Lord of The Curry

Michael Phelps for Favorite Male Athlete FTW.

I don't follow baseball too much but what's with 2003 and it being confidential and shit?

Ha! Five stars for that one.

Just because some crackhead posted a theory doesn't mean the theory on the show itself is falling apart.

'Splain how

Did Anna Farris always have huge tits?

Yeah, the fact that he's got one of the best chins in MMA disguises the fact that he's still got the same skull thickness and brain cavity size as everybody else. Unless there's some Fujita-esque medical claims to back this up otherwise.

Where's my Harpers, bitch?

When he made that black goo run all over Mean Gene's hand I was scared shitless.

Content~! Actually, no. I'm wrong. That's a pretty good phrase to size up the whole situation.

StrikeForce, Aprill 11th- HP Pavilion, San Jose *First show post-purchase of EliteXC* Frank Shamrock vs TBA Nick Diaz vs TBA Josh Thomson vs TBA Scott Smith vs Benji Radach

The only thing that stops this is Dana or Lorenzo stepping in and telling BJ to drop it. Penn ranted and raved for God knows how long about his intentions to move up to 185 and take on Silva until Dana stated flat-out "I don't care how much B.J Penn bitches and whines, I'm not making this fight" and BJ has not said word one since then. I think the relationship between Dana and BJ is enough that if Dana, even as a personal favor asked him to stop he would.

Yeah, I'm a bit confused about that. Ninja beat Villasenor for the StrikeForce MW title and then lost to Lawler in what I thought was a unification bout for the world titles. I think if anything Le is their U.S Middleweight Champ.

Kin's dad is a Korean fisherman who raised him. I don't even know why I'm bothering to try and counter such a retarded argument.

Miles is Chinese. Jin is Korean. Even for Lost that'd be reaching.

I thought it was Washington.

Most Penn fans don't. I think 50% of BJ accepting this challenge stems from pride. There's no way after the ass-beating he took that he'd let GSP say "I'll fight him again the result will be worse" and let is slide.

That's a trick question, Mose can't use a telephone.

Because he's taking heat in the media for it and this hurts him (albeit in a very minor way) as far as public image goes. Plus, I think as far as GSP sees it this is just BJ using anything he can to continue the shit-talking.

Beat me by a few seconds ya bastard

I can't see how that would work. Up to this point I think most of us have been operating under the impression that when the O6/Ben/Walt/Desmond/Frank come back, THEN the island will stop spinning, not just when Locke makes it off.

That's another problem. There's been this huge debate about BJ getting the shot and how it totally fucks up the divisions if he wins. Not only would a third fight screw over Kenny and Thiago it would also fuck up what I view is the UFC's #1 pick for a NYE fight in GSP vs Anderson.

The problem with making this fight is that in order to properly market it they'd have to make GSP look bad. By making the vaseline usage the selling-point they'd automatically be calling into question GSP's ethics as as a champion but also pretty much be saying "BJ would have won if it weren't for this" which we all know to be false. From what I can tell, at least in terms of forums I've visited a good 75% of Penn fans are being sensible about this and realize that GSP was the better fighter. I personally don't think it'll happen. UFC wouldn't be able to sell it properly and even if it did happen the result would be the same. It just sucks it's come this far.

BJ Penn has accepted GSP's challenge to a third fight in the summer in his latest blog entry with the popular opinion being that if the fight actually goes down* he'll vacate the LW title. *Whether Dana wants to legally sanction a murder is in question here.

Awesome. Hopefully they fight over Sable. Kongo steals her, picks her up and places her high in the rafters of the MGM Grand and Brock gets really agitated and starts crab-walking everywhere.