Bruce Blank

Erm I'd be happy to do one for the Hardcore match but I'm not sure exactly what an SWF style "Tale of the tape" is <= n00b

Man it'd be cool if someone would put together a sort of Genesis Retrospective video set to "O Fortuna" of course

Man I haven't been here long enough to vote on most of this stuff but I'm damn impressed with guys like Pretzler and Zyon still being in the "Rookie" category You can't tell

Yeah I know how the legal system works - thank you for assuming I'm a tard' preciate that. But what I'm saying is that Brock SIGNED to get out of the WWE, he has a legal document stating what he can and cannot do Ultimo Dragon did and does not have a document that states that what he can or cannot do. Now you can argue that it's too strict and ya-da-ya-da but the fact is right now it stands, it's not been rejected or nullified or suspended in a court of law. And last time Lesnar appeared in NJPW "as a fan" the WWE started legal actions for him breaking his "no compete" clause (Causing Brock to counter sue) that issue has not been resolved either - nothing has been resolved and until it is he's bound by it. But saying "Oh but Dragon was allowed to compete in Japan" doesn't make this the open and shut case some people imply nor does the "it's grossly unfair to Brock" line it was grossly unfair when he signed it - yet he did, cause wrestling was just so horrible and he couldn't wait to get out of it. I say he made his own bed but now bitches cause he doesn't want to sleep in it. Has it coming as far as I'm concerned he can always go play arena football or the CFL or become a minor B-list celebrity on TV - unless he claims that wrestling is the only think he's able to make money from

Man I am so psyched! my first SWF PPV and it's the big one no word limit match either - make or break time I'll have to pull out a long one AND a spectacular one, the stip requires it! this will be awesome - and a very solid card! Name for the Skull & Machine team - "Deux Ex Machina", cause Skull is my god and Machine is... a machine

OOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!! I hope SWF got insurance if not - well too bad this'll be awesomely fun, and funnily awesome all rolled up into one.

no but the judge will know who signed a no compete clause and who didn't Dragon did no such thing Lesnar did so it's not just that easy to dismiss it - or it would have been done by now I'll betcha

And thank you for calling it "Memphis cheating" - I'm glad it's showing in my writing. Cause I want it to be the low down dirty cheating of a Jerry Lawler or a Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie and so on, and so on and not the more "cheerable" cheating that Eddy does so well. Not that I'm not a HUGE fan of Eddy - I just don't want it to be a rip off of what he does in the WWE. Bruce is a dirty rotten heel with no redeeming factors (well other than he likes Wham, he can't be all bad)

Holy crap I re-read that sucker like 4 times before sending it in and I missed that – erm… wishful thinking?? No there is no real excuse for making that mistake at least 3 times - but at least it proves that someone read it in detail (Yay) And I tried to draw off the super-heavyweight matches I’ve seen in the past to make it a believable match between a guy who’s 295 and one that’s 335 and all, first match I’m 100% happy with Or well – I was until you so rightly pointed out that Walters turned to Williams more than once *cries*

