Zack Malibu

Cradle 2 The Grave Kings and Queens of Freestyle:Volume 1 Kings and Queens of Freestyle Presents:Stevie B. XPW Exit Sandman XPW Lizzy Borden XXXPosed XPW Fallout XPW Baptized In Blood 3:Night of the Champions

Whom do you feel is crap. As a Guru I would like to hear your opinion.

Daniels, BG James, and Don Harris, wasn't it?

^KNOWS I'm cute

Don't kick us when we're down, Capt. Haiku.

^hails from Dandyland

Funny that Choken compared O.C. to being a Dawson's Creek style hit, because last night I was getting the total early-Creek Joey/Pacey vibe from Seth and Marissa when they kept bickering. Next week looks good, with Ryan in juvy and it looks like he'll win the mom over by defending her (from what I saw in the previews).

Watch, he'll probably still wind up on Velocity, retreading his feud with The Cat. Then when snow falls in the arena and Blood Runs Cold videos start playing, we'll know the apocalypse is upon us.

It's probably more of a marketing ploy than anything. Just like how they made Rey put the mask on...they'll try to make Mortis into the new Kane so the fans (especially the younger set) eat it up.

Uh, the band is breaking up?

Time for more fan participation: I've let go a few open contract guys that I have no real use for (Chetti, Doring, etc.) and I need to hire more. That, and Chris Hero, after just starting a feud with Crocodile Dupree, goes out for SIXTEEN MONTHS with a knee injury! Before I get desperate and have to resort to "Coat Rack Chris Hero", spill some ideas here, and maybe you'll see them come to fruition. Stupid injury list ::grumbles::.

Blame Dames, WJM.

