RavishingRickRudo

Why did they make an Arnold Schwarzenegger figure and call it Chris Benoit?

Why is everyone so shiny in the WWE?

JBL needs to invest in a bionic arm to enhance his CFH.

Kidman is bad man who want to hurt people with off the top rope move, Rico is lovable gay man who makes us all laugh. Kidman never set up for that move and didn't work toward that move until the match was over. Ricos gayness is inconsistant.

Kidman needs to lay out Arnold Skaaland with a SSP as retribution for throwing in the towel in his match vs. the Iron Shiek.

Is there, like, a story to the match other than "Kidman and Rico trade a bunch of moves"??

Ricos pseudo Brutus Beefcake pants aren't working.

NICE dropkick!

Kidman Von Erich needs tassles on his boots and has to start using the claw hold.

Fuck it, I'm so glad Rico is gone. What a pointless character.

Don't you mean syllbles?

It's a sad day when Josh Mathews and Bill Demott are the best wrestling announce team on television.

>*Main Menu* >*Special Features* >*"A November to Rememberer"* *Black screen* *Slow playing Piano music* "A November to Remember" "...er" *Slow fade to TSM* *Click on Tomko/Fertig thread* (RRR Voice-overs with inexplicable southern accent) "What was really special about November of 2003 was... it was special... a time in our history where opportunity for.. greatness... was high and we reached for the stars." *Continued Piano music* *Rudo is sitting in a leather chair with a blue background and is looking off screen* "How did it all start? Heh... I dunno, I ask myself that sometimes, how did it all start? Uuuuh... Nohvemmbur 8th... yeah, November 8th... that's uh, that's where the magic began." *Shows the thread in question* Title: "It started with... DOWNHOME?" (Czech narrates, with a high pitched, nerdish, nasaly, computer programmer accent) "It started off with a Downhome post, Ironically enough. *Picture of Downhome, or at least an approximation of what Downhome would look like. Which is a cross between John Waters and Larry King)* And, And it just spawned from there." Title: "Lord of the... Bling?" *LordoftheCurry is sitting on a park bench* "The Cena Christmas thing? Oh yeah, I remember it. Fuckin crazy ass shit man. Wait, can I say that? Fuck it. *looks off in the distance* Damn. Yo, look over there! Get that on tape! DAYAM! BOOTS! DATS BOOTS!" *Back to Rudo sitting on the chair* "It was a pretty simple concept... Cena, Christmas, learning the true meaning. Simple stuff. Yet so wonderful." Title: "A snowglobe, a giant"

They showed an extended preview for next weeks episode and... um... HOLY FUCKING SHIT You know how they calmed down over the past few episodes? Well, there was a reason.... CAUSE IT ALL BLOWS UP IN THE NEXT EPISODE! WHOOO! HOOO!

