Lord of The Curry

Jim has beat David Baron and Wiman. Dan beat Rob Kimmons and Matt Horwich.

So if Miller beats Rosholt will UFC actually do something with him or continue to keep him waiting in the wings if scheduled fighters get injured?

While we're discussing race, fuck Phillipino people. I'm not sure if I mean that but I'm currently working at a store I don't usually work at and their assistant manager is a tiny, subservient Phillipino girl. She's a nice person but lets the store manager here treats her like shit which she takes and now, due to the fact that this girl has zero backbone the store manager thinks she can treat me like shit too. Also, what's the deal with Phillipino's being housekeepers for rich people? Is it just general knowledge that they're the worlds bitch when it comes to that kind of stuff? I can't walk 10 feet around my neighborhood without seeing a Phillipino chick in her mid-thirties pushing a baby (likely Jewish) in their fancy-ass prams.

This shit is getting out of hand.

"I consider myself a good person. But I'm gonna try and make him cry." I need a translation of what Oscar was yelling at Michael.

Man, lot of hate in here for the first. I wasn't obsessed or anything as a child but knew enough to call myself a fan and I thought the first was fine. Not perfect but the effects were great, the 'bots were well done and the transformations were seamless. Though Josh Duhamel grabbing Lebouef near the end and saying "Hey! You're a soldier now!" is one of the most unintentionally hilarious lines of all time.

I loved Jim's "Okay, I am not dying here" line during the fire. He's okay with dying, just not at work.

At the very worst it's going to be Nurse that's banned and even then only in Nevada. Jackson is fine.

The more I think about it the more I realize how retarded UFC is for wasting up and comers like A.J and Cain on this card. Cain especially. From time to time he gets referred to as a prospect but injuries and the fact that he hasn't fought in 8 months have totally taken him off the map and for him to come back on a show not too many will see doesn't make sense. Should have saved him for 95, IMO. This card could be very fun or very boring. Danzig/Neer has decision written all over it, Cain might not be the wrecking machine we've seen before due to the layoff and Luigi Fiorvanti and the phrase "good fight" rarely meet. I just hope Emerson/Pellegrino makes air, same with Miller/Rosholt.

I feel bad for this card. It's going to be the victim of MMA burnout.

Without GSP on the card I don't think there's as much of a danger of it selling out as quickly as last time. Having said that, it will sell out quicker then most UFC shows and I know from personal experience that it's because of Fight Club that I was able to get tickets so take from that what you will.

So I'm 100% convinced that Sherdog has ranked Anderson #1 in their P4P rankings simply to piss everybody off due to the GSP vs Fedor debates that have sprung up.

If you pay attention to the article Jackson says GSP was toweled off at the end of the 2nd so if you in fact believe Jacksons side of the story then GSP was vaseline-free going into the 3rd.

Good gravy that Renee Walker is some kind of fuckable.

I agree that they'll never attain the interest people had in season one but tonight wasn't bad. Having said that, it wasn't that good. There were literally a half-dozen moments that I predicted before they happened and Nathan as the leader of the anti-abilities movement is fuckin lame. Though I did enjoy Sylar tooling the S.W.A.T team that came to his dads house. The minute he got shot with the darts I said "Oh no, fuck that!" and sure enough he went to town on everybody. Glad to see Governor Devlin from Oz make it to the show. That dude is always quality.

The cat flying through the tiles and onto the desk had me rolling. Honestly one of the funniest moments in this shows history because it felt so "What the fuck?!".

What's the difference?

You're regarded as a 'tard internationally, not just up North.

I'll never abandon the awesomeness that is Bill Buchanan. He's my rock.

YESSSSSSSS

I for one anticipate this turning into a full-blown public meltdown. Maybe something along the lines of Farrah Fawcett on Letterman or Mariah Carey showing up in next-to-nothing on TRL.

Do one that says "RIDDUM'D".

*Backstage at the MGM Grand in a shadowy corner stand Greg Jackson and Phil Nurse wearing their Silver Star t-shirts.* Greg: I need to talk to you about Georges. Phil: What about him? Greg: I'm worried. Worried that we haven't done enough to prepare him for what's to come. Phil: I wasn't going to say anything but I'm worried too. I just wish there was something we could do now but I fear the hour has passed. Greg: Maybe not, old friend. Phil: What do you mean, master? Greg: Well.....you love Georges, right Phil? Phil: Of course. Greg: And you'd do anything in your power to make sure he wins, right? Phil: Absolutely. *Jackson grins devilshly* Greg: I thought so. I only need one thing from you in the fight, Phil. *Phil looks confused* Phil: You mean besides coaching? Greg: Yes. This is something even more important then coaching. *Hands Phil a jar of vaseline* Phil: Mother of God.....I'd hoped we'd never see this day. 2BeContinued......