XPW Monday Nightmare for October 20, 2003 Hosted by Chris English and Jon Ian I'LL JUST ADD TWO MORE PEOPLE TO THE MATCH AND YOU'LL NEVER NOTICE THIS FREAKIN' FEUD IS STILL GOING: Dunn, Marcos, and Konrad vs Zack Sommers, Sly Slater, and Mary Beth Kapowski. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Teen Show Express vs Ring Crew Express feud. Ring Crew Express are the reigning XPW Tag Team champions, and have been since 28 September 2003. The Match: Dunn connects with a back heel kick on Zack and gets back up quickly. Zack takes a flying neckbreaker from Dunn. Dunn tags out to Konrad. Zack Sommers takes a butterfly suplex from Konrad. Reverse DDT on Zack. Hooks the leg for a two count. Konrad tags out to Marcos. Konrad \ Marcos whip Zack into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Zack Sommers takes a knee lift from Marcos. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Zack counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Zack hits a dropkick on Marcos and gets right back up. Tag between Zack Sommers and Sly Slater. Face crusher from Sly on Marcos sets up for an elbowdrop. Sly Slater blasts Marcos with a superkick. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Sly hits a soaring kick on Marcos. Tag to Mary Beth Kapowski. Mary Beth Kapowski punches away at Marcos only to get the tides turned quickly. Mary Beth hits a dropkick on Marcos. Marcos reverses a waistlock. Marcos tags out to Dunn. Flying elbow from Dunn connects. Tag to Zack Sommers. Zack Sommers connects with a back heel kick on Dunn and gets back up quickly. Flying reverse elbow by Zack Sommers. Dunn slugs Zack Sommers, sending him down into the corner. While Dunn fires up the crowd, Zack is removing the turnbuckle pad! Dunn comes over...but Zack goes low! Zack Sommers gets up, then goes for the irish whip into the corner, but Dunn reverses! Zack Sommers goes head first into them, knocking him silly! Schoolboy from Dunn: 1....2....3! The referee never noticed the exposed turnbuckle. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out the exposed steel turnbuckle to the assigned official. The referee reverses the decision! He is disqualifying Dunn for using it to gain an advantage! My Opinion: Sadly, a 1\2* match. I know, I know. A DQ in XPW, of all places. They have a King of the Deathmatch title, but running into an exposed turnbuckle is apparently a cardinal sin. After the match George Steele comes out and devours the padding on every turnbuckle. There, now that one exposed piece isn't so out of place, is it? OVERALL:52% (37, 67). After we clear the ring of the feathers, which will be used to make headdresses for Rob Black's latest flick, Geroniho (or How I Learned To Stop Masturbating and Nail a Native American), GQ Smooth and Lance Silva come on out. They wanna know what's up with Angel turning his back on the rest of the heels. Guys, it's nothing new...he did that voluntarily. Just because you didn't take him up on the offer doesn't mean you can run him down. Avenging Disco Angel (accompanied to the ring by his new "It's Raining Men" theme, which isn't from the disco era that he and Rudy Ray are trying to portray, but we've only got a One Hit Wonders CD in the back tonight and it's the closest we could come. This also explains why Kaos came out to Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me" later tonight, and why Marty Jannetty was jamming to "Rock Me Amadeus" before the show. Back to the promo, and GQ and Lance are so disgusted by Angel (who waves his ass at them and encourages some two on one action) that they ready for attack, until Rudy Ray Smith makes the save, taking both of them out with Tornado Punches~! Rudy Ray tries to help Angel up, with Angel tries to pull him down. Rudy gets the better of it, and drags his flaming little friend to the back, as the Whore's Men demand vengeance. OVERALL:56%. GQ Smooth and Lance Silva gained overness from this segment. Crocodile Dupree is in the back, shining up his brand new XPW Television Belt. Chris Hero isn't here tonight, and that's a good thing, otherwise Dupree would have forced him to endure the worst Australian torture there is: watching The Wiggles. When kids are encouraged to watch guys like that on a consistent basis, it's no wonder many of them turn out like Angel. Well, Angel never had The Wiggles, he had Bert and Ernie. Nothing more needs to be said about that that hasn't been already. OVERALL:69%. All the innuendo going around in the company, and it's Croc who gets the first 69 in the company. Must be the outfit. Marty Jannetty and Kaos come out to the ring for an interview, but neither man is sure what to say. Kaos keeps saying "Line" under his breath in hopes that someone on the staff will throw him a bone, while Jannetty slides out of the ring and starts looking around. Enraged, Marty gets back in and yells "YOU LIED TO ME!" before choking Kaos. The Four Whore's Men arrive, luckily on cue to interrupt before Kaos gets strangled mistakenly in Marty's coke-filled haze. Steve Bradley is tired of Kaos, and tired of Jannetty's blatant disregard of authority. Nothing personal Steve, I just don't know what I'm doing. Bradley doesn't wanna hear his excuses, but Marty's serious. One night he woke up in fishnets and a leopard thong next to Jake Roberts. I guess not knowing what you're doing is best in a case like that. Bradley doesn't care what kind of fetishes Marty has, he doesn't want him or Kaos representing the company as a champion of any kind, and proposes a Three Way Dance for the KODM Title...NOW! OVERALL:62%. Kaos, Marty Jannetty, and Jonny C. gained overness from this segment. JUNKIES ARE PEOPLE TOO MATCH FOR THE XPW KING OF THE DEATHMATCH TITLE: Marty Jannetty vs Kaos vs Steve Bradley. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. Kaos and Bradley have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the XPW King Of The Deathmatch title. Marty Jannetty has been XPW King Of The Deathmatch champion since 28 September 2003. The Match: Jannetty just WAFFLES Bradley with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Marty Jannetty connects with a back heel kick on Kaos and gets back up quickly. Steve Bradley is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Bradley hits Jannetty with a plastic dinosaur! Bradley takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kaos. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Kaos takes a flying neckbreaker from Marty Jannetty. Kaos once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Bradley \ Kaos whip Jannetty into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Jannetty! Kaos hits a face jam on Steve Bradley onto a chair! Bradley blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! BAAACK Body drop by Jannetty gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Marty Jannetty is in trouble. Roll The Dice! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Well, hello there *1/4 rating, how are you? Marty just wasn't the same after that dinosaur shot. I don't know how someone is such a permanent fog can be dazed by being hit with a childrens toy, but I try not to argue with a legend like Marty Jannetty. It would probably just lead to vague recollections of smoking a crack pipe while he had sex with a ringrat in a toilet stall in Memphis. With skills like that it's apparent he probably was the more talented Rocker. Bradley gets a belt and head back to celebrate with the rest of the Whore's Men and Lizzy Borden. Lizzy said she'd give him a spread if he won, and NEWSFLASH, she doesn't work for a magazine. Draw your conclusions, children. OVERALL:63 (54, 72). The XPW King of the Deathmatch Title has gained in image. 59% OVERALL .13 rating. 322 people paid $6440.

