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He was screaming alright... but... not in THAT way... Good god I tried to show self-control and not refer to JR's sexual Appetite for Hosstruction, but the lure of lady temptation was too much... TOO MUCH ...

THE NOTE SAYS 'SORRY, WRONG GUY"!! It's FUNNY! Cause the guy who writes the note "remembered" the wrong guy!

Well, Stan Hansen played football... he played football. he was tuff. he wrestled good. That's the only connection I can make. The majority of wrestlers who were football players were FAILED football players (why else would they be wrestling?) - in that case, why would you even bring them up? "Oh, they're not good enough for the NFL but they're good enough for us!"... meanwhile, Monday Night Football is playing on another station. Good fucking call Jimbo, way to give free advertisement to your competition. Lilian Garcia sings the national anthem at a football game and "it's the biggest thing she's ever done" and they make a 10 minute segment on confidential on it. A football player does Booker T's "five time" hand gesture and they go on and on and on about it like it's important. The XFL bombed, stop looking to football to validate your existance Vince and Jim - you're both fucking carnys and you'll always be carnys, get over it. Edit: Curry said this, I'm just translating... man Curry, you got some hate in ya. Doesn't Smashmouth Wrestling appeal to you? It's Gridiron Goodness.

Since Curry said it, I can give a reasonable explanation as to why: 1) JR sucks. Ass. Man Ass. Big Fat Hosstacular Man Ass. Big Fat Smashmouth Hosstacular Man Ass. Big Fat Inverted High Impact Smashmouth Hosstacular Man Ass. 2) JR's obsession with football. It leads to crappy football references throughout the show and crappy former football players getting signed to which JR splooges over their football record like it actually means something. FUCK WHY DON'T YOU JUST COMMENTATE FOOTBALL YOU FAT FUCK! Oh yeah, you did, and you SUCKED. JUST LIKE YOU SUCK AT ANNOUNCING WRESTLING! AT LEAST GORDON SOLEY LET SOMEONE GOOD ANNOUNCE WHEN HE WAS ON THE DOWNSWING! AND JUST-IN-CASE-YOU-FORGOT-THAT-SOMEONE-WAS-YOU. BUT NNNOOOO YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HIRE A *GOOD* ANNOUNCER, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE FUCKING COACH TAKE YOUR DUTIES IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD! So yeah, that's what Curry was saying....

*bites lip* Oh god... so... easy... must... show... restraint... must show.. self... CONTROL.

And didn't that person who tapped out wore a boxing glove God, UFC 1 sucked

Yeah, but now they're best friends with little-to-no transition time to establish that. Kinda negates their whole rivalry. Not to mention Big Show had to swing Rey Jr. like a baseball bat in order to get heat.

Okay. Kane vs. Shane McMahon is your feud of the year then. Kane was the first guy actually drawing ratings in two years and they killed his heat with this. I'd agree with that.

They should just call themselves World Football Entertainment - they seem to care more about it than wrestling.

Really, it's a matter of perspective. In a year of shitty storylines, shouldn't the shittiest be called "the best"? And shouldn't the worst be the least bad of the bunch??

Yeah, but who WASN'T a fan of M.O.M? I mean, their names were Mo, Oscar, and Mabel! MOM! RRR: Digs acronyms

IT BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

UFC 1.... hmm... didn't SOMEONE make SOMEONE tap out in a minute in that event? Hmm, who were those two guys???

Dammit, how the hell can I agrue against McMahon hate? I CAN'T! .. still doesn't make Jericho C2W the Undisputed title right...

AHAHAH LOSER! I picked HBK~! I can definitely see Holly costing Brock the title and them fighting at NWO...

Yeah, I mean, that's more important than "This undisputed title has value"...

There's an easy solution to this... *Booker walks down the hall and enters dressing room* *tries to turn on the lights, but they won't work* Booker: Hello? Hello? *eerie music plays* Booker: Is anyone in here? Helloooo? *Booker turns on lamp* *See's a letter there with "Booker" written on it in blood* Booker: What the hell? *Opens it* "Sorry, wrong guy."

It would have been even better had those 2 wins been CLEAN.

Ah shit, they're going to have Bob Holly come in and beat up Brock so Lesnar can miss a few dates and then set up a match between the two leaving Benoit out in the cold... AH SHIT.

Doesn't Survivor Compete with Smackdown?

Yeah, I like it too.. it's just... there's a lot of stuff on there that I never considered... that site is "hardcore".

wow, that buffy.nu site is... scary. And Cordy looks... fucktastic.

They've done Kane/Goldberg all wrong. _Goldberg_ should be the giant slayer - being the champion. He's the last bastion of hope to stop the dominating monster Kane. Of course, what they do is have Kane go after him and kick his ass a bunch of times... YAY, smell the repetitiveness.

Prediction: JR will end off the show in the screaming tirade he does for every "hard sell" before a PPV. "GOLDBERG! KANE! TRIPLE H! ARMAGEDDON! SMASHMOUTH! CHAMPIONSHIP! OH MY GOD WHAT CAN CONTAIN THEM?~?~!!>>!L~JKJHWIHF?!!!!"

*Looks at Wrestling Industry* Vince has... HELPED?