Lord of The Curry

I'm sure UFC is debating doing Hardy vs Davis after Dan called Davis out after 95 but I imagine they'll want to save that one for a U.K card.

"Wow, somebody's really riding that hog back there." "George Michael!.....2 more stops to Lego Land!".

One of my favorite Conan moments of all time was Conan discussing how somebody had murdered a rare parrot at a zoo prompting the audience to respond with the typical "Awwwwww" reaction. Andy butts in with "Well, hold on a sec. What if this bird was a real asshole?".

Bowles being out is confirmed. Replacement will be Takeya Mizugaki.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Brian Bowles out of the Torres fight in April. FACKIN' HELL

Swick and Johnson train together IIRC so I'm not sure how much they'd want to fight each other. Johnson/Davis would be good stuff though. I've heard rumblings that it's gonna be Cain/Mirko.

Gay Edit: Huzzah!

Once again a friendly reminder for those who see the previews for next weeks episode tonight *Spoiler Tag That Shit*. For some reason the Canadian networks are switching their feeds right when the show is over and we don't see anything and based on the preview tonight Lost is giving some stuff away they maybe shouldn't.

Silva probably didn't make the list because even though his skin color would be considered "black" by many his background isn't African American/Canadian like the 5 fighters mentioned.

UFC 99- June Caol Uno vs Spencer Fisher Wanderlei Silva vs Rich Franklin Cain Velasquez vs TBA Mike Swick vs TBA Marcus Davis vs TBA

The Crunk is injured, newcomer Ricardo Lamas (5-0) will step up on short notice against Bartimus.

The "office fag" character that seems to be a staple of female-based products nowadays. They're hilarious and always supportive. I wish I worked with lesbians that would go out of their way to tell me how good I look.

Dom Deluise. I win.

YES

"Who the fuck is Shane Carwin?"- 90% of the people who've seen the commercials for this show.

Yeah, I got that one pretty easily. They show him with the paper bag and everything.

No more gi chokes either.

Official Card (Because this event had a few changes going for it) Main Card Keith Jardine vs Quinton Jackson Gabriel Gonzaga vs Shane Carwin Matt Hamill vs Mark Munoz Gray Maynard vs Jim Miller Pete Sell vs Matt Brown Undercard Tim Boetsch vs Jason Brillz Kendall Grove vs Jason Day Brandon Vera vs Mike Patt Shane Nelson vs Aaron Riley Ryan Madigan vs Tamdan McCrory Not a great card at all, really. I'll be hitting the bar for this one to cheer on my boy Jimmy Miller. I did a complete 180 on Gray after the shitfest of a job he did holding Clementi down for 3 rounds. Probably in the minority here but I'm pulling for Jardine because I want to see Lyoto get the first crack at Rashad.

His article on Sherdog was good. I can see stoppages getting worse before they get better but I hope I'm wrong.

Because of rooting for Kenny? That's a bit off. Though if we're comparing looks Kenny is handsomer in a goofy way.

Penn vs Florian for UFC 99 is in question right now. Sherdog has a story on their main page saying that BJ wants to take some time off to be with his family and doesn't want to defend until July or August. This just makes me root for Florian all the more if he's forced to wait until fucking August to get his shot.

Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and free? If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen me Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the street? If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen me Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more? Tell me can you ask for anything more? Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat? If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me Have you ever seen a one-armed man punching at nothing but the breeze? If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen me Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor Tell me, friend, can you ask for anything more? Tell me can you ask for anything more? These things that have comforted me, I drive away This place that is my home I cannot stay My only faith's in the broken bones and bruises I display Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free? If you've ever seen a one-legged man then you've seen me

Keep in mind I'm jobless right now so "expensive" to me is a bit different then everybody else. Regardless most places right now around here charge around 5.99 and above for bacon and the quality stuff is around 9.99.

Hey, good call. Didn't even notice that.