Carnival

well you live in Cali, cost of living is a bitch. Nebraska is cheap as fuck, but we also get paid less as a result.

all the ICP hate If juggalos weren't so over the top retarded, then people wouldn't even know ICP existed, and I could love them in peace.

Things I thought I'd never say. I love the Women's Division drama! I love Shelton's Mama. She's finna catch a case up in hurrr!

WTF!?!?! He didn't do that last ti...............er....wait He didn't do it the time befo.........um. I love you Jeff!

Good Work.

Actually I'm balling outta control, rent is cheap as fuck here. $400 a month and I make a couple grand a month. Which is a lot for me. Attendence point, yes. You get fired if you reach a certain level, which I'm very close to. Being late will get you points as well as calling in sick. King, I hold no grudge about anything, Czech was the biggest CarnivalizComing hater, and I love him! If was on his dick any harder I'd be his nutsack.

The ban is needed.

So I wake up...alarm is going off at 6:20. I snooze it over and over until like 7:00. FUCK. I get outta bed, all my clothes are technically dirty. They aren't filthy, but have been worn cuz I don't have a washer & dryer anymore. So I grab some dirty draws and head to the bathroom. I'm filling up the tub, cuz i take baths, ya i said it, BATHS. well the drain will not close...the water just keeps going down. And i'm flipping the fucking thing up and down so much my hand got a blister from it. So I have to take a shower. and there are 2 reasons why i don't shower in this apartment, 1. The shower is short as fuck. it hits me in the boobs, so i gotta bend down to wash my hair. 2. the shower curtain I have is like as thin as a condom. fucking flaps around all the time like it's the windy city in my bathroom. Done with the shower i get out and my boxers i grabbed are soaked(rocawear, btw, HOV), just from sitting on the fucking floor...all the way on the other side of the room. Fuck it, i grab some other undies, and get dressed. I go to grab a mountain dew and the fridge is fucking warm, it's broke. to top all this off, i'm late for work, by 1 fucking minute, but my time nazi boss will give an attendence point for it, and i'm running outta points, about 2 get the AX!!! FUCK. I feel better now.

I don't know why they couldn't. But if they can...then they should.

All you people look the same to me.

Dan Halen: Ok Early, let's talk a little bit about your work ethic. Early: Well I don't think ethinics do no work, I mean thats they problem really. If you ain't like me go hang from a tree.

I filed 0 and only get $996 I'm pissed.

How can the clone have more charisma than the original? Quality no longer degrades when something is copied! I'm going to make copies of copies of copies of my wrestling VHS tapes, by that time they should be HD Quality!! I can't wait to see that Debra vs Nicole Bass bra & panites match in HD! Hawtness!

I got the final say in the matter.

Looks like you smoked lunch too Mr Biggums.

Me, tomato soup only. One thing I wanted to say in the last cracker thread was...When it comes to eating chili soup, buttered toast is better than crackers. I still like eating crackers in chili, but only whole crackers, never crunch them up, just shove a whole saltine in my mouth. Also anyone who can eat 10 saltine crackers in 1 minute or less without drinking anything isn't a mortal man.

i said nothing here

I worry about being mocked by everyone. I'm sure you've noticed, kids on this board are pretty damn good at it. I'd like to keep the heat on you, if at all possible.

It sounds good for us smarks, but I think fans would shit on it. They would turn on Christian. Especially if it's face vs face...Orlando would shit all over it just to be fucking "cool".

Everytime my face pops up on TSM, it's always embarassing. Bitches love that pic, btw. Which would explain why it's your favorite aswell.

But I'm very glad I cut that pic off where I did. God forbid that someone get their hot little hands on the full image. It would be the death of me.

now was that really necessary?

I wouldn't be oppossed to a Christian title reign. I think now is a better time than 6 months from now after he's feuded with the likes of bobby roode.

It was during an interview backstage with Helms. Nunzio confronted him and challenged him.

the match was announced on SD! Ya, I watch Smackdown....fuck you!