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TSF!?!?!??!?!?!

Do we really need to be "The Smart Marks" anymore? I propose a name change. We should need the TSM acronym, but we NEED to change the meaning. Let us throw off the shackles of the old administration! Some suggestions: Terribly Seperate Men Totally Suitable Martyrs The Short Ministers Tourettes Sexual Mexthods Traditional Southern Minstrels Terrible, Sorry Marvin.

The winner of the contest, and winner of a spot in my signature: http://web.archive.org/web/20011121105553/...opicID=92.topic

We have a winner for the signature contest.

http://web.archive.org/web/20010805121112/...vaniaforumfrm13 Take a look back at some genuine Smarks/Smartmarks history. Review forthcoming.

I think I can use something in here...

GROUP A "Build me up Buttercup" by The Foundations "Ring Of Fire" by Johnny Cash "8 Miles High" by the Byrds "Respect" by Aretha Franklin "Hang On Sloopy" by The McCoys "Cupid" by Sam Cooke "Sunshine Of Your Love" by Cream "She's Not There" by The Zombies "The House Of The Rising Sun" by the Animals "Sounds of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkle "Are You Lonesome Tonight?" by Elvis Presley "She Loves You" by The Beatles "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye "Mr. Tambourine Man" by Bob Dylan "Good Vibrations" by Beach Boys "Under the Boardwalk" by The Drifters GROUP B "Eight Days A Week" by The Beatles "Dance to the Music" by Sly & the Family Stone "Unchain My Heart" by Ray Charles "Hey Jude" by The Beatles "My Girl" by The Temptations "You Really Got Me" by The Kinks "For What It's Worth" by Buffalo Springfield "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In" by The First Edition "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles "Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In" by the 5th Dimension "Visions of Johanna" by Bob Dylan "Daydream Believer" by The Monkees "Jumpin Jack Flash" by The Rolling Stones "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison "A Change Is Gonna Come" by Sam Cooke GROUP C "Unchained Melody" by Righteous Brothers "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison "Reflections" by The Supremes "Only The Lonely" by Roy Orbison "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones "Crimson and Clover" by Tommy James and the Shondells "My Generation" by The Who "Gloria" by Them "Purple Haze" by The Jimi Hendriz Expierence "The Weight" by The Band "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival "I Get Around" by The Beach Boys "Heroin" by The Velvete Underground "God Only Knows" by The Beach Boys "Reach Out, I'll Be There" by The Four Tops GROUP D "Venus in Furs" by The Velvet Underground "Catch The Wind" by Donovan "California Dreamin'" " Mamas and the Papas "Tears of a Clown" by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the MGs "Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Birds "Like a Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by The Band "Suite/Judy Blue Eyes" by Crosby, Stills, and Nash "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown "Break on Through" by The Doors "Norwegian Wood" by Beatles "Scarborough Fair" by Simon & Garfunkel "What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong "Come See About Me" by The Supremes

Goddamnit, DID THEY GO THROUGH WITH IT!?

You people bitch and moan about TSM dying, then when they bright, young man comes in and injects the board with his enthusiasm, you shit all over him. Shame on you all. We should all be a little bit more like kanerulesfan.

Some good stuff here, but there's got to be more. Perhaps some MikeSC magic? I think I agree with whoever said this has outgrown my signature. We do need a timeline of important TSM events.

You know, if Michael Irvin had to wait a year to get into the Football Hall of Fame because of some little crack addiction, we should make Milky wait a couple of decades.

I'd say no to Bobby Barron in half a goddamned second.

boo

There's no way 75% of the board voted on this.

Crosby with a rare miss.

I feel it is time to add a new "Great Moment in TSM History" to my signature. Please make nominations in this thread. I will conduct a tournament, depending on the number of entries, and will let the TSM populace vote. Nominations, please.

That's horrible, but I feel like it was hyped up a bit. 7/10

What is this referring to, anyone? Minnesota CB Charles Gordon suffered some sort of excruciating injury to his ankle/foot. When FOX came back from the break, Joe Buck said something like, "We're not going to show you the replay of the injury, just know that Gordon is in excruciating pain... his season is surely over." That bitch was flat-out SCREAMING on the field. I'm guessing there was some sort of Theismann-esqe injury. But boy howdy do I want to see that replay.

Fuck, now I really want to see this replay that FOX won't allow to be shown.

Whenever someone would accuse him of being racist, he'd always try WAY too hard to refute it.

New Orleans @ Atlanta (1.5) (2.5) Tennessee @ Chicago (6.5) Jacksonville @ Detroit (1.5) Baltimore @ Houston Seattle @ Miami (8.5) Green Bay @ Minnesota (2.5) Buffalo @ New England (3.5) St. Louis @ N.Y. Jets (8.5) (8.5) Carolina @ Oakland Indianapolis @ Pittsburgh (2.5) Kansas City @ San Diego (14.5) N.Y. Giants @ Philadelphia (2.5) San Francisco @ Arizona (9.5)

omg room spinning

Someone link me to the Pit, please.

Conspiracy theories about Obama's grandma are running WILD at FreeRepublic. It seems the serial pillist has struck again.