1. Master P - The Ice Cream Man - 09 - Commercial 1 / It's a skit were he gets his dick sucked, one minute of audio, I actually jacked off to this when i was in junior high.
2. When i was in grade school I told my family that "I wish I was black." My uncle still gives me shit for it.
3. I'm from Nebraska, and it may sound very stereotypical, but I once had sex in a corn field, right next to a tractor.
4. When I was in Junior High I had a Patrick Ewing poster on the ceiling above my bed until someone made fun of me for masturbating to it.(which never happened.)
5. I lived in a small town of 300 people when I was in High School. In my early high school days my friends and I thought we were so "gangsta" cuz we listened to Wu Tang and No Limit, that we would each "be" or call each other a member of No Limit records. I drew "TRU" on my stomach in sharpie and was Mystikal. Now that I look back, I should have been C Murder.