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Since Velocity is taped, they should dub Akios matches and throw in really cheesy sounds and work the cameras differently with lots of zooms and closeups to the guys face. Akio does a chop: "WHAAAAAAAA" *PCH* Akio does a flurry: "eeeeooooooowaaaaaaCHAAAAA!" *PBCH CH THWACK!* *Opponent stumbles back and clutches chest* *Zoom in and close up of opponents face as he gets ready for another attack* *Zoom out from Akios face and showing him do a TIGER STANCE* *"GONG"* *Both men rush each other* "What the **** is this?" - Bill Demott "It looks like this wrestling match has turned into at Game of Death, Bill" - JM "Sonnofa *GONG*" *AKIO does a flying kick and KO's opponent* *Ref counts three* *hand hits mat* *hand its mat again* "ONE" - Ref *hand hits mat for third time* "TWO" "THREE" *GONG* *GONG* *GONG* *Long shot, zoom, of AKIO with him posing to the camera and "WINNER" underneath*

I like the idea of the Jindrak/Reigns team, but jesus christ do they make for bad matches. Do these two chicks always laugh at eachothers jokes?

That seriously isn't their finisher. Eugh. This homoerotic skit on SNL right now is better than that finisher.

Luther looks like Sarge from Survivor. This tag match, thus far, has been very depressing.

This is a great Tony Danza.

What? "Shannon just wrapped his hands around Akios head and gave him a mooregasm!"

Not with that gimmick. Why the fuck are they calling Cena "The Franchise"?

THAI CLINCH! KNEES! MMAKIO! WANDERLAIKIKO SILVA!

KEYLOCK~! AKILOCK!

They should promote the "Shannon Moore is just being himself" angle and have him start yelling "I LISTEN TO THE SEX PISTOLS! I'M PUNK! I HATE MY PARENTS! I'M PUNK ROCK! I SAY TO HECK WITH YOUR AUTHORITY! "

The Bush impression is god awful. Seriously, there has to be ONE good GWB impersonator out there.

Monthly Averages of 2000 Jan: 6.5 Feb: 5.8 Mar: 6.4 Apr: 6.6 May: 6.6 June: 6.2 July: 6.0 August: 5.8 September: 5.3 October: 5.2 November: 5.0 December: 4.8

There was a notable difference in ratings when the WWE joined TNN, but it was about .8 ratings points. The WWE could still be putting up 5's and possibly 6's, nevertheless.

Inara and Book at in it, I don't know why they aren't featured on the poster. I heard that both Morena and Ron filmed their scenes later on in the shooting process and that this photo could have been taken before they arrived.

New Promotional Photo. I am so not going to like the feature, cause seeing the blueish tint and the lil change in the background and seeing Kaylee not in a jumpsuit has me concerned... and that lil change will be nothing compared to some of the changes they will make in the film.

NOT MY HAT! Jeez Barron, could I be any more subtle with my plea for help with effects and affects? Eliza has the best boobies on the island. Scout pisses me off. I want the island to blow up and consume them all in liquid hot magma.

Typo, cocksucker. I have problems with effects and affects, no problem with Lose and Loose, or Their, There, and They're, or really anything other than effects and affects.

A very depressing season, indeed. Is there an interesting character on the island now? Sarge was like the only one, and that's because his facial expressions (particularly disgust) were fantastic. The dudes fucked themselves, so they deserved to lose, I just hate to see our gender being degraded like this... especially by retards like Scout, Twila, Aimee, etc. This has to be the dumbest season of Survivor yet. Boston Rob would have destroyed everyone here.

My 3 biggest peeves are his Ric Flair love, his obsession with wrestling being in the mainstream, and his Hall of Fame explanation. 1. Flair Jesus fucking Christ, he's covering Flairs daughters volleyball games! Subjects that have absolutely NOTHING to do with Flair still end up with an inexplicable amount of Ric Flair in them. Meltzer is talking about the recent Punk/Joe, invariably he will bring up Flair. Meltzer is talking about George W Bush, here comes the "GHWB loved Flair" line. Meltzer is talking about stem cell research, he'll ponder what would happen if Flairs genes were cloned so the next generation of wrestling fans can witness the splendor of the greatest wrestler who has ever lived ever. 2. "Hey Dave, what do you do for a living?" "I, uh, write about wrestling?" "Like, amateur wrestling, or that 'professional' wwf crap?" "Um... I write sometimes about amateur wrestling, and real fighting... mainly about professional wrestling... hey, did you see the pistons all wear pro wrestling belts?! NBA stars LOVE wrestling." "Ok, whatever" *a tear rolls down Daves face as he makes a fist and shakes it* Daves insecurites about his job are seen in every update he does. I imagine he tells his kid(s) that he really is a secret agent for the government, cause "wrestling writer" is fucking lame. 3. "He feels like a hall of famer", stupid fucking Meltzer. Stupid fucking Kurt Angle getting in on that reasoning.

TLC stands for "Terminate Little Children" match. Not tables, ladders, and chairs.

HaHa, you're a fucking dumbass.

My feelings were exaggerated -though accurate- for the bait-and-switch. I would be lying if I said I didn't love the fact that my "threatening death on others for liking Snitsky" wasn't seen out of the ordinary by fellow posters

For the first time in my life... ... I can't say anything here. I hate Snitsky. I hate people who like Snitsky. I hate the "so bad it's good" mentality. It's bad. It sucks. I want it off my TV. I want "so good it's great", and I seem to be the only fucking one. Black Jesus can suck a nut and all of his followers can too. Whoever buys this DVD should get cancer, or at the very least, feel so bad about their purchase that they get into a deep, dark depression and kill themselves by wrapping a phone cord around their neck and suffocating. But not before dialing my number so I can hear the last gasp of breath leave your pathetic body. Then I will laugh, hang up, and forget about your existence because it saddens me anyone could be so fucking stupid as to like this piece of shit. You calculate how much TV time this cockhole got over the past year, and I'll give you a hundred different usages of that time which would have been better for everyone. The WWE spent so much time developing the Lita Pregnancy angle and now they're trying to pretend it was all a campish joke, yet they still want to take it seriously. Snitsky, and this angle, is the fucking Showgirls of the WWE where they try to act like they make it intentionally bad so everyone can laugh along with them, when, infact, they unintentionally (though it is par for the course in the WWE) made it awful and have people laughing at them. Though, I fear there are some who *are* laughing _with_ them, because -quite simply- they know no better. Well, I'm not laughing. There are so many seconds of life we all have on this planet and I don't want to spend mine watching Gene fucking Snitsky wrestle, act, cut promos, or punt babies. But YOU can, in this wonderful DVD brought to you by RF Video! For only $20, YOU can watch the man who has taken the wrestling world by storm! And you can see the Gene-etic revolution take place before he even stepped into a WWE ring, all on this great disc! If you miss out on this wonderful deal, it WILL be YOUR FAULT! (HAHAHHAHA!)

Shut up, that's retarded. Quit being so retarded. We should call you The Amazing Retarded... Guy...

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