IZ recall? There was something wrong with IZ? Where is my nearest IZ dealer so I can get the recall fixed?

Wow Judas, you became BPP's bitch without even being inducted in as said bitch. For listening to someone when you didn't really have to, I'm wondering if you have the rebellious qualities needed for our cause...

::Rocket launches mannequin onto CWM. Tells him to go fuck himself. Literally!::

Sadly, the interference in this one is pretty predictable. Russo will probably try to talk Ki out of it (unity with Triple X, "I made you a star" type of speech) and Ki refuses. Skipper interferes into the match, and they set up a Skipper vs. Ki feud to "officially" end the Triple X team. It's logical. Russo always said that Skipper was "his favorite" and that he had the soft spot for him, so I look for Elix to be the next addition to SEX 2.0.

::Spears CWM.:: ULTIMATE FRISBEE, BITCH!

Here are the people who I know will be in the 24/7 Battle Royal: Hex Naz Mistry Rando Zero Colvid Foshi Shattered Dreams ??? (yes, we know who this will be) IDRM, I put Naz in there since Masked Man won't be around, thus scrapping their planned match. Anyone else want in, post it here ASAP so the writer knows.

::Throws frisbee at CWM.::

You're smacking around the rookie. The new Golden Boy of the Grasshoppers. This here's a team sport, and you're not being a team player. Watch out, because you could be Chosun's next bitch. He's got a lot of errands to be run.

Uh oh... BPP just slapped our latest recruit. TREASON~!

We know. The debate was if his name was Chuck/Charles or Chris Austin.