Sherk's broken nose was clouding his judgement.

- ST. PIERRE TRAINER RESPONDS TO ALLEGATIONS Monday, February 02, 2009 - by Tom Hamlin - MMAWeekly.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fighters of Greg Jackson’s team are no strangers to ritual inside the Octagon. First there’s the “Jackson nipple tweak,” a bizarre, if amusing, twist of the nipples his fighters often do before fighting, believed to prepare them for intense battle inside the Octagon. Now, there appears to be a new ritual in Jackson’s camp, and it’s the source of controversy following Georges St. Pierre’s rout of B.J. Penn at Saturday’s UFC 94. St. Pierre’s cornermen, including Jackson, were at the center of a storm at UFC 94 after officials from the Nevada State Athletic Commission approached them during the fight to investigate allegations that they were applying Vasoline to St. Pierre in between rounds. Jackson spoke to MMAWeekly.com on Sunday afternoon and said the misunderstanding arose after Phil Nurse, one of St. Pierre’s cornermen, executed a ritual taught by a member of St. Pierre’s team, a “witch doctor” named Steven Friend. “So in between rounds, (Friend) had this little drill that you do – and Phil Nurse is the one who knows how to do it – he showed Phil, and this is what Georges wanted, so we did that,” Jackson said. “But this is why we were doing it. He rubbed your back and tapped your chest; I don’t know exactly how it works. But anyways, what that’s supposed to do is get your energy in line, or motivated or whatever. So in between rounds, we had Phil Nurse do that.” Jackson said St. Pierre has worked with Friend for years, since the French Canadian began training at Jackson’s academy in Albuquerque, N.M. Jackson says Friend has also worked with Matt Hughes and Randy Couture in preparation for their fights. Friend was featured in the sixth season of “The Ultimate Fighter” as a guest of Hughes. “The controversy came because Phil Nurse also was putting Vasoline on Georges’ eyebrows,” Jackson elaborated. “In between rounds, you always want to put on Vasoline on (a fighter’s face). So Phil Nurse put all the Vasoline on his face, so his hands might have had a miniscule amount left over from that, when he went around the side and rubbed a little point on his back, and tapped on his chest. “At that point, somebody in the audience thought we were greasing George down, and ran over and told the commission that we were greasing his body down. The commission came in and said ‘you can’t grease him down,’ which didn’t work. They said ‘you’re putting Vasoline on his back,’ and Phil’s like, ‘oh, there might be a little on my fingers, but it wasn’t intentional at all, and of course they wiped it right off and it was gone, so it wasn’t a factor in the fight at all.” Indeed, much of the fight played out with St. Pierre on top of Penn, doling out a vicious ground and pound attack. Jackson said after a little explaining, the commission realized what was going on. “We told our side of the story, we said didn’t mean to put any grease anywhere,” he said. “If we were trying to grease the back we’d be greasing up and down, we would make it count. We wouldn’t do a little tiny spot in the back. The whole thing doesn’t make any sense, so they were fine with it once we gave our explanation. It wasn’t like we were taking gobs of Vasoline and slathering on his back. They didn’t understand the drill that the witch doctor was having us do, and so it looked that way. It didn’t effect the fight at all.” At this point, no formal complaint has been filed with the NSAC. The popular trainer chalks the whole incident up to fan paranoia. “The whole greasing thing is pretty ridiculous,” he said. “You can’t grease somebody up. You just couldn’t do it. They check your body before you get into the cage, there’s an inspector right there. In order for us to grease him up, it would be insane. There are cameras everywhere. We don’t cheat. We don’t need to cheat to win.” Jackson said he wasn’t aware if St. Pierre’s ritual was related to the infamous “nipple tweak,” as the whole business was “out of his domain.” As long as it made his fighter feel better, he was all for it. “If it works, we’re going to use it,” he said. ___________________________________________________ Okay, the witch doctor thing is a bit much but Greg makes a good point about how it'd be pretty stupid to attempt greasing, especially with everybody watching.