Zack Malibu

Sarah Michelle Gellar > Gillian Anderson

We're not done with the Transgender Midget Siamese Twins yet.

Ah, but that's the thing. Do you count one sick day, or two?

::Sells the DOUBLE POST OF DOOM~!::

It's also taking everyone's mind off of certain interruptions. Carry on.

One thing to consider while you debate this topic: If one twin calls in sick, the other one can't go into work, possibly putting his own job in jeopardy. Discuss.

OK then: The topic is Transgender Siamese Twin Midgets and Why They'd Be Good For the Construction Industry. Discuss.

Turn Valentine into a heel foil authority figure for DA WOWREEAH~! Put the Hardcore Title on Doink The Clown. Feud him with Barry Horowitz in all sorts of stipulation matches, like the Hardcore Piefight or Electrified Joy Buzzers Cage Match.

How are his posts mindless when we actually, ya know, pay attention?

HBK16, can I just say one thing about your story: If you've apparently witnessed/done something with members of the Mafia, the LAST thing you should be doing is bragging about it on a message board, or anywhere else.

Did you just say you wanted to be anal wart's on a gay person's ass?

::Flies to CWM's house, sees CC's pics taped up on his wall.:: CWM:"They're, uh...dartboards...yeah, that's the ticket!"

No offense to my buddy Flik, but I find your situation with London hilarious, given that his whole gimmick in my XPW diary is that he's held against his will in the company and hates it.

I didn't have a bad run-in with Test. When I worked at WMX7 I had lunch in a back room with Test, Foley, Val, Ivory and Sgt. Slaughter (whose booth was right next to mine at Axxess, wicked nice guy). All of them were laughing, joking and being really cordial. Funniest thing was when Foley was paging through my WM program and saw Mideon's pic (He had just gotten fired), and turned to Test and said "Maybe we should call him, huh?"

A Haiku would do No justice to the facts that Prove Eagan's like herpes.

Agnes is actually moving back to Massachusetts next week, which makes him about an hour from me. We're gonna be going to the Ring of Honor show. I'll have to videotape this and mail it to ya.

Someone should write a paper on that comparison. It could be quite amusing. ::pages Ripper::

Hey, no problem. How often do a preppy East Coast kid and a drunken Canadian lumberjack get along? The hilarity is just BEGGING for a sitcom!

OK, let's get this thread back on track now that it's been de-Eaganized. ::Sits on his throne alongside the other gurus, as new blood approaches...::

::Worships CWM::

Roddy Piper or Tank Abbott for new figurehead! Just remember to turn Abbott into a manager/non-wrestler. Or you could fire Neidhart and bring him back as owner, thus making it PRO WRESTLING ANVIL~!

We will, Tony. It's just that we need to BUILD SUSPENSE~!

Elevated ramps are only used on PPV events.

You better wear a steel plated condom, 'Mortal. The inhabitants of her girlie curls might bite through a normal Trojan.

AM is still da bitch.