember the episode where Al is seeking out that "Hmm Hmm Hiiiiiim" song? I'm pretty sure that was the actual spinoff ep.

Dear Diary, Mario is insane for hating The New Me. Actually, he just may be insane, period. New Me's Buddy, Zack

Just a "~"? No "~!-age" going on?

::Pats 'Mortal on the back:: Good job, fellow RI'er.

If you want, Parka, you could always do some segments that could follow the idea we had and start playing it off for next week.

Northstar, I haven't talked to Matt, so unless you have, I need you to do your matchup. Axel I know you're working on your match/angle. I've got Rags vs. Zack covered. Everyone, make sure I have everything in by late Wed. night so I can go over it all on Thursday morning and have it ready to post at night.

Given the fact that the tag scene needs a boost/stability, would they risk taking Flash away from his alignment with Knoxx and Rose?

Swear to God Sandie, I was thinking that. But wouldn't that pretty much leave CZW without a top face, save for Zandig?

Any ideas on the new HiV member at all?

Mario, stop talking shit. ::ba doom, bish::

Post of the week.

Mario=Mr. Hanky?

Well, it didn't take long for this thread to degenerate into a bunch of bathroom jokes. ::canned laughter::

Not really there, Scooter.

Dear Diary, Please, don't keep a secret this time out. Tell me all about my friend New Me's night of debauchery. Curious, Zack

Wait... So by changing your name, did I unwillingly become a murderer? I was framed!