RavishingRickRudo

Why do people not use those bonus posts for something special?

Now it's time for good idea, bad idea. Good Idea= Stephanie getting pedigreed not at WrestleMania. Bad Idea: Triple H continuing to win World Titles at Wrestlemania. The End.

I'm going to miss the Heidenreich/Taker feud. I have no idea why they're fighting each other, but they've been doing so for months now, and there's so much punching...

Freudian slip? Purely intentional. Way to expose the business on that pedigree trips. Shit, I was there live and I don't remember that hapening.

No it's not. They randomly call the match and that hurts the pacing. Have one guy call it, have the other guy comment on it.

I would have said "coked out bitch", but I didn't want any lame Fifi jokes attached to it. Oh well. Did they fire Chuck Palumbo?

Dupree needs to have a cocked out whore following him out as well.

SOLAR PLEXUS! *drink*

Fuck, this double PBP style is retarded.

And Rene needs to pop some Advil and take a sip of coffee before his matches.

Rene Dupree needs to walk out in a drunken stupor to his matches with a brownbag in his hand.

They are missing the boat on selling Carlito fro-wigs.

I... have no idea what you mean...

Flair needs to keep that wig. Vince's delivery at the end is great.

Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that? *taps nose* *Orlando Jordan enters JBL's dressing room and finds Sheldon Benjamin there* OJ: What are you doing here? SB: What do you mean? OK: I am supposed to be the only black guy in this stable. SB: Oh, damn! Shit! OJ: I know, I know. SB/OJ: It's whack!

JBL should give Jordan a belt. Like "JBL's Favourite Wrestler", or "Orlando Jordan World Championship"

Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. I miss the Powerslam finisher.

Chavo totally mistimed his comeback. Jesus Christ. OJ has nice punches. Stupid Johnson shuffle.

Chavo overpowering OJ doesn't make sense. Jordan should be at least showing resistance. He nails him with a huge fallaway slam, yet can't block a headlock takedown?

I love all the main characters, but Gil is one of my all-time favourite characters, so he wins hands-down. The witty phrases, his beliefs (or lackthereof), the calm demeanor (which makes it AWESOME to see him freak out), and the fact that he has sexual tension with EVERYONE... just fantastic. One of my favourite scenes in the series is when -after the deaths of two teenagers- Grissom goes on a rollercoaster to "let go". The music is amazing and his expression never changes. I hope he kills Eckley one day and does it so flawlessly that they never find him. A Grissom heel turn into a serial killer would be awesome. There were a series of episodes which "hooked" me, there was the episode with the model who was found in the shopping cart (it had Badger from Firefly as a photographer in it), an episode with an old lady and cats, and some other ones which I forget at the moment. My favourite episodes would probably be "Butterfly", which is the one where a victim looks like Sara and Grissom reveals his true feelings (unknowingly) to Sara. I have Season 4 on DVD, and it's probably my favourite season. The Paul Milander episodes were great as well.

The NWO PPV got a big buyrate, though.

Of course, there's the Fully Loaded 2000 decision to job Angle, Benoit, and Jericho to Taker, Rock, and HHH respectively and therefore not elevate any new stars when they were hot. Which is the mistakes of almost every promotion on earth.

The XFL was a worse decision than the InVasion.

*On the post RR Smackdown* *JBL's limo pulls up to the ring to start off the show, however, only Orlando Jordan walks out with the Entourage, the announcers ponder where JBL is* Jordan: After his 6th PPV title defense, taking on all comers from Eddie Guerrero, to Big Show, to Kurt Angle, to Booker T, to The Undertaker, and 7 months as champion, JBL has finally decided to take a vacation. Cole: A VACATION?! Tazz: Can he do that? Cole: I dunno, it's unprecidented. Tazz: I never took a vacation when I was champ, I'll tell you that. But if I knew I could, hell, I'd take one too! Jordan: JBL wishes everyone a good day, and god bless America. *later on in the show Cena received a gift basket from JBL, a "congratulations" card, and a picture of the WWE champion.* ...

Here's how I'd do Cena/JBL. Cena loses to Kenzo in their match next week. Hiroko threatens to kill one of Cenas Bitches and Cena gets distracted and Kenzo hits him with the US title and becomes champ. The next week, Cena get a rematch at the Rumble where Hiroko has to be handcuffed to one of his bitches, (or something). That same Smackdown, JBL and his Entourage bumps into Cena... JBL: Hey there Johnny-boy! What's goin on? Cena: Nothin much man. JBL: Aw, why so glum? Is it because you lost yer lil US title?! *Entourage laughs with JBL* Cena: HaHa, very funny. Hey, you know what would cheer me up? Takin YOUR title. *JBL and The Entourage's expression changes from happy to concered* JBL: I don't think you want any of this, John. I'm the greatest WWE champion of all time. You're better off stickin with the US title, it looks good on ya... Cena: I dunno, champ. I kinda like idea of me bein WWE champ. Hows about a title shot? JBL: I'd love to give you a shot John, but if you haven't noticed, I already have 2 other guys challenging me for my belt at the Royal Rumble. Kurt Angle and the Big Show, triple threat match, JBL's 6th PPV title defense. Maybe after that, though, you can step up to the big time. But until then, good luck on your US title match. Let's get outta here guys, I think I have an appointment or something to go to. At the Royal Rumble, Cena is once against distracted by Hiroko and Kenzo is about to win it. However, the Basham Brothers come to the ring to separate Hiroko and Cenas Bitch #3 and Orlando Jordan comes in and KO's Kenzo. Cena pins Kenzo and becomes US champion. The Bashams and Jordan celebrate as Cena looks on confused. After JBL retains against Big Show and Angle, Cena comes to JBL's locker room were they are all celebrating. *Queens "We are the champions" is playing (or some music)* JBL: YEEEEEEEEAH!!! Did you see me out there, didya? Jordan: You the MAN JBL. JBL: I am the man, I AM THE MAN! GREATEST CHAMPION OF ALL TIME! *Entourage starts a JBL chant* *Cena walks in* JBL: YEAH! JOHN CENA! ONCE AGAIN US CHAMPION! It's a CELEBRATION! ENJOY YOURSELVES! HAHHA. WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NOOOO TIME FOR LOOO- *Cena kicks the CD player* JBL: Hey, what's the matter with you?! That's a classic! Cena: What's the matter with me? What's the matter with ME?! JBL: Yeah, what's the matter with you?! You're US champion! You got what you wanted! You won! I won! CELEBRATE dammit! Cena: I ain't celebrating THAT. (JBL: "why not?") I don't need your help, man. I don't need your charity. I can handle myself. JBL: John, John, John. I know you don't need my help. You're a great wrestler. You're going to be a great US champion. I just wanted to make sure you got the ti- I wanted to make sure THE FANS got to see you win. I love the fans. I love the... chain gang... I want to see them happy. And they are John, they are. You're US champion, I'm WWE champion, George W Bush is president, Tim McGraw and Nelly are dueting, Orlando Jordan is smiling, everything is right in the world. Why can't you just be happy? Cena: I'm not happy because even though I'm US champion, I didn't EARN it. And where I'm from, you EARN what you get. You don't get handouts from rich guys, I don't play like dat. If you ever interfere in my matches again, I will bust you up, fo real. JBL: Alright, I hear ya, I'm sorry. Really. It won't happen again. My mistake, you enjoy yourself now, enjoy that US title, ok, don't be so mad. I just wanted to help. The champ is sorry. Cena: Nah man, the champ is HERE. *Cena points to himself and leaves* *Camera follows Cena when off in the distance you can faintly hear JBL say "US champ" and the music turns back on* To be continued...