Lord of The Curry

More Ronnie! More Lem! More Duuuuuuuuuuutch! This is good.

Number of colon surgeries for Big Show to this date: None at all. Show- 1 Ross- 0

Yeah, I heard that song before I saw it used on the show and I dig it even more after seeing how good it can be.

Get the bamboo and call Naveen Andrews. They need to tease Jack and Kate hooking up but never have anything physical happen. Then, when the raft crew gets back they need to have Kate lay eyes on Sawyer and book it down the beach and just run into his arms for the lovin'.

I've gotta say the lack of involvement regarding Sayid (besides manual labourer and repair bitch) is annoying at this point. I can only hope that they're saving something good up for him and it'll be a surprise.

Jin, Sawyer, Locke, Sayid and Mr. Echo. That's your fucking Island Strike Team right there.

I wish I'd have looked harder when Ana Lucia opened up the door because there was a Dharma symbol on it.

Unless I'm mistaken I believe we saw Hatch #2 make it's debut tonight.

Yes, you humorless ball-licker! That WAS a good promo, not one joke fizzled and when he said he got an STD by touching Litas hand, anyone who didn't laugh needs to lower their thorazine dose. A bad promo is when cowboy bob Orton grabs the mic and sounds like he lost his meds and his voice 20 years ago. See the diffrence? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're acting like this was a Ric Flair Money Promo or Cactus Jack Money Promo. It wasn't. It was Cena pulling out a sack of bannanas and the monkey's going wild.

Sawyer needs to Donkey Punch that cunt, ASAP. Hey, who was on duty while the beach party was going on?

Man, it's like every time I say to myself "I can't possibly despise Jim Ross even more" he proves me wrong.

Shit, man. There was nothing to get all misty-eyed over at the end but it didn't matter. The montage by the fire, Bernard with tears in his eyes......fuck. That was great. So Libby meets Michael. Same Libby who defended Walts's mom during the custody trial? Maybe. Hurley's boss at the Chicken Place also being Locke's boss at the box company? Fucking A. I'll need to keep telling myself that Jin survives next week or I might not make it.

Krazy Horse's promo at PRIDE's Bushido show is quite honestly the promo of the year, barring Matt Hughes' beautiful shoot on Trigg at UFC 52.

Nice to know so many people enjoyed that homoerotic promo so much. Who needs wrestling when we've got Cena talking about jamming his cock in Angle's mouth?

Check your chin, DH.

Seeing the lawyer for the cops on Aaron Brown on CNN trying to defend these guys was pretty fucking sad. Although I think if the officers had been black or the victim had been white the officers in question would've gotten a fair shake before getting suspended. The lawyer pointed out that every cop should get an investigation before suspensions are laid down and these guys were taken off the job the same day that the tape broke.

LotC ... it's only been a few episodes, not even a month yet. It's too soon in the new season to be bumping people off. Methinks the death will happen in November, for sweeps week. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 'Cept that the interview I read said that the person who dies is getting it early on, like within the first few episodes of the season.

And the other half suck his dick on the basis of a few matches. I'd say the half that says he's average or overrated are closer to the truth then those who let him drip down their chin on a consistent basis.

Neither. Both shows can WWEat a dick.

Linze's vs Annoying Blond Sisters vs Team Katrina (Schroeders) is my pick for the final three.

I'm a tad irked that nobody has died yet. Guess those rumours about a certain actor having contractual issues with JJ was bullshit although I do recall an interview where Abrams says that somebody is going to die and will not be returning at all.

SuperFamily's mini-rivalry with Team Boston was good while it lasted.

I can't fathom how people can still be interested, much less enthusiastic about the product that's being put on today. For examples see home, Down. He's not the only one but his bulls-eye is by far the largest.

PRAISE JESUS~! Oh, and the preview for next week w/ Team Florida having to go the race track had me in stitches. I'm going to hell.

Dear Lord, please watch over the Bransen Girls and give their useless father the strength to drag his carcass around for at least a few more episodes so that we may see the fruits of your labour run around in tight t-shirts. In Phil's name, Amen.