Carnival

....... (sorry KOAB, but he really deserved it.)

No man, apparently it really did. I laugh WITH you WP, not at you, you're still my boy.

A man tells another man he sucks in bed. +50

haven't heard that in like 5 years. thank you.

you get off on this, don't you?

WP with the play-by-play of thread views, nice.

muscles aren't my style, and no more details, i'm just opening the door for harrassment.

Even when i was on top, she was trying to do all the work. and it was like an upward thrusting. then with her on top, that was a disaster and a half. There was no up and down, it was a slide/rub back and forth, which sometimes is ok if it's smooth, no this was jerking and random. no rhythm at all. after a few minutes of that, i was no longer hard. I just sat up, lifted her off me, shoved her face in my pillow, and went to town....i was just pissed off at this point, and i wanted to hurt her. i did.

Chave you aren't even on my level, I'm gonna let my little homies ride on you. Black Lushus...get him!

she was the master of spastic movements, i was like "No, just stop, let me do it." I'd rather her be a dead fuck, she just didn't jive with my plan.

All opinions of her aside, the sex sucked, btw. I think I would have noticed the white goo on my dick as I pulled out and skeeted on her chest.

I had a dream last night that Kevin Nash died. His heart failed when he was undergoing knee surgery. thats all i have to say about Nash.

You can't get hair that silky smooth without daily garnier fructis treatments. You just can't!

Keyword Don't lie, you said you'd fuck her too.

no shower better learning to read best

Heel Turn

Monistat to the rescue, man i hope this works. Leena, nobody gave it to me, you're just jealous of her, stop hatin', and stop adding the "izcoming" to my name, i already came. I don't know what ballston is.....but mother nature is a bitch.

I have zero people on ignore.

you DO NOT ignore HEEL TURN!

So the other day I wake up and i'm taking a piss, I look down and my belly button is crusted with this brown stuff. I'm like "WTF?!?!" I grab a lil tissue and wipe it out, and as i do, this smell arises....smells like a thousand asses. Now I'm really trippin. I get to examining it, and it appears this off-white stuff is oozing from my navel. So Immediately I think I caught some foul disease from some bitch. As i'm doing a little research online and talking with various people about the problem, all the symptoms point to an infection. That's weird..some bacterial infection in my belly button. As I do more research and get more opinions i see that due to my extreme inny, which i can actual stick a Q-Tip in about 3/4 of the way, this may be a different type of infection. A Yeast Infection and I guess it's most common type of infection in the case of someone having a deep navel such as myself. And as it turns out, my old friend the bathtub might be to blame. Since I'm a bath man, I let that dirty ghetto apartment water get into my belly button and infect it. So now I have to buy some yeast infection creme, something I'm not looking forward to doing. Anyone have or know someone who's had a yeast infection in an area that wasn't a vagina???

I hope we fight some day lushus.

There is photographic evidence of me eating a sandwich in the Graphics & Testing Grounds. So I did eat....... several weeks ago.

F5 plz

I will smoke a black & mild and shove my tongue in your mouth. You won't say shit. They never do.

OMG SHHHHHH!!!!! There will be a thread soon discussing the situation. and the very surprising possible cause. it will not disappoint. well, ya it might.