Lord of The Curry

Eddy is hitting the juice hardcore lately. Benoit saying "See ya Sunday, amigo" was awesome.

This one is great too.

Matt needs to do a Twist of Fate-esque yell during the money shot. Then Lita would move out of the way and botch the spot.

I really wish I hadn't realized that Locke was a cripple about 3 seconds into the show (the shot of his toes wiggling gave it away). I'm frankly surprised that most people didn't figure it out before the end.

Pretty Toney is a fucking great album.

And Stephfatty McHam makes an impromptu return.

I ate meat today for the first time in 5 years. Chicken wings, bitches.

Top 5 Eps 1. Deus Ex Machina 2. Exodus I 3. Pilot I 4. Exodus II and III 5. All the best cowboys have daddy issues Honourable Mention: Walkabout. Top 5 Scenes 1. The light comes on in The Hatch. 2. Jack walking up the beach while Claire shows Aaron off to everybody 3. "Don't tell me what I can't do!" 4. Jin confessing to his father 5. Hunting Ethan Honourable Mention: Charley/Rose praying by the fire. Best Character: John Locke Runner-up: Jack Shepherd Best relationship/friendship: Jack and Sawyer. Runner-up: Jack and Hurley "OH SNAP": The light comes on in The Hatch is tied with "We're gonna need the boy". Best Character Development/Most Improved: Jin. I considered Sawyer interesting from the beggining so I can't really give it to him. Hottest Chick: Evangeline Lily Studliest Dude: Sawyer. Nobody else should win this category. King of The Island/Tough MoFo: Sawyer. The Bad Worst Episode: "The Greater Good". Not so much bad as just nothing with no real movement or development. Worst Character: Boone. Worst Actor: Evangeline Lily is overrated but in terms of overall worst I'd go with Somerhalder. Worst Scene: Jack and Charley sitting by the fire. "All they wanted was Claire." You know why? BECAUSE IT TOOK THEM UNTIL THE SEASON FINALE TO FUCKING FOLLOW UP ON IT. Worst Relationship: Sayid/Shannon. Jack/Locke was dissapointing but this one did nothing either character. Hatch Award: Locke and his legs. I really figured I'd know by now. Decline: Kate. Useless: Boone.

I fuckin DEMAND we get a Dennis the Menace-esque Prankster gimmick from OJ due to this. Orlando Jordan, a winner is you.

Let them have Torrie. The important thing now is Benjamin following Benoit to Smackdown.

Maybe you're just getting shafted. I've tried their toasted stuff and it's good.

Tough break. There's always Mr. Sub. Wait, you Americans don't have Mr. Sub. What is your Subway alternative in the US?

I've decided that this is better overall for Benoit as now I can pinpoint exactly when he's on Smackdown whereas watching RAW in hopes of a Benoit match sucks because of all the shit you have to sit through.

Toasting is an option but yes, you can get any sub you want toasted. I work in the same plaza as a Subway and an employee found an entire roll of stamps a few weeks ago in the trash while taking out our garbage. Our entire staff was dining on free Subway for a good week and a half until a dumbass employee spilled the beans to the Subway owners who promptly demanded that we give the stamps back before they called the cops. We laughed, then gave them their stamps back.

Let it be marked and recorded that Benoit's last RAW match was against Gene "Why is he still employed?" Snitsky. In a garbage match. That he won during the commercial break. With help from The Dudley Boys. Poor, poor Benoit. My previously excited post was due to DrVenkman posting about a JBL/Benoit confrontation on SD tonight leading to a match between the two.

Somebody @ DVDVR posted a lengthy reply regarding the beef that including some interesting tidbits, one of them being that Dre was about to drop Game from his label when Jimmy Iovine interfered on Game's behalf and suggested to Dre that he talk to 50 about getting Game inducted into G-Unit. Gotta wonder what would've happened if Dre had dropped him and Game had signed with somebody else. In the track "Don't Need Your Love" on The Documentary he talks about The Roc and Tha Inc. both passing up deals with him, I gotta wonder who he'd have gone to if Aftermath dropped him.

FUCK YES~! Benjamin vs Michaels is gonna have some competition for MOTY.

If this is true then fuck WWE for never having the balls to pull off a Benoit vs Benjamin feud. I guess the entire roster complained that they would've went out there and made them all look bad.

Morality has fuck-all to do with pussy but that's cool. Try and convince her to come up to RI for some...........sex. I couldn't think of a clever euphenism.

Who's eating who?

I'd enjoy seeing Em, 50 and the G-Unit leave Shady/Aftermath with only Game left behind. And maybe Yayo, he's the least terrible member of G-Unit.

AoO- You should try and sell that slogan to the Marijuana Party we have up here in Canada.

Part of the beef between 50 and Game apparently stems from the fact that Game has publicly stated on multiple occasions that he is a big fan of Nas and Jadakiss. If Dre and Em are forced to choose sides in this it's going to get ugly. Em would side with 50 I'd think but Dre is probably a tougher decison.

This Vanilla Ice monkey business is fun and all but the real question is did you fuck Hotty McHotHot?

Grimy. Oh, and "trifflin-ass nigga".