Zack Malibu

Backstage, Calvin Szechstein, the OAOAST World Title draped over his shoulders, is pacing back and forth, chit-chatting on a cell phone. CS:"Why yes, I can hear you now. It's much too kind of you to send all of Totally Endorsed free cell phones. Now, as per the arrangement, we'll have cardboard cutouts of us in the windows of every Verizon Wireless in the US, as long as you remember to add on long distance fees at no extra charge. Being that we're going to see the world in style since I'm the aptly named World Champion, I..." Calvin turns around, and is face to face with the man he won the title from. After an absence last week, ZACK MALIBU is staring Calvin in the eyes, and the crowd, seeing this scene on the AngleTron, pops HUGE. Calvin does a fearful gulp that Vince McMahon would envy. Candie is at Zack's side. ZM:"Hey, Calvin." CS:"Mr. Malibu, how are you, my friend?" Calvin, with false sincerity, extends a hand to Zack. Zack looks down, and quickly looks back up. He knows better than to take his eyes off of Calvin. CS:"OK, Zachary. Get it out of your system. What do you want." ZM:"You know what I want." CS:"Oh...(pats title belt)...this, right? Get in line, pal. They come at you from all directions when you have this thing. I mean I've got guys on IZ, this kid Axel beat me in a non-title match last week, you know being a fighting champion is TOUGH. But you'd know all about that, wouldn't you, Zack? There's just one difference. I don't let it get to me. I don't let my emotions get involved with my workrate. You wear your heart on your sleeve, pandering to the fans, the suits, and whatever bimbo decides to surgically attach herself to your arm on a given day." Calvin leers at Candie, who scowls back at her former employer. ZM:"Calvin, you've got a big mouth, and an even bigger ego, moreso since you got one over on me. I haven't made any excuses, hell I had to take a week off because you tried to hang me at AngleSlam. You showed no remorse. You showed that when dealing with you there could be no limits. Chalk it up to experience. It's not going to happen again." CS:"Indeed it's not, Zack. Not for a while, at least that's the way I see it." ZM:"What was that?" CS:"Zack, have you gone back and watched our match from AngleSlam? That match was like a metaphor for your entire OAOAST career! Everytime you're near the top of the ladder, you CHOKE." Zack starts fuming. Candie keeps him from losing his cool, telling Zack "this is what he wants". CS:"And I'm what you want, babe. Don't deny it. As for you, Malibu, you had your run. Mr. Company Savior, Mr. Ultimate Good Guy, Mr. Hero, that era is over. It's time for Armani suits to be worn, for aged champagne to flow freely. Calvin Szechstein has rejuvenated this company. You, on the other hand, need to climb the ladder all over again, and we know how good you are at that, now, don't we?" Calvin snidely smirks, then turns away, ignoring Zack and Candie and talking on his cell phone. The camera pans in on Zack, with Candie looking up at him, as we cut to commercial.

OAOAST HeldDOWN~! Brought to you this week by Pepto Bismol. When something RAW makes your stomach churn, take Pepto Bismol. Here are our hosts, they are two wild and cah-razy guys... MC:"Hello fans, and welcome, to the show that wrestling fans worldwide say is better than sex with Britney Spears..." Coach:"Now that's a lie Cole. Everyone knows wrestling fans don't have sex." MC:"No, wrestling fans know that YOU don't have sex, there's a difference." Coach:"Puh-leeze. What about the female demographic. Do you really think any of them want to...have...sex...with (heavy panting, as Coach is excited now) Britney Spears?" MC:"Hey, Madonna's a wrestling fan." *Coach faints* MC:"Now that I've shut him up, let's check out the rundown for tonights show, not to be confused with The Rundown starring Christopher Walken, Seann William Scott, and that guy who ditched the sport that made him for Hollywood. Tonight we'll see a match that was set for License To Pin, but didn't take place due to other obligations. It pits Northstar, the man formerly known as Shattered Dreams, against our very own HeldDOWN~! GM Tim Moysey in a 24/7 Title match that Northstar says will be competed under his rules! Also..." *Cole looks down at Coach, who is still out cold, with a grin stretched across his face.* MC:"Sorry folks, I've got to revive him. Just stay tuned. HEY, can we get someone to give him mouth to mouth? Where's Josh Matthews?"

I'll be posting hD~! now gang, but I dunno if I can make the chat. I'm sick as a dog and have been laying down all night. I think once HeldDOWN's up I'm just gonna hit the sack.

I'll be Jermaine.

Love my way.

Good thinking Tim.

I don't know what was so bad about 9/11/00, considering 9/11/01 was the unfortunate tragedy.

Whores have nothing to do with love.

Beat ya to it, Quote Fucker Upper!

In the name of love, before you break my heart.

Don't say you love me, you don't even know me.

Love to love you baby.

I'll have my pics with Jimmy Rave and Chris Sabin up tonight.

Love Gun.

Love bites.

Love is a battlefield.

That's all you care about!? ::cries::

A lightbulb just went off over my head. Somehow, Sandie and lightbulbs just go hand in hand.

I have the original NES and a perfectly functioning updated version (the aforementioned rare one from the first post).

11/29. Request it off now.

Judging by the subject title I thought this was going to be about a 4 Non Blondes/Black Eyed Peas collaboration. ::ponders if anyone will get that::

It wasn't all Joe's fault though. It was that great an outing for everyone. Average match, but nothing special. My bias had nothing to do with it, nothing at all. Though one funny thing did happen... I took a pic of Joe coming out with the belt, and for whatever reason, the belt came out in the pic, but Joe himself didn't. And I was RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM. His charisma must have destoyed my camera! ::runs::

This concept intrigues me. What the hell is the GC...Game Cube? GameCube > Ice Cube Iced Tea > Ice-T Where's that old thread where we did this in? I have no clue Wasn't that more by mistake though. Or in the middle of a flame war or something. It was purdy. Huss. like looking down on a pyramid what is the point of this? Who cares? It's fun. You realize these need to be expertly timed as to not fuck up the flow, right. And as soon as I say, Eagan goes and fucks it up. Quote Fucker Upper.

This concept intrigues me. What the hell is the GC...Game Cube? GameCube > Ice Cube Iced Tea > Ice-T Where's that old thread where we did this in? I have no clue Wasn't that more by mistake though. Or in the middle of a flame war or something. It was purdy. Huss. like looking down on a pyramid what is the point of this? Who cares? It's fun. You realize these need to be expertly timed as to not fuck up the flow, right.

This concept intrigues me. What the hell is the GC...Game Cube? GameCube > Ice Cube Iced Tea > Ice-T Where's that old thread where we did this in? I have no clue Wasn't that more by mistake though. Or in the middle of a flame war or something. It was purdy. Huss. Indeed