Alright I’ve read what needs to be read and all so let’s go with Smarkdown. Tonight we see Tom Flesher return to the ring and other goodness Turns out Tom uses his power and influence to snag himself the opening segment (ABUSE OF POWER!!) and what’s the first thing this RUDO SUPREME~! does? He intentionally voids the “Cruiserweight rules” for his match with Ced as he gets a little moist You know in some companies getting moist in front of a female employee would be considered sexual harassment But Tom can get away with it cause he is BAD! And he apparently fears Ced under Cruiserweight rules? (well maybe not) In case you had not caught onto this yet SWF this segment reinforced that Tom = Teh Heel!! - Up next Manson shows sings of needing anger management – basically he’s tired of losing and he’s drawn a line in the sand. You’re with him or against him! Ben seems to be against him, but the fans are with him so that’s 1 for either side I’d say. I smell an actual direction for Manson! - Then after 2 segments and the anthem (Man it’s almost too much like Smackdown it’s scary – if Latino Hotness comes out they’ll sue) we get down to bidness – the return of Tom Flesher Who’s loved in Buffalo, which is excusable cause they’re all miserable rotten cheaters there and he most definitely IS home. Dickery and doucebaggery reigns through the match that Tom very, very surprisingly wins!! OMGLOLTHEFUX?? Nice little squash to set up the Spike / Tom match at Genesis. - We’ve got Landon who has managed to get away from JJJ and Jay (4J?) as “Team Unknown” doesn’t need back up for every interview!! Gee what could he talk about? Global warming? Hurricane Katrina?? Todd Cortez? I loved the Landon interview where he says that Megan Skye would turn on Todd and come have sex with him – apparently he’s go no taste and wouldn’t mind having sex with a woman he described as a ”trampy little whore” since he already booked a room for them. So in conclusion – Landon Maddix likes his women NASTY!! And he’s not too fond of Todd either - Next the Manson / Landon feud that started… 3 posts earlier hits it’s boiling point!!! OH YEAHZZ!! Landon sells his ass off as Manson dominates 75% or more of the match, with Landon only really getting sustained momentum in the finishing sequences. Manson is a bad ass!! Talk about putting someone over in defeat, this is text book (if we wrote text books on the subject natch) Thumbs up from me - Bruce extends his win streak to 4 and 0 That’s about all I’ll say about that - Next Jay Hawke makes bad jokes about his Dicks… I mean lawyers, New Orleans and Zyon in general before the previously mentioned Zyon comes out and have a little throw down Escaping the “Wing Span” but not being able to his own finishing move the rookie Zyon looks like he’s on a mega roll leading into Genesis while Jay is on the ropes, frustrated by the hopeful rookie. I am really looking forward to a hell of a match between these two. - ELM interview next as the maskless luchadore runs down Johnny Dangerous, saying he’s still hurting from their match – but will basically hurt Dangerous even worse back. He might even give him a pink belly in the middle of the ring since he’s El Rudo~! Magnifico!! Then ELM talks about how Danny Williams needs to realize his potential and be more like ELM and then he’d be a winner too Although 4 world titles sure spell winner to me A decent build to the match – I just wish there had been more focus on what’ll be the main event of Genesis. - ELM is put through a meat grinder!! His ribs are worked over more or less the entire match and Johnny D controls a huge portion of the match, with the win coming off ELM reversing a move out of the blue for the pinfall. Man his ribs are going to be mush against Danny next show. I wonder if he’ll go the DDP route and sell a RIB injury with bandages around his abdomen and by coughing up blood? (gotta love wrestling logic, bandaging ribs? Sure that helps ) Build well off their previous match, threw in a shot about Dangerous choking in singles matches and gave ELM a win leading into the match with Danny Williams All the right notes are hit – but I wish we had seen some Danny as well on the show to really build the PPV main event up more.

The last Smarkdown before Genesis VI: The Undiscovered Country (or alternately Genesis VI: The Final Nightmare if you will – or if you’re more of a Jason fan: Genesis VI: Jason Lives) I've not had time to do a close reading of the matches yet, once I do I'll try and provid a bit more comments. I loved the Landon interview where he says that Megan Skye would turn on Todd and come have sex with him – apparently he’s go no taste and wouldn’t mind having sex with a woman he described as a ”trampy little whore” since he already booked a room for them. So in conclusion – Landon Maddix likes his women NASTY!! Oh and I keep suspecting that I win these matches by no shows though *suspicious* I wonder if that’s actually true or not next show will show as I know JJJ will bring it

It's SWF's very own version of "he said, she said" isn't it? maybe the involved parties and someone levelheaded from the CC should get together and sort it in private instead of dragging it out here? just think that if anything is ever going to be resolved guys need to talk.

Well who doesn't have a match booked yet besides you? maybe you can figure out a cool match from that list??

where are those hookers you talk off? and if that really is what happened then it's really, REALLY sad (not the new federation with hookers - the other thing, you know the one)

1 word "Dayum"

102 RAMPANT RULEBREAKING!!!

didn't Ace say that he had not actually heard anything from Mike and had to mark the Ward/Bruce/TKO match himself? Not that I know what's going on but if it's a beef about how your match Vs their match was judged it'd be better off in a PM or 10? unless that's totally not what you're talking about and... erm... Oh look a kitty *runs off*

Hey don't sell yourself short there - we broke the TKO streak after all and from the last match you wrote against him it wasn't that far from beating him IMO

In one fed I was in the mute character used a ton of post-its then later he got a legal paper sized white board & marker - of course the white board had a steel center and made for a hell of a weapon during the match too althought I'd like to see serious JJ Johnson tackle a Bruce/JJ match build through dancing - West Side Story Rumble style!!! and a battle of the big men - sweeeeeeeet!

