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  1. 148. Useless Moron Scott Keith 149. The ESTABLISHED 150. The Anti-ESTABLISHED
  2. Vince has signed God for Backlash. Jamal is back as "Jumanji" to likely botch and injure Flair Chavo quit, possibly coming back as Kerwin White.
  3. Is Mama ever coming back? Uh-Oh, sunglasses. Yankee's gonna be pissed.
  4. Yeah, Chavo's gonna let him down.
  5. I'm thinking Chavo-Shelton for Backlash.
  6. God may make a run-in in the next few weeks.
  7. I'm amused at the Warrior/Triple H rematch sign.
  8. 3-way at Backlash?
  9. Cena almost seems to be enjoying himself.
  10. The Mobster beats Thor.
  11. Amazing. I just need a cap of Cena in mobster gear, and my night will be complete.
  12. 1920s mobster. No joke.
  13. Who are the announcers for MITB?
  14. If the match with Booker/Boogeyman is cancelled I demand Booker: (A) Commentate for one Smackdown match (JBL-Benoit or MITB) or (B) Beat up Matt Hardy and take his place in MITB or (C ) Both.
  15. From Gamespot SAN JOSE, Calif.--Last E3, Nintendo gave us a lovely little nostalgic gift in New Super Mario Bros., the first core 2D Mario action game to hit a Nintendo platform in who knows how many years (at least, one that isn't a remake of an existing game). The graphics are polygonal and the gameplay is pure side-scrolling, but since any video game fan of age cut his or her teeth on the old Mario games back in the day, the game is sure to warm a lot of Nintendo DS owners' hearts when it hits stores in mid-May, just days after E3. We were among the lucky few to check the game out early at the Game Developers Conference currently underway in San Jose, California. New Super Mario Bros. will feature three gameplay modes: a single-player game akin to the original NES version of the game; a two-player game that pits brother against brother in competitive action; and a variety of minigames, which fall into different categories such as action, cards, and puzzles. Nintendo has done a good job of including with its handheld Mario releases these last few years lots of different things to do besides the main game, and it looks like that trend continues here. You don't exactly need a storyline to have a new Mario game, but Nintendo has gone ahead with one anyway in New Super Mario Bros. The game opens with a little cinematic intro in which Mario and Peach are walking along and spy the Mushroom Kingdom's castle being struck by lightning. Dutiful plumber that he is, Mario trots over to check things out, and while he's gone, Bowser shows up and steals Peach away--yet again. Time for a new Mario game! The first two levels on display from the single-player game in New SMB were awfully familiar, since they look like they were taken right out of the NES classic. The first level looks a lot like the eminently familiar first stage, and the second is set in a similar dank, underground level as well (you're probably humming the music right now). You'll find the gameplay here quite familiar, as it's in the same run-and-jump vein created by this very series 20 years ago. You stomp on enemies, break blocks, and so on. You know the drill. Then again, Mario has a lot more moves now than he used to. For one thing, you've got a new BUTT stomp, which lets you smash blocks downward, in addition to breaking them from below. There are a bunch of new power-ups to collect, such as blue coins, a super-duper mushroom that makes Mario about as big as one of the DS's screens, and a tiny mushroom that actually shrinks him, making him bounce off of goombas instead of squishing them. There's even a blue shell power-up that works like the tanooki suit from Super Mario Bros. 3. You wear this shell on your back, and when you duck, you'll pull it over your body so that when enemies run into you, they'll go back the way they came. The final icing on the cake is that you can save up some of these items and use them later, much like in Super Mario World. This time, though, you'll see your stored items on the bottom screen, and you can use them with a simple tap of the stylus. Speaking of games like Mario 3 and Mario World, New Super Mario Bros. will feature a map-style over-world hub, much like the ones featured in those old classics. Previously, we'd only seen a sequence of side-scrolling levels, but the latest demo sends you back to the map after every level, and much like in Mario 3, there will be opportunities for you to access bonus stages and gain special items between the platforming levels when you find hidden elements on the map screen. The game will be packed with plenty more gameplay besides the old-style 2D platforming. In the two-player mode, you'll pit Mario against Luigi in a heated side-scrolling sibling rivalry. The two of you will compete through an endless stage to collect the most coins, and you can attack the other brother to make him drop all his coins so that you can pick them up. But come on, he's your brother! That's not very nice. Then there are the minigames--of which we only got to see one--which had us rolling a snowball up a hill with the stylus. You'll have to move the snowball left and right to avoid traps as you go, and the fact that the thing gets bigger the farther you roll it doesn't exactly make it any easier. By the way, if you've been waiting as impatiently as we have for the new DS Lite to hit stores in America, you'll be tickled to know that all of Nintendo's DS software at GDC is running on the new little handheld. Wouldn't it just be a marvelous coincidence if the redesigned machine came out in time for the New Super Mario Bros.' May release? Hmm? Wouldn't it, Nintendo? Screenshots I've loved pretty much every Mario platformer ever, so I'm really looking forward to this. Gamespot's got some decent videos up at Gamespot as well.
  16. I'm starting to think I was too hasty with the "Cant be worse than Raw" qualifier.
  17. Right after they start calling him "The Next Great Thing" and have Tazz and Cole say "Here Comes the Fury" when he comes out.
  18. As an aside, why precisely is Boogeyman a face again? He terrorizes people who've done him no harm, has shoved worms down an innocent woman's skirt, and has kidnapped another wrestler's wife. If this were the 80s he'd be one of the biggest heels on the roster.
  19. Dark Match *Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Sean O'Haire with a small package. Velocity: *The Gymini defeated Paul London & Brian Kendrick. *Orlando Jordan pinned Ace Steele. *Vito pinned Funaki with an Impaler DDT. Smackdown *Smackdown opens with Rey Mysterio coming out and saying he deserves his title shot at Wrestlemania 22. He calls out Randy Orton, but WWE World champion Kurt Angle comes out instead. Angle says that his beef isn't with Rey but with Orton, and says that nobody can defeat him. Orton comes out and says that they both suck. He says he can defeat them both, but will wait until Wrestlemania to do it. Teddy Long comes out and forces Orton to leave. He announces Angle vs. Rey as the main event tonight. *JBL pinned Daniel Cross, who is a Harley Race trainee. *WWE United States champion Chris Benoit defeated Road Warrior Animal with a crossface. *Paul Birchall defeated Booker T via countout when Boogeyman came out and took Sharmell. *Lashley & Tatanka & Matt Hardy defeated Finlay & MNM. MNM hit the Snapshot on Tatanka but Lashley hit a spear and Matt hit the TOF on Mercury for the pin. *The Mexicools defeated Jamie Noble and Kid Kash. *They did a vignette where Booker T was searching for Sharmell but found nothing but worms. *Booker was looking for Sharmell but every door had worms around it. When he finally found Sharmell, she was in a room on a stool surrounded by tons of worms. Boogeyman appeared and laughed. *WWE World champion Kurt Angle defeated Rey Mysterio after Mysterio went for the 619 but was caught and pulled into the ring with an AnkleLock and Rey tapped. Orton hit the ring and he and Angle went at it. The show ended with Angle hitting the Angleslam and locking the Ankle Lock on Orton
  20. Watch for the Spirit Squad use of the trampoline and a funny segment with Kane and Show backstage. Otherwise you didn't miss anything.
  21. This really didn't feel like a pre-Wrestlemania Raw at all. Rock-Austin this title feud is not. Hell this isn't even Jericho-HHH.
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