> *"Could kayfabe work in this day and age..."* > *Special Typed Commentary from RavishingRickRudo* So, uh, I suppose I should introduce myself...I'm RavishingRickRudo and I am, uh, doing commentary for "Could kayfabe work in this day and age" also known as John Cena Christmas Carol. So uh, here we are. Downhome made one of his retarded posts and said "So sue me", I don't know why he said that. And here's my post, I really enjoyed making this post, it was short and sweet and it's one of the rare times I used the rolling eyes smilie. So there's an answer to a trivia question no one asked. The WWE is never compared to other shows on tv, despite it being a show on tv. When people start thinking like that, I believe, the show will get better. I'll step off my soapbox now. And now here comes a bunch of stuff that doesn't involve me, so I'll shut up until something interesting. And you can't spell interesting without I. Two I's, infact. *takes sip of coffee* And here comes Curry setting everything off with "the true meaning of", which was set up in the Tomko and Fertig thread - classic thread, might I add and it's where Czech throws in the Christmas reference and I chime in with "It Begins!", because that's how things start. Naturally. Organically. You can't just wake up one day and say "Hey, I'm going to make message board history." It starts when someone says one thing, someone else says another, and it just builds like a snowball rolling down a hill. The "all the canadian wrestlers work for Santa" was a pretty good idea, but I wanted to take it elsewhere. I hope I get to make that post someday. And now the Cena Clause. With my posts, you really have to have a good imagination. If you can't picture this in your head and give voice to the words, then it doesn't work. But if you can, it works really well. I started off with the "snowglobe" effect, which is a really nice, easy visual to get people into it. It's a cliched technique for a cliched story. The problem with writing posts like these is that no one will have the same voices for everyone, and the "narrator" is one of those times where you comprise that voice for the development of the story. *Laughs* Olar.... Olar, Olar, Olar *laughs* I love that name. It was initially going to be "Olaf", but that was the name of a dwarf in Zoolander. I just love the images here, classic christmas storytelling. Alright, now we are on page 2. I love the inclusion of "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!", it just 'worked'. The "it's Christmas" line is also great. Fantastic. I love it. And Downhome tries to take his thread back. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Poor boy never learns. So I set him straight after my initial point was ignored. That's Right, he got RUDPWN3D! Czech setting DH straight and telling him what time it is was just wonderful. Wonderful. Czech knows the score, and he always includes something that I overlook. Him having Cena rhyme is a nice touch that I would never have put in. *laughs* Manhunt! Oh man. hunt. *laughs* *sighs* ... I think he was going to say "Splooge", can I say that here? Sploooooge. This is an R rated Commentary Feature now! And now, what is a top 10 line of all time... "Andre: Ah am ze ghost of wrestling Christmas passssssst. Ho-gawnnnnnn!" I swear, I laugh every time I read this. Every single time. I have always professed a love for GH&Joe and this was straight up their style. Ho-gawnnnn! *laughs* *laughs* For all intents and purposes! I liked PN News. Sue me. He rapped when he went to the top, no one did that! The Trish thing, I felt, fell flat, but the Taker thing makes up for it in spades. TINY TAZZ! That's amazing. Word Life everyone! And this is me going nuts. And in the spirit of "I told you so", my "time" post... *silence* And now the proposal for the RAW review. It was never meant to be. I liked the prospect of it, but I think both Czech and I are too lazy to do anything about it. And here's a GH and Joe reference from Curry. The Raw Manefesto was so unique and should be manditory for everyone to read. Instead people are conditioned to read Scott Keith style recaps rather than something creative and funny. And it looks like the thread is getting back on topic. Those bastards. And there I am with the last post. IIRC TCR couldn't find it and I found it and bumped it. Truly a great, lost, thread. And um, and that's it. It was fun reliving this with you, gentle reader, and um.. keep watching the skies... 20th Century Fox ©, 2004 *Main Menu*

Kurts probably 2 inches shorter, 10 lbs heavier

Straight up, I'd pay for Angle vs. Puder in a shoot. That's the _only_ match the WWE can do right now with its current roster that I would pay to see.

What does "SD main event at WM" mean? It was the main event or it wasn't. Eddie/Angle wasn't even the most hyped match *on Smackdown*, that title went to Goldberg/Brock, let alone at WM. It wasn't the focal point of Summerslam either. Smackdown TV main events? Meaningless. Rey has main evented Smackdown countless times, he's not a main eventer. As for Rope Breaks, then why does a Wrestler have till the count of 5 to release a hold? Professional Wrestling has it's own rules, it's distinctive to professional wrestling.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!! QUOTE OF THE DAY!

When boxers are in a clinch, in general, the ref will break them up. If a boxer is against the ropes and getting pounded, the ref won't break it up (unless it's for the fighters protection). If a boxer gets KO'd but his hand ends up under the rope, the ref won't stop counting because of it. If a boxer is against the ropes, he's not considered "out of the ring". A boxer can't use the ropes to get out of a situation - in this case the clinch is what does that. This relates to to wrestling because BK said there was the implication that it wasn't a pro wrestling match, but in no other 'sport' does there exist a rule where if you grab the rope you are safe. It is exclusive to pro wrestling. So Puder going for a submission hold was something that he could and should have done.

Explain and then say how it's relevant to this case. I'm tired of doing all the work.

