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LEAFS WIN! LEAFS WIN! And what the hell is going on with the Senators tonight? Losing 5-0. From the highlights I've seen, it looks like Emery is less than stellar but the Ottawa defence looks like they're allowing the Bruins to get some golden chances, not putting up much of a fight clearing away rebounds and such.

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=152946&hubname= Damn! Carolina is outright scary. Looks like the Sens won't cruise their way to the Cup now.

Sportsnet.ca says Doug Weight has been traded to Carolina...

Nope, Boston won it in 1970 on the famous Bobby Orr leap-through-the-air goal.

I had ANOTHER dream about piss last night. My cups & drinking glasses were covered in it and I was washing them off, and then some girl comes into the house and she's soaked in piss, too, and asked me if she could use my shower. God make it stop! I should go see a shrink.

Also, I laugh my ass off at this every time I read it. Awesome!

Twice in the past week, I've taken a piss for a very excessive amount of time (maybe 10-20 minutes) in my dream. Then not long after, I'd wake up and freak out because I'm convinced that I pissed myself really badly but thankfully, I am dry. It really felt like I was taking a piss though. Each time after I woke up, though, my bladder felt like it was ready to burst. I apologize for bumping this old, old thread yet again but I was wondering if this has happened to anyone else.

Yeah. There's Niger and Nigeria. Natives of Nigeria are called Nigerians, right? So what they call people who live in Niger? Seriously.

If only that were animated...

The Leafs suck. No fucking pride.

Ah yes... Paul Martin reportedly wants to hang on, but I really doubt he will now (which maybe is kind of unfair for him, considering he is basically taking heat for shit the Chretienites pulled). I've heard Brian Tobin or Frank McKenna, among others. Being from New Brunswick myself (where he was premier for 10 years), I'd love to see McKenna take the reigns.

Double post, see below.

Yeah, because the Liberals have been running such a smooth campaign over the past few weeks. And they haven't been slandering the Tories at every turn. Face it, they've been coming off desperate over the past two weeks. And the Liberal sheep have had enough of their fun already.

It's Craig Anderson, and they claimed him off waivers actually.

PBP Anglesault returns to TSM in disguise!

NDP article, says by removing the NWSC, Martin is putting public health-care at risk (an angle that left-voters might want to consider when deciding between NDP and Liberal) http://www.ndp.ca/page/3024

Apparently Harper has said we wouldn't recognise Canada when he's done with it. He's also said, I'm told, that he inspired Bush. This not-withstanding clause thing could potentially be a shot in the foot for Martin. I've also been told that he's said it because Harper wants to use it to ban abortion and Martin thinks that Harper will screw himself this way....Apparently Martin's alleged banning of the clause would never happen anyway, nor should it. All the stuff said about the Conservatives above are just liberal allegations, like always. Apparently, Hitler... er, Harper will use the military to turn Canada into a police state, according to a revulsive (and downright disrespectful to our military, who've been disrespected long enough) liberal attack ad that was quickly pulled a couple days ago (yet the French version was still up after the English one was taken off). Harper has said he has no interest in doing anything with abortion and won't use the NWSC to overturn gay marriages. Martin has said he would use NWSC in the past, especially to prevent the courts from forcing churches to marry gays. It doesn't look good for the Liberals right now. Here's an article that rips into the Liberals, including quite a few parodies of the infamous pulled-ad.

Mad Mike strikes again, but it does give the Islanders a couple million in cap space. Plus, Niinimaa has sucked this year.

Good riddance.

Shooting Star had sex with David Ortiz' male cousin, and it completely humiliated Ortiz at a game in the Dominican Republic?

WTF?

Ottawa loses to Atlanta... 8-3! Kovalchuk got 4 points, Hossa and Kozlov each got 2 goals and an assist. What was that you guys were saying about Ottawa's schedule again?

Didn't Lawler start dating Carter when she was slightly underaged?

Imposter!