Jobber of the Week

Also, I just want to say that if Benoit can carry Nathan Jones to watchability (and they'll probably be meeting sooner than later) I'll retract all negative things I said about him and return to substituting his name for God's.

Although Train's look makes me want to change the channel, I think he's okay as a guy with moves that 90% of the time consist of tossing the guy around. He's better than Goldberg in my books. Those matches were pretty bleh IMHO. Better than the matches with Rhyno, but not by leaps and bounds.

Raw has Flair. And so far, he's been just about as useless as Benoit is. I know 500 Canadians will hunt me and impale my head on a hockey stick for even saying this, but I'm starting to think Benoit needs a bit of carrying here and there. Maybe it's just a morale problem, but it's not the Best Of Seven days and he can't do a MOTYC wrestling himself anymore.

Did CBS ever make attempts to say this movie was a factual account of history? I'm curious. And yet that movie where the That's My Bush guy plays Dubya With CAJONES~! in the middle of 9/11 goes by unnoticed.

Looking the source of the word metro, it pretty much means he wants to do it with his Mom. Or everyone's Mom. Or something. How Freudian.

In related news, my God's cock is bigger than your God's cock.

No, but for every cartoon like the one above, there's another idiot calling every Republican without extremist views a RINO. It's all pretty bad. Again I say, Mr. Miller has his opinion. I just don't agree with it. I hope he's trying to open some doors to Republicans by praising Bush, because he's probably burned a bridge with a number of Democrats with what he said in respect to the candidates.

Where was the man, Rob Conway, tonight? I guess he got bumped for Booker/Christian part 513. The show was good tonight. They followed through on all their angles and have nearly forgotten the whole Test/Steiner/Stacy thing, which really brought the show down.

Ric Flair is a great wrestler, but a bad worker. As an employee he's made the same mistake so many other workers have: Taking the book and building it all around himself. Thankfully, because he's such a great wrestler, nobody cares. But it was still a Poochie run, no matter what.

They tried that before. He got a car dumped on him. People kind of said "meh" and when he came back without a scratch it was the first sign that something was screwy in the booking room. And what's up with the peeps thinking Evo will turn on HHH? I hate to say he's the glue holding the thing together, but the whole thing was made so he could feel like Flair and have a Horsemen. It makes no sense for them to turn on him.

Welcome to the club. I skip over the Velocity spoilers now, just read the SD spoilers. Then I don't watch SD and do watch Velocity. How sad.

All this heavy breathing.. Just from that? HUFF.... PUFF.....

The CUEBALL CONNECTION is formed!

Wow. Look at all those empty seats in the upper row.

most cocker spaniels aren't fat and untalented. BAHAHAHAHA. I just beat HCTP. Great game, great ending. Last year's credits were far better.

Henry needs an outfit that doesn't show how drenched in sweat he is just getting to the ring. MARK HENRY VS KEVIN NASH: First man to make it to the ring wins! (Timelimit: 60 minutes) <JR> Bah gawd! Only 60 minutes! There could be torn quads! These men are putting their health on the line! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY

CMON KANE I KNOW YOU I KNOW YOU LIKE LIVING ON THE EDGE COME!!!..... TO MY WHITE CASTLE OF FEAR!

Get this focker off my screen!

I'd still think my idea of Heidenreich being like the Incredible Hulk would have been cool. "You made Little Johnny MAAAAD!!!!!" Then hosses, main eventers, his own tag partner, everything in front of him is just destroyed unless he accidentally knocks himself out or just storms away upset.

Why do we have MORE Skinny Bitches?

Does Lance have something wrong with his elbow or something?

Wow. We had "Bah GAWD!" and "PUPPIES!" in 3 seconds time.

In short: Eric: Blah blah blah blah. My crowd heat died, but I'll keep talking. Austin: Shut your mouth! I'm going to raise middle fingers and call people sum-bitch until I'm over again! One last chance to save my career! Cmon! Pop or something! HELP!

WILL THE "WHAT" EVER DIE ALREADY

There is NO POSSIBLE WAY this could break out into violence.