Haven't had time to closely read all of it - but allow me a HOT DAMN!! and hands up if you were swerved by the mystery partner entrance

Well my list wasn't supposed to be comprehensive listing of all masked men but Mankind is another good example of the mask adding to the character. Vader's leather jockstrap always made me giggle a little (the helmet was bad ass though! Not enough steam emitting helmets in wrestling any more)

Now THAT is funny I guess I've just got a thing for masks - well at least I can face Ghost Machine and get some "mask psychology" in

Well he IS Swedish after all you kinda knew what to expect ahead of time I guess you guys don't want to talk Euro 92 eh? (only Danish football I ever really watched)

That's kinda cool - but also ironic I mean how long ago did they bring in Samoa Joe as an "Outsider"? replace outsider with "Overpriced WWE cast off" you've got a gimmick... you just need people desperate enough for a pay day to show up just to get beat up on that note I wonder what Vince Russo is doing these days

The USWA goes PRIME TIME!!! Kerry Von Erich presented his case to ESPN and now the USWA are on Prime time, Friday nights!! USWA Legends of Pro Wrestling (Friday January 20th 1989 – Prime Time ESPN) 1) Davey Boy Smith is out and he’s pissed off, rambling on and on – then he tells us that he needs someone to think clearly here as he’s getting too emotional. And he needs someone to counter Sheik Adnan. He introduces Freddie Blassie as his manager and calls out Dynamite 78% 2) Al Snow makes his USWA debut answering the challenge of the Thrillseekers. When he gets Jericho in trouble Lance jumps in and causes a DQ but the two of them beat Snow down in the corner!! 61% 3) After kicking Al Snow out of the ring the Thrillseekers run down the opposition they’ve faced in the USWA so far bad mouthing both King Cobra and Al Snow saying that they might as well be thrown together so the Thrillseekers can kick their collective asses 57% 4) Doomsday is out, loved by the kid as he makes his way to the ring to face Cactus Jack. The deranged man from Truth or Consequences is about to lose when the Soultaker comes running to the ring and tires to interfere, which backfires and Doomsday pins Cactus then runs off the Soultaker and Cactus 68% 5) Jesse James is out in the ring, calling for Cactus to come back out again – face him like a man, no back up, no back jumping just mano a mano But no Cactus appears. 73% 6) Instead Sheik Braddock is out to clear the ring but instead it’s a match that Armstrong quickly wins to the delight of the crowd. 62% 7) Embry is backstage warming up for later when he’s jumped from behind by Dr. Tom Pritchard and Al Perez who beat him down and then run off. 79% 8) Lawler is interviewed, claiming that the USWA only got a prime time slot because HE is the champion and HE carries the federation. Then he promises victory over Kevin later tonight, Kerry when he feels like it and if the opportunity arises he’ll piledrive the pope and beat him too. 91% 9) Dynamite Kid is not a very popular man in his debut match against fellow country man Chris Addams. After a long, hard fought match Dynamite takes the victory as Steve Austin runs out and slaps Addams’ leg off the rope to give Dynamite the win. 76% 10) Freak Show gain a measure of revenge as they jump Steve Simpson in the parking lot. When Shaun tries to save his brother he’s thrown against a car and beaten down as well. 66% 11) Main event time – Jerry Lawler puts the title on the line against Kevin Von Erich. Lawler runs away, is beaten down and generally tries his best to not lose the title against a fired up Kevin Von Erich. In the end he throws a fireball at Kevin and blinds him to steal the victory. But the celebration is short lived as Kerry is out to chase the champ from the ring. 76% Total – 71%, 0.94 Rating, 409 People in attendance, made $8180 on tickets. Notes: Mostly just pushing along with the feuds. No real debuts or signings instead focusing on building what’s already set. Some of the segments are giving me some low ratings – but that’ll improve as the people involved rise in the ranks (I hope) Next show – “Sportatorium Showdown” From the Dallas Sportatorium, the Large Monthly event held in the Von Erich’s back yard Will Lawler escape with the title as Kerry challenges for the gold?