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Somewhere in the dark forest creatures cling onto trees and pray. And think.

Wherever they go, they just need to avoid Friday or Saturday. People go out. Any other day would help them ratings wise I would think.

Giving DDP the WCW title as a heel was retarded. The guy was super over in 1997 and arguably should have been the guy to beat Goldberg at Halloween Havoc in 1998.

Probably a little bit of both. I expect them (WWE) to throw a few bucks at him for the 2008 HOF.

I haven't been this excited for a title match (Hardy vs Orton) since Goldberg vs Hogan.

WWE let go Dave Lagana according to PWInsider.

Bellick and Sammy go to a no contest. I wonder if Russo was booking the show last night.

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was photographed Monday with what appears to be walking cast on his right foot. The Boston Herald and Boston Globe had the photos - credited to infphoto.com - on their Web sites. A video of Brady walking with a slight limp from an SUV to girlfriend Gisele Bundchen's apartment in New York is available on TMZ.com. The Patriots beat San Diego 21-12 on Sunday and play the New York Giants in the Super Bowl in two weeks. OMGZ DRAMA

I can see them do a thing where Snitsky goes into hiding for most of the show. Maybe Hornswaggle "plays a prank" on him, forcing him to run after Hornswaggle and then realizes he is on HD which causes him to go apeshit. I wouldn't put it past them.

I would mark out for a full ramp to the ring like they used to do in WCW and at the Tokyo Dome. I really doubt that'll happen though.

I've been noticing that they've been mentioning Britney quite a bit on the site. You don't think Vince is crazy enough to offer her money to appear on Raw or Wrestlemania?

1. Who will win the 2008 Royal Rumble? (2 pts.) - Undertaker to set up the Edge match at Wrestlemania 2. Who will be the runner-up? (3 pts.) - Khali 3. Who will be the iron-man? (5 pts.) - HBK 4. Who will have the shortest time? (5 pts.) - Hornswaggle 5. Who will have the most eliminated opponents? (3 pts.) - Khali 6. Who will draw #1 and #2 (3 pts each, 3 bonus for accurately naming both) - Santino and Cody Rhodes 7. Who will draw the most successful winning entry of #27? (5 pts.) - Undertaker 8. Who will draw the #30 spot? (5 pts.) - Mark Henry 9. What will be the eventual winning #? (5 pts) - 27 10. Will there be any surprise/unannounced entrants? (No point value), If yes, who will they be? (3 pts. each) - Yes, Lashley 11. Will the endurance record of 62:12 set by Mysterio be broken? (No point value), If so, what will the new record be? (Closest to the supposed new record gets 10 pts). - Nope 12. The final six men eliminated will compete in the second chance Elimination Chamber next month, who will those people be? (3 pts. each, 10 pts bonus for accurately naming all) - Umaga, Mr. Kennedy, HBK, Triple H, Kane and Lashley 13. How many instances of interference by non-active competitors will we see? (3 pts.) - 1 14. How many people will Hornswoggle eliminate? (3 pts.) - 0 15. Will anyone bleed? (no point value), if so, who? (2 pts) - 1, HBK

I'm not up to par on NFL history but did Warren Moon ever play in a Superbowl? I've watched old video of him in the CFL and he was amazing. Although i'm sure there might be better quarterbacks all around that never played in the big game. Question for the hockey fans in here. Which will be the next NHL franchise to get contracted?

So I ended up watching that whole shoot on Youtube. It's both the greatest and the worst shoot i've ever seen in my entire life and everyone needs to watch it. They end up getting so rowdy (well, Shiek and Jack..Honky is fairly calm throughout the thing) that they get kicked out of the hotel by security that the tape just ends right as Shiek starts going off again. It's also worth watching for New Jack going off for 5 minutes on Chris Benoit without taking a breath.

Shiek, New Jack and Honky "shoot". This is a video i'm going to be looking for.

I remember Buck being on Conan right before the World Series and Conan was trying to convince him to say "Jub Jub" in some form during the series. Did he end up doing it?

Game 6 of the 2006 Western Conference quarterfinals between the Wings and Oilers. Just for the 3rd period. That crowd at Rexall was absolutely insane.

Lets just rename this "The Maria in Playboy thread" and start a new January discussion.

I would expect them to be friendly before the show but not after. I remember when WWE came here in 2003 after the show a father was at the side of the arena with his son trying to get a picture with Booker T. Booker T doesn't even look at them and just storms past. Seconds later RVD comes out, father asks again and RVD takes the picture with the kid. Rene Duprees was the only one to sign autography for a few minutes. Everyone else just stormed off.

Bobby Heenan Hillbilly Jim Super Crazy Steve Lombardi Vern Gagne

I'm suffering from beer and cajun wing farts right now. Everytime i fart, my asshole burns. And I don't even feel a shit coming on.

I don't think there is a digital camera thread so I decided to start one. I was browsing around on EBAY and noticed that they are fairly cheap now. I've been seeing quite a few around the $100-120 range on the site. Admittingly, i'm not very knowledgable about them. I have a FUJIFILM 2.0 mp now and it sucks. I've been noticing that a lot of these camera's are 7 to 9 MP'S. What are the best brands? What should I look out for?

It is but i'll probably get a few jerks out of it.

Jericho's book is solid and pretty funny at times. It covers his time in Canada, Mexico, Japan and WCW. The only thing about WWE is his meeting with Vince at his house. I'd pick it up.

Don't get the book then. Without spoiling anything for you, Bret admits to EVERYTHING.