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Well, at least Carlito's back, albeit squashing Rob Conway.

They did a prototypical version of that on a recent Smackdown with Londrick, the Pitbulls, and James/Stevens. Was pretty fun and felt rather fresh as far as three team matches go.

Supposed Cyber Sunday plans from PWInsider:

Don't know exactly where they got their info, but 411wrestling says Unforgiven's initial buyrate was 285,000. Last year's Unforgiven initial one was 225,000 with the final number being 260,000.

*Batista gets the table ready* JBL: I'm retired! Booker: I'm a king!

I mark for GI Bro references.

Is Maryse simply getting paid to introduce herself and welcome the audience back to Smackdown on the CW Network at this point?

Eddie and Rey's children have a real good chance of being pretty fucked up when they're adults.

If they could get the rights, I would prefer to see Sandman to come out to the Richard Cheese version of "Enter Sandman" just to see the crowd reaction, especially if there in a place like Philly.

Hmmm...what's Buddy Roberts doing these days? If Ray Gordy ever makes it to Smackdown, he'll probably win a title within a week the way this is going. Could Brad Armstrong's previous identity of Badstreet actually get him on TV?

From WWE.com WWE has come to terms on the release of ECW Diva Francine Fournier as of today, Oct. 12. We wish Francine the best in all future endeavors. So long Francine.

And you got Ray Gordy in DSW and Badstreet (Brad Armstrong) on the roster. All they need now is to track down Rocky King.

From PWInsider.com 80s star "Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin has been added, at least for now, to the WWE Creative team. He has been with the company since Sunday's No Mercy PPV. He has taken the place of Michael Hayes, who is now the lead writer of Smackdown, as Mike Johnson reported last week. Garvin is said to have the "Mike Rotonda" look in that he has packed on some pounds since we saw him last. He also is missing most of the trademark long hair that helped distinguish him back in the day. According to sources, thus far Garvin, who worked in recent years as a pilot, hasn't stood out or looked out of place in his new role. Well, some more of the Freebirds (WCW version) in WWE. Get Armstrong to dress up as Badstreet, bring up Ray Gordy, find Rocky King and they can beat the SS for the tag belts.

Anybody else think an attack on Balls by somebody is possible at some point? Just have a feeling.

I find it funny Dupree, Cena, RVD, and Booker were all in the mid-card fighting for the US title, and two years later the latter three have all been world champions, while Dupree is jerking the curtain, jobbing to the newcomer.

If I was merely listening to this, and heard only the acting, I would mistake it for porn. Bad porn.

Booker won't have any PPV challengers until Armageddon. He's likely leading the Smackdown team at SS, so they can do Booker-Benoit, Booker-Taker, or Booker-Batista in December. Wouldn't surprise me if they did HIAC there as well. Honestly I don't think he's losing it until the Rumble anyway.

So what's Carlito do for the next month? IC Title division with Crazy, Hardy, Nitro, Masters, and Shelton?

Give him a cookie.

DiBiase. IRS. MONEY INC. MOTHERFUCKERS! And ARN! With HORSEMEN MUSIC!

Though at the rate JBL and Tazz were bickering we were on the verge of a fist fight between the two.

What the fuck is Ashley wearing?

Sorry, man you missed it already. The special guest was Ludvig Borga Borga: Down here, it stink funny. Edge: I agree, America's smells like crap. Borga: I was talking about Lita's crotch.