Lord of The Curry

Teddy Hart and the Cruiser 3 Way all add up to Velocity being better then Smackdown.

If they do Christian/Cena right off of Christian's jump to Smackdown it'll expose the fuck out of both of them.

This board needs Czech more then Inc.

I didn't even read the whole thing but I'm pretty sure the dosage of pcp was higher then usual this time.

Poor Benoit. The Victoria shit was funny. Maria has some junk and I approve.

People who enjoy bad things yet refuse to admit it. If you like a shitty movie, say so. Shitty music, ditto. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Or maybe it is, which would explain why people lie about such things.

That's what emo is?

Care to elaborate on that?

HHH should try and break Batista's thumbs. JR would have a field-day with the deep-as-fuck subtext.

I'm 'bout it. Poor Benoit, btw.

Me too. Damn good stuff, though a tad overrated considering the gushing I'd heard about it pre-purchase.

Platoon is better then "good."

Double-Pin finish and La Res share the IC Title.

Viscera needs to come out with a footlong sub, eat it and then tell all the RAW Divas that there's 12 inches of dark meat waiting for all of them. Tying the food love in with the pussy love is key to this whole thing working.

Funny how HHH's hate is directed towards Cena, you'd think he'd hate on JBL for making Cena look better then he has done w/ Batista.

Man wrote and directed Platoon. Watch your mouth, son.

Maroon 5 is a pretty bad thing.

If they don't bring Danielson in for a mentor/student storyline with Benoit then I don't see the point in signing him.

The fire-breathing was the best part.

Locke was wheeled past Michael when he was on the phone at the airport.

An Angle/Tazz faceoff at the ECW show would get nuclear heat.

Did you use any spices or sauces that might be of interest to us?

I really dug how the music they played during the sequence of everybody getting onto the plane was a slightly modified version of Boone's Theme from "First Do No Harm". I called it Boone's theme because it was the music playing while Jack took his walk up the beach to meet Sayid and Shannon.

Let us know how that goes for you.

We need another female around. CC is sitting atop a HHH-esque reign of terror. You've held onto that spot for too long, sister.