You'd be better off raising money and bribing local officials. The best idea you had up there was the fundraising. Do it for a well known charities, that way you can get your message across, create some goodwill, and give to the community so that maybe the community will give back to you. Besides, who can hate on someone doing something nice for others?

Yeah well, YOU are lacking. How about a Zombie movie in... THE ARCTIC! It can be all arty and stuff and have subtitles like Atanarjuat, but with Zombies. Don McKeller can be the apathetic RCMP officer who must face the undead army, and Sandra Oh can be the Arctic Ice Princess who warms his heart. Callum Keith Renne can be the local truck driver who has problems with the sauce. RRR: Hoping SOMEONE gets the Last Night references.

Do they do thing where he forgets simple holds in the ring, or ineptly maneuvers himself? That stuff is the character, but he's not played as a goof off jerk in the squared circle. Did you watch his match with Rey a few weeks ago? Which is besides the point anyways, but you're wrong again because in that match Rey ran all around the ring and Kurt followed him like a doofus, because the whole point was that the fans believe Puder can kick ass because of his fighter background, I don't think anyone says "I can't wait to see Angle kick ____'s ass!" Show, Eddy, Bradshaw, Taker and Angle are the established main eventers for Smackdown. He is played up as a huge threat in the ring, even in the cowboy days. When was the last time Angle main evented? No Mercy? Nope, 6th match on the card. Summerslam? Nope, 6th match on the card. WM? Nope, 11th match on the card - 2 away from the main event. NWO? Nope, Brock/Eddie mained. RR? If you want to count the RR match as the main event, but he wasn't even in the last 2 guys in the ring. Survivor Series 2003? Nope - second match of the night No Mercy 2003? Nope, 7th match, 2 away from the Main Summerslam 2003? Nope, again 2 away from the main Vengeance 2003 - BINGO! The guy hasn't been in the main event in WELL over a year. He goes up and down from the top spot frequently. That's not what established main eventers do. Look at HHH, that's an established ME'er. Because you want it to stand. Heaven forbid anyone disagrees with you. It stands because you can't provide any evidence to the contrary. I can and have. You can disagree with me, that is, if you are happy being completely wrong. Kurt Angle is not seen as legitimate because he has been portrayed as someone who is a goofball for over 4 years. And Lei Tong always disagrees with me (he did so in this thread) and he's often right too. He did and does what you don't do, support his arguments. And you are always so civil to everyone. But sorry, I'll just try to condescend everybody like yourself. I was civil in this thread and I still am. I actually put forth the effort to respond to your points using actual evidence to support my argument. You have been nothing but disrespectful by ignoring it and continuing on with your flawed reasoning. As Metal Maniac said, touching the ropes breaks the plane of being inside the ring. It's the professional wrestling equivalent. There is no "professional wrestling equivalent" because it's actually in professional wrestling! Reaching out and grabbing the rope for a break is not the same as being outside the ring, it's the same as reaching out and grabbing the rope for a break. You see this in professional wrestling, you don't see it in Amateur wrestling. You see in the gif that I posted the ref counted to 3 - you see this in professional wrestling, yuou don't see it in Amateur wrestling. You are not very good at this. Since professional wrestling is in a ring instead of on an amateur mat, they have rope breaks as a way to translate the "break the hold if you leave the circle" rule. T/F - Rope breaks are in professional wrestling. T/F - Rope breaks are not in amateur wrestling T/F - Rope breaks were allowed in Angles "matches" on Smackdown T/F - The Ref counts to 3 in professional wrestling matches T/F - The Ref doesn't count to 3 T/F - The Ref counted to 3 in these matches It's like you want so bad for precious MMA superstar Daniel Puder to be in the complete right here. Puder isn't an MMA superstar, and he's certainly not precious to me. I am just surprised to how the fans have taken to him and think it's because they see him as legitimate. Something real in this very fake world of the WWE. I think that is something the WWE should strongly look at and maybe reflect on. THAT, to me, is precious. Because that would be something new and fresh that could be added to this stale product.