Burning Pirate Ship Sex

Tobias Funke

Gen. Jack D. Ripper

Yeah sure. Crandle, pick another one.

Apparently, Junie's fighting Kaplan at the finals. Good. Let the two most annoying and worthless fighters kill each other for all I care. Winner gets shot at dawn the next day.

Only two more spots left; as soon as it fills, we might as well start with round two.

Eh, my point still stands.

Rocket, Republic of China refers to Taiwan, where The Chinse Nationalists were driven by the CPC in 1949. Both the PRC and ROC claim to be the sole legitimate government of Taiwan and mainland China. For all real-world purposes and this game, they are treated as separate entities. Also, look at the rules. Defunct countries are allowed (Hence the pick of the USSR). I'm assuming that Byron means the Yugoslavia which existed under Tito, which is fair game.

Barney Stinson

Same rules as the other drafts; post a country to be entered. Limit of 20 participants. Entry closes at 12 AM PST Friday. EDIT: To Avoid fights, we'll limit it to countries which have existed since the Industrial Revolution; This includes countries which have since become defunct or split. IE: You can draft the Soviet Union, Tsarist Russia, and the Modern Russian Federation, as despite existing on the same geographic mass, they were completely seperate states. Empires which existed before the IR, but which carried on into the industrial age are fair game; i.e. The late-period Ottoman Empire is available. United States of America Standings: 1. Myself- USA, Vietnam, Vatican City 2. Hooburito- Brazil, Aruba, Sri Lanka 3. ViciousFish- Japan, Philippines, Iraq 4. Something Great- Italy, Luxembourg, France 5.6foot9- Germany, Tonga, Samoa 7. JustJohn-UK, Switzerland, Costa Rica 8. Twisted Intestine- Canada, Jamaica, Sierra Leone 9. TOOG- USSR, Spain, Andorra 10. Zoo- Venezuela, North Korea, Austria 11. King Kamala- Iceland, New Zealand 12. Timmy-Mexico, Ecuador 13. Nighthawk- Norway, Thailand 14. Zoidberg- Republic of Ireland, Colombia 15. Rocket- China, Saudi Arabia 16. Objet petit a- Yugoslavia, United Arab Emirates 17. Richard- Republic of China (Taiwan), Iran 18. Cletus Van Damme (Seriously?)-Australia, Sweden 19. Agent of Oblivion-Mongolia, Cuba 20. Crandamaniac-Monaco, Israel

LORD PALMERSTON! GLADSTONE 4 LIFE! Oh that's it..you asked for it Smitty

LORD PALMERSTON!

LORD PALMERSTON

I'd suggest a "Greatest British Prime Ministers" Draft, but we all know that would degenerate into a fight between Pitt The Elder and Lord Palmerston

Oh fuck you Scroby.. Gentlemen! Behold! Dr. Weird

Good Pick

I'd also like to give mention to Flair's bit in the Edge/Lita celebration. After years of threatening to make women out of guy's girlfriends, he actually attempts to make good on the threat.

Flair owns that segment the minute he starts Naitchin' on Stacy

It was Brody; I just wanted to do a big red X.

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong? I hold out for being a blind rabbit finally finding his nut X Blind squirrels find nuts, not rabbits.

Patrick Bateman

Fuck, I remember that. I think he dressed up in a superman outfit too.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Good call, 'Hawk. I thought about Toki, but he hasn't e-vited his bandmates to his birthday party yet.

Twisted Intestine and Matt Young's pissing contest.

I was speaking about a gimmick, not real life psychos.