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RavishingRickRudo

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  1. That's such a gurls name.
  2. Or perhaps another Bob Holly UBER-team. This time, I'm thinking, Holly and Charlie Haas! YEAH!
  3. This promo for SS sucks. "And all Hell will break loose" God dammit, couldn't they have said "and hell will rise!" or something that isn't mentioned by JR every segment on RAW.
  4. Every night Josh Mathews takes another step closer to becoming Joshy Styles. Bob's punches were, like, a .5 on the Randy Orton scale. DROPKICK! That was like a 1.2 Orton. INTERNET Mention. Josh was talking about US! Maybe. HOTSHOT~! If Kenzo Suzuki is the bronze warrior, why is BOB bronzer? DUPREE vs. BOOKER?! WOWWWWEEEEEEEEEE!~ That's gonna suck.
  5. Holly may have roughed up a Tough Enough kid, but did he kill a man? NAH UH! Kenzo +1, BOB 0
  6. ... and end up making what you would call a "normal" size person look tiny.
  7. Isn't the whole point of lineage is to have a direct connection between champions?
  8. I think Shannon "estranged and jealous brother of Michael" Moore would sell. He could go around hounding Vince McMahon trying to get an interview. Make unflattering documentaries about his opponents with heavily edited and out-of-context footage. Blow up Team America's headquarters... wait, no, forget that last part.
  9. I read that last part wrong... or I read it right and you wrote it wrong.
  10. He should have went the Real Estate route. Shannon Moore-tgage Broker. "This is MY house"
  11. If you want to look at "mindset", I think the most damaging mindset has been their obsession for reaction. "We don't care if they boo or cheer, as long as they aren't silent" is great on the surface, but they're only focus is on the immediate reaction, and that's how we get what we get. Vince is a mark for the pop, so even if it means killing a bit of the town each time they go there by continually insulting them, it's ok with him cause the fans that are there boo loudly for the cheap heat. Even if it means conditioning the fans to cheer at certain things and then trapping yourself and the wrestlers in that same pattern of "wait, applause" rather than being comfortable in silence (which, GASP, might mean people are LISTENING), as long as after everything sentence there is a pop and no one really cares, it's ok. Even if it means depushing a wrestler because he isn't getting a reaction right away, or raising the bar on offensive gimmicks, or going into rape and murder, it's ok because "boy! They're mad!" is better than "Boy! They got their moneys worth!" or "Boy! This will get them to come again and bring a friend!". The biggest mark of them all
  12. Big Angles eh? Botching since 2000 you say... Hmmm....
  13. I saw that a few weeks ago. I was like, NOOOO! The Tumor is BACK! ADVIL WON'T HELP YOU! YES! That's who the demon in SOR looked like!
  14. Well, now that it has been brought up... DEATH POOL~!!!!!!! Jack? (unlikely) Kate? (nah) Michael? (Interesting, but they've been playing up his relationship with Sun way too much. I *could* see him dying to save his kid, though.) Walt? (They won't kill the kid) Sun? (nah) Jin? (*scratches chin* He won't get far if he doesn't speak English and he's in the way of the (crappy) Michael/Sun relationship) Charley? (Nah) Hurley? (Nah) Locke? (Possibly) Sayid? (Nah) Sawyer? (Too good of a character to kill off right away, but him saving Kate or Sayid and sacrificing himself would be a nice, albiet cliched way to end his character) Boone? (The problem is, he's been TOO worthless so far so I don't know what killing him would do) Shannon? (nah, they won't kill a chick) Claire? (I don't want a baby on the island - unless the island can, like, make the baby grow up really quickly and in between seasons. I wouldn't mind Claire going for this reason... but they won't do it)
  15. Has anyone seen the Halloween Havoc pre-show with Cactus Jack and the "Spin the Wheel, Make a Deal" gimmick? I would watch that thing over and over and over and over again. And Battlebowl rocked. Vince should steal it and spin it in a way that totally makes it meaningless and "unique" to the WWE.
  16. I wouldn't exactly call it "writing".
  17. I *hated* the PTB storyline. The only interest I had in it was who was "the voice". And it wasn't even a genuine interest, it was more of a smarkish interest because -for instance- they had Piper say "Oh, it's YOU!" and I was like "I have never heard this fucking voice before, am I going nuts?"
  18. In 1999, after I didn't watch WCW for a month or two, I turned back to it and was like "what the fuck?!" when I saw the new set and logo. At the time, pre-internet, that -to me- was the fall of WCW. There was a skit with Raven in his house going through his old stuff and finding a picture of Roddy Piper. Before hand (I believe), Raven mentioned "The Snake" in one of his brooding home-promos. Did they originally plan Roberts to do a program with Raven, then turn to Piper, and then did nothing?
  19. Why did they change the logo in 99? And why did they change it to THAT?
  20. Ok, I have a really early memorys of WCW (relatively speaking, of course) that seems scattered in my mind. Some clearification would be sweet. 1. I used to catch WCW on TV in the early 90's and they would show clips from the big shows and sorta reviewing feuds - a specific one I remember is Flair/Sting in a cage match. They showed almost, if not all, of the match. What TV show was this, and what event was it in particular (not the black scorpion). 2. Related to the above, and this is a really scattered one, I recall something like "Sky Wars" or something -and I seriously could have been dreaming/hallucinating this as a kid- and it featured some really big guys going up on a really high platform and knocking each other off. I was probably 6-8 at the time, so "really high" could have been inflated in my small world. Vader, in particular, I remember being there w. his mastadon helmet (now, he could have been on the same show, or in the match). Granted, I know "scaffold match" is probably the answer, but it seemed larger than that - like, stretching well across the ring. What I'm asking, I guess, is... was I high?
  21. And my favourite memories of WCW in 2001 were Jason Jett (!), the cruiserweight countdown, Jeff Jarrett having to face Kwee Wee and Kevin Nash saying a prayer for him, fuckit ANIMAL~!, the cruiser tournaments, Skipper and Romeo, and OF COURSE, Sugar Shane Helms and the Sugar Babies.
  22. It's amazing how they keep those legs hidden.
  23. Everyone is either stupid, insane, or self-serving megalomaniacs... or all of the above. That's about it. I think Mavens getting a push because HHH wants to make a Rock clone greater than Randy Orton, so he can freely beat him whenever he wants.
  24. Why is Xander in a movie with Greg from Darma and Greg, a transvestite, and are all on a beach?
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