Burning Pirate Ship Sex

Weak? Brock was bouncing Randy's head off the mat with those hammerfists. I love Randy, but come on. The reaction amongst MMA traditionalists is going to be hilarious to watch, especially if Brock keeps winning.

My friends and I were calling it the Mortal Kombat punch

"170 with an outstanding beard!" WAR MCLOVIN~!

Joe Daddy with the douchiest haircut in recent memory, looking like B4-4

I think all of the Stereotypes bowling team has been drafted now

"I did not tame the wild buffalo; it was already tame. I merely shot it."

"A sponge!?! I'll show you a sponge..."

Bart: Lunchlady Doris? Why are you here? Doris: Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willy teaching French.. "Bon-jooooooooooouuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr! Ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"

In Honor of Moleman... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU

"Ah! There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased-up Scotsman!"

"I'm a maaaniac, maaaaaaaaniac, that's for suuuuuuuure! And I'm dancin' like I've never, dance befuuuuurrrrr!"

Wiggum: Sorry, no dumping in the lake. Tony: Fine. I will put my "yard trimmings" in a car compactor.

Give their money to me.

I told Paul not to answer his phone..

There we go.

"That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place." "Forget it! that's two blocks away." "Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney." "I am proceeding on foot; call in a code eight!" "We need pretzels; repeat, PRETZELS!."

"Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY!"

must... not... change... username... to... something... other... than... mellow____ful.... Hi.

I want it.

Fuck, Yeah. Add him to my list.

You understand that by saying, "No Milky's" we can elect just one, right? I nominate Milky.

Well done, you two.