Chicago sports fans are like Jonah Hill. The act is cute for a while, but eventually that "lovable loser" vibe goes and they're just fat and obnoxious.
Taking pitches and making guys work isn't being efficient? For someone who claims to love baseball so much, I'd think you'd want to maximize the experience.
Cabrera did not shit the bed. Neither did Renteria for that matter. Props for the rest.
Theo's a fantastic GM for his homegrown talent. He is absolutely terrible at identifying good free agents.