I had a dream last night. It involved Porter. Why i don't know.
I broke into Porter's apartment to get pictures of it, cuz I was going to post them online to "sell" his apartment. Yes, it makes no sense. Well, I break in, and I'm snapping away pics, I go in his bedroom and end up stealing a stuffed dinosaur that was "mine", I guess. Well on my way out, I accidently wake a female sleeping on the couch, she screams, I run out, on the way out of the complex I run into Porter, who turns around and chases me with 2 of his buddies. They catch up to me at my car and a shove me against it. Porter is up in my face and threatening me, and I was clearly in the wrong, so i don't have much to say. Then Tom Green comes outta nowhere, and it turns out it was all a gag for his show, and I "knew about it the whole time", whatever. Now everyone is laughing and everything is cool, I give Porter back his stuffed dino, get on a bike and go hunt for halloween candy. The End.