ARGH~! Damn this game. I'm not used to the fact that events are not always at the end of the month now, so guess who had a PPV...scratch that, since I didn't realize it was this week, I had a LARGE EVENT. ARGH~! XPW Fallout (Large Event) This entire event was booked on the fly. That's not just a quip either. Lizzy was out of paper, so she just grabbed what was right in front of her. Steve Bradley now has tonight's match list embedded on the crotch of his 501's. Hosted by Jon Ian and Chris English Before the show can get underway, Crocodile Dupree is out. He's going to make this short and sweet, mate: he wants to challenge Chris Hero for the XPW Television Title later tonight. Hero makes his way out, and says that he's going to offer Dupree and Hero's Welcome into XPW. Dupree's unsure of that...his last "welcoming commitee" consisted of Lizzy Borden, a feather duster and a midget named Elvin who had a handlebar moustache. He's still scarred from that, so just a match will do. OVERALL:54%. Crocodile Dupree lost overness from this segment. HEY, WE'RE FEUDING SO LETS MAKE THIS SHOW MEAN SOMETHING MATCH FOR THE XPW WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES: Ring Crew Express vs Teen Show Express. Match Background: Teen Show Express and Ring Crew Express have been feuding recently. This match is for the XPW Tag Team titles. Ring Crew Express have been XPW Tag Team champions since 28 September 2003. The Match: Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Zack goes down. Dunn hits a rolling kick on Zack. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Marcos. Ring Crew Express hook up Zack, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. Marcos hits a soaring kick on Zack. Zack Sommers avoids a Marcos avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Lightning kick by Zack on Marcos. There's a two count on the pin. Zack tags out to Sly Slater. Back heel kick from Sly on Marcos but it misses by miles. Pin, but Marcos is out just before the three count. Marcos takes a hard, stinging chop from Sly. One word: Ow. Marcos elbows Sly Slater in the face to break a hammerlock. Sly takes a hard, stinging chop from Marcos. One word: Ow. Tag to Dunn. Spinning back kick from Dunn. Tag between Sly Slater and Zack Sommers. Zack takes a flying neckbreaker from Dunn. Dunn has Zack Sommers down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Off the top - All Dunn, forget about it. 1....2...3! Ring Crew Express signal to each other...and they attack Teen Show Express! After an swift brawl, Zack and Sly are left down in the ring. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. This feud reminds me of the feud between the Midnight Express and the Rock N' Roll Express. You know, because both teams have "Express" in their names. OK, now I'm really stretching. I might as well throw Federal Express in their as well, because if you squint, their deliveryman looks like Bobby Eaton. OVERALL:56 (42, 70). The XPW World Tag Team Titles have gained in image. The Four Whore's Men are backstage to warn Kaos that he's got no idea what he's gotten into. Actually, the feud is about what Kaos HASN'T gotten into guys, namely Lizzy's nether region. Only in XPW would a guy be targetted by heels for NOT getting the girl, or in Lizzy's case "fucking the dirty bitch who looks like Courtney Love after being hit in the face with an anvil". Graphic depiction, but we're firm believers in truth in advertising. OVERALL:71%. Jonny C. gained overness from this segment. THEY'VE BEEN ON TV A TOTAL OF THREE TIMES BUT THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR THE XPW TELEVISION TITLE: Crocodile Dupree vs Chris Hero. Match Background: Hero and Croc are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the XPW Television title. Chris Hero has been XPW Television champion since 06 October 2003. The Match: Hero takes a headbutt from Crocodile Dupree. STIFF~! chop lights up Hero who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Fallaway slam by Crocodile Dupree puts down Chris Hero. Bodyslam by Croc. Chris Hero once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Bodyslam by Hero. Massive back suplex! Crocodile Dupree got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Hooks the leg for a two count. Croc blocks a kick from Chris Hero. Massive backbreaker on Hero and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Covers for a quick two count. High Angle DDT by Crocodile Dupree just SPIKES Chris Hero down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Chris Hero powers out of a Crocodile Dupree headlock. Hero drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Croc. Croc blocks a punch. Croc slams Chris Hero down and motions to the crowd. Chris Hero slams Croc, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Crocodile Dupree doing? Chris Hero picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Croc up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Crocodile Dupree is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Croc had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Chris Hero must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! Crocodile Dupree slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Hero to get some payback. My Opinion: I'll give a 1\2* rating because they were actually able to hit a couple of spots. Well gee, Dames, do you THINK he hit him in mid-move, or could it have been a Jedi Mindtrick? Crocodile Dupree gets a title his first match in the promotion, and if that doesn't say "he'll be shoved down your throats on each and every show from now on" then I don't know how I can spell it out for you. OVERALL:58% (53, 63). The XPW Television Title has gained in image. Marty Jannetty, the XPW King of the Deathmatch Champion, is out as a guest on The C-Breeze. Jonny takes pleasure in mocking Jannetty, saying his recent wins are the only things that are clean about him. Jannetty's not sure what he's trying to say, so Jonny makes it clear that he frowns on his drug use. That's fine with Marty, just more for him. Marty goes to leave, as this party has gotten lame, when Jonny spins him back around. Jonny accuses him of being a poser, saying that he "snorts chalk". "THAT HAPPENED ONCE WHEN I WAS BROKE!" Jannetty yells, and it's ON, because we've got another segment to fill! OVERALL:58%. Both men gained overness from this segment. IMPROMPTU TABLES MATCH FOR THE XPW KING OF THE DEATHMATCH TITLE: Marty Jannetty vs Jonny C.. Match Background: This will be a tables bout. This match is for the XPW King Of The Deathmatch title. Marty Jannetty has been XPW King Of The Deathmatch champion since 28 September 2003. The Match: Jannetty just WAFFLES Jonny C. with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Marty Jannetty goes to suplex Jonny C. through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Second rope flying axe handle, Jonny C. goes down. One day, Jannetty might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jannetty uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Jonny C. reverses a waistlock. Jonny C. pulls Jannetty onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Big piledriver on Jannetty. Marty Jannetty pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Jonny C. is down! Tor-NADO DDT from Marty Jannetty, Jonny C. got planted! Jonny C. is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Jonny C. connects with rights and lefts and Marty Jannetty is down! Jonny C. drops an elbow...but Marty Jannetty moves out of the way. Marty Jannetty hits a rolling kick on Jonny C.. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Jannetty throws Jonny C. onto the table, climbs to the top rope...and uses a flying elbow drop to collapse the table and pick up a victory. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Jannetty learned (re:stole) that elbow from Shawn Michaels. Jonny C. was starting to gain overness with every segment he was in, so I had to feed him to one of my older, experienced stars who are just broken down versions of their former selves. Hey, just like WWE! OVERALL:57 (49,66). The KODM Title has gained in image. Lizzy Borden and Steve Bradley are alone in the Head Bitch's office. Guess what they're doing? This whole segment was just to drive home the fact that Lizzy is a slut. A big slut. Who likes to fuck. Constantly. Endlessly. Anally. Hey, we planned on this show being on PPV, you can get away with everything on there. OVERALL:43%. Steve Bradley loses overness from this segment. THROWN TOGETHER TAG MATCH TO FURTHER A FEUD: Kaos and Danny Doring vs Steve Bradley and Abyss. Match Background: This is a continuation of the Kaos vs Bradley feud. The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Abyss goes down. One day, Kaos might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Kaos crushes Abyss with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Kaos and Danny Doring. Doring \ Kaos whip Abyss into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Big dropkick by Danny Doring, who got a ton of air on the move. Covers for a quick two count. Doring drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Abyss. Doring drops an elbow...but Abyss moves out of the way. Abyss scores with a standing spinebuster. Abyss tags out to Steve Bradley. Fallaway slam by Steve Bradley puts down Danny Doring. Big piledriver on Doring. Danny Doring fights out of a grapple. Doring tags out to Kaos. Bradley takes a NICE hurrancarana from Kaos. DDT from the top rope by Kaos. That looked KILLER. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kaos hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Kaos gets taken down out of nowhere! Spinebuster by Steve Bradley. Kaos is in trouble. Here it comes - Roll The Dice. 1....2...3, it's finished. My Opinion: *1/4 rating. Don't be upset. There are people in third world countries who can barely afford one star, let alone one and a quarter. Kaos gets taken down "out of nowhere", then falls victim to a spinebuster and Test's finisher? Well if Bradley can work WWE style on my shows, why in the hell did he never get the callup? Probably because he wasn't banging any McMahons. Why do you think he throws Lizzy the meat missle every chance he gets? Well, being that this is XPW, he'd probably be getting a push anyways, but don't tell him that. Karma (and by karma I mean genital sores) will catch up with him later. OVERALL:62 (54, 71). MIGHT AS WELL TRY AND GET SOMETHING GOOD OUT OF THIS SHOW: Paul London vs Juvi Guerrera vs Psychosis. Match Background: This will be an elimination bout. This match is for the XPW World title. Paul London has been XPW World champion since 28 September 2003. The Match: Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and London goes down. Psychosis hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. London blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Psychosis takes a flying neckbreaker from Paul London. Spinning bulldog in the corner and London is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Second rope flying axe handle, Juvi goes down. One day, Psychosis might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Psychosis charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. London \ Juvi whip Psychosis into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Vicious kick to the teeth from Paul London. Cover gets three for Paul London, Psychosis got pinned. Flying reverse elbow by Paul London. London drops an elbow...but Juvi Guerrera moves out of the way. Vicious kick to the teeth from Juvi Guerrera. There's a two count on the pin. Juvi goes for a splash but London puts the knees up. Flying reverse elbow by Paul London. Marty Jannetty comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Juvi turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Jannetty! Marty Jannetty has left Juvi in big trouble. Juvi Guerrera gets knocked to the ground by London, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - London Calling, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: *** rating for an above average match. The Mexicans had a problem with London trying to escape to their homeland. They don't like no gringos messing with their tequila, or their women. Or in Juvi's case, men. We think. So the Mexicans gets used simply for their labor, while the man who wishes he was elsewhere gets tackled to the floor and knocked out with a ragfull of ether. Is Jim Cornette booking for me now? Nah, it's one of the few ways we can keep him subdued long enough to get the shackles on. OVERALL:76 (69, 84). The XPW World Title has gained overness. 60% overall. $43620 made from 1454 people who thought they were coming to see a Peter, Paul and Mary concert.

XPW Monday Nightmare for October 13, 2003 Jonny C. of the Four Whore's Men is here to open up the show this week with his interview segment The C-Breeze. This week's guests are scheduled to be Howie Mandel, Steve Guttenberg, and the music of Ray Parker Jr. Because when you need celebs on the cheap, who ya gonna call? Thumbs up, cheap pop there Jonny. Too bad you're supposed to be a heel. Unfortunately the celebs cancelled, so Jonny had to find someone of notoriety on the XPW roster, and has chosen the newly crowned XPW Television Champion, Chris Hero. Chris doesn't exactly get a Hero's welcome, as the fans are still unsure of whether to latch onto my latest push. Before the champ can either advance himself up the card or kill himself dead in the water, he's jumped from behind by...Steve Irwin? NO! NO! IT'S CROCODILE DUPREE~! Croc bludgeons Hero with a boomerang, and then tosses the evidence into the crowd...and it comes right back around and nails Jonny C. in the forehead. Hey, at least it gives Dupree open opportunity with the mic. The WWA? couldn't handle the Down Underworld, but Dupree will not be denied again. When all is said and done, his name will be up there alongside such Aussie luminaries as Russel Crowe, Mel Gibson, and Yahoo Serious. OVERALL:66%. Jonny C. and Chris Hero both gained overness due to the awesome charismatic powers of Crocodile Dupree~! Avenging Disco Angel and Rudy Ray Smith vs Youthanazia. Match Background: None. The Match: Angel hits a right hand. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Matt Cross by Angel. Remember when that was a legit finish? Death valley driver by Avenging Disco Angel! No one executes that move properly anymore. Cross tags out to Josh Prohibition. STIFF high kick on Angel by Josh Prohibition. Avenging Disco Angel reverses a hip toss. Forearm to the face from Angel on JP. Tag between Avenging Disco Angel and Rudy Ray Smith. Avenging Disco Angel scoops up JP. Rudy Ray bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Rudy Ray Smith DDTs JP, but it just looked terrible. Rudy Ray DDTs Josh Prohibition. Rudy Ray tags out to Avenging Disco Angel. Josh Prohibition can barely stand. Here it comes - Circumsizer. 1....2...3, it's finished. Youthanazia look like they aren't done...and they attack Angel \ Rudy Ray! After an exchange of blows, Angel and Rudy Ray are laid out in the ring. My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you. Hey, I'd fight back if a blatant homosexual circumsized me in front of milli...thous...the people we paid to fill the arena. And by arena I mean "wharehouse on a loading dock" and by people I mean "dock workers, hookers and hobos". Only in XPW can Josh and Matt, two whitebread boys if there ever were, get away with a bona fide hate crime. However the same can be said for our shows...in some cultures they're used as a form of torture. Lizzy thinks thats kinky. Oh, and if you're wondering what's up with the name change for Angel, it's because tag team partners have to blend. No way was Soul Brutha Smith going to start wearing pink leopard thongs and belly shirts, uh uh. He undresses da ho's, he don't dress like 'em. OVERALL:53 (38,69). Kaos is in the back with XTC. Better not announce that to everyone in earshot, kid. Marty Jannetty is liable to tackle you to the ground and go all Tito Ortiz on you for that shit. Oops, XTC is Kaos' new valet. Given the track record of most women in this company, you're better off with the drugs. Kaos and XTC promise Steve Bradley that their feud is far from over, which makes Bradley happy. He hasn't gotten this much attention since his feud with Kwee Wee after the WCW buyout. OVERALL: 49%. XTC gained overness from this segment. HARDCORE THREE WAY THAT LIZZY BORDEN IS NOT INVOLVED IN FOR THE XPW KING OF THE DEATHMATCH TITLE Marty Jannetty vs Abyss vs Steve Bradley. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the XPW King Of The Deathmatch title. Marty Jannetty has been XPW King Of The Deathmatch champion since 28 September 2003. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Steve Bradley ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Steve Bradley hits some punches. How generic. Marty Jannetty reverses a hip toss. Hip toss onto a chair by Jannetty! Spear by Abyss. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Fallaway slam by Steve Bradley puts down Abyss. Abyss backdrops Steve Bradley out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Abyss. Jannetty \ Abyss hook up Bradley, then hit a double suplex. Bradley walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Chair shot connects! Marty Jannetty is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Jannetty uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Kaos comes running down the aisle with a chair! Jannetty and Steve Bradley continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Kaos slides in and blasts Steve Bradley with a chair to the head! Kaos climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Marty Jannetty moves in for the kill. Rocker Dropper! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Nothing special...nothing special at all. *1/4 I don't really think Dames is buying this stuff as the finish. I just think he's crossing his fingers, praying for the matches to end while his corneas die a slow death as he's stuck watching this pap. Bradley channeling the spirit of Lex Luger doesn't sound so good for his career...or Lizzy's well being. Jannetty's in the pink though...now he's got a new dealer! OVERALL:63 (54, 72). The King of the Deathmatch Title gained overness from this match. RAN FOR THE BORDER VS. SOUTH OF THE BORDER Paul London vs Psychosis. Match Background: This match is for the XPW World title. Paul London has been XPW World champion since 28 September 2003. The Match: London hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Paul London connects with a back heel kick on Psychosis and gets back up quickly. Second rope flying axe handle, Psychosis goes down. One day, London might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Implant DDT by Paul London! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Psychosis blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Hard back suplex on London. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Super kick by Psychosis. Hooks the leg for a two count. London powers out of a headlock. London crushes Psychosis with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Paul London. Nicely done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Psychosis blocks a kick from Paul London. Psychosis just WAFFLES London with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Psychosis charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Implant DDT by Paul London! I will always and forever mark out for that move. The bell rings. The referee declares that the time limit has expired, and the match is a draw. My Opinion: They definitely need to hook up again, I don't care what anyone says. ***1\2 Waffles...chops...eats boot...think Dames was getting hungry during this show? Heat up some Hot Pockets or something, Damian. Luckily for those who care about workrate in this company, London was recaptured by customs agents at the Mexican border. Turns out he grabbed Jannetty's bag by mistake, and let's just say that the border guards had a hell of a party while London was locked up with some drunk guy in a sombrero who babbled about Maury Povich being the root of all evil. Well you don't have to be drunk to realize that, do you? OVERALL:77 (65, 90). The XPW World Title has gained overness from this match. 62% Overall .14 rating 346 people with $6920 in ticket sales. Thanks to everyone for the PPV suggestions, they'll most likely all get used. Any other feud ideas, hirings, gimmicks, etc. let me know. Feedback both positive and negative is appreciated.