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The title changes wouldn't devalue the belt, the title holders you proposed would do the job.

Sandman isn't worth paying $15 million dollars.

Random question...Why does Kelly keep "dancing" to Buttons every week? It's a good strip dance song but is there a inside joke in regards to using the song every week? Why does Kelly Kelly get a legitimate song but Sandman gets a generic shitty song? They couldn't get some random rock band to give Sandman a better song?

SNL, pulled it off twice. It was great and then it got really bad, then got great again and then went back to being bad and is slowly rising back. I guess in a 25+ year period, it's bound to occur.

I'd give you Lesnar and Angle(pre-WWE) but naming people like Henry, TBS? Each have incredible lack of cardio and would easily be beat by any decent fighter. Having a reputation as a tough guy in a worked sport means nothing, so that eliminates Benoit, Regal and Finlay right away.

The Undertaker has enough training and background knowledge of the sport to consider a possible stint in the MMA world but his age and laundry list of injuries would derail any actual career in MMA. He does have a slight chance of getting a couple tomato can matches in hopes of being a possible draw. Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas have the legit wrestling background and are still young and relatively healthy that they could leave WWE and with a couple years of training? Might have a chance. The one guy with a LEGIT shot? Oleg Prudius. He has experience in legit wrestling, kick-boxing and is a physical freak of nature.

Anyone who even thinks Angle could do MMA is a fool. There's probably 1-3 people in the entire WWE roster who could at this point consider a career in MMA and only 1 would really have a chance at success. Oh, and it's not Chris Benoit (someone is bound to suggest him).

The O.C. ER Malcom in the Middle Will & Grace Friends The Pratice 90210 Boston Public

So, Jen is basically a real life Mickie James with the Trish obsession? Looking at Amy's xanga, I think Leena might have been right (again)

Am I one of the few people to hate the gimmick? That's good. He's a heel. There's a difference in being a heel to make people hate you and people not being able to stand you. For HTQ, it's the latter in regards to Booker's King gimmick.

I’m sitting here in the dark with nothing except the glow of this screen and the sound of some random infomercial keeping my mind from lapsing into a blank state. Supposedly, I have to be at work in 3 ½ hours and I believe I will be there because that is what I do. Im not remotely tired by any means. I tried to sleep not so long ago but it took me nowhere. By my count, I’ve slept 10 hours in the last 5 days. I’ve done less in longer stretches of time so I’m used to this, a insomniac you could call me. Ever notice you aren’t happy during these hours? That’s because everything is shut down, except for your biggest distraction, your own mind. That is running at full speed. You try to avoid the self analyzing conversation by listening to music, flipping around 1850 channels and realizing that nothing is on and nothing is just a repeat. You might even read a book. I picked up this book and I read the first 30 pages and I observed the notes written in the margins (me at 14, when I first read this fucking book) but I realized, this is a depressing ass book. (Why wouldn’t it be) no wonder so many fuckin’ dumb teens love this book. So I put it back on the shelf. I hate the summer. Life reaches the absolute peak of misery. The suffocation of the summer night creeping right up through the floorboards and the long endless hours just fucking torture you. How can anyone find this stupid season endearing. It made sense as a child, we didn’t know any better and we got 12 weeks off school. What’s so great about summer now? I remember summer used to mean swimming every day, flirting with random girls at the local hang-out spot and then long nights and late mornings. I still stand that SUMMER OF 15 is the most exciting time of our lives and nothing can beat that. That summer was everything to me, before it changed. That is truly our final chapter of our adolescence because it’s from there, everything becomes serious. Summer of 20 sucks. I work so damn much because I was too stupid to turn down a good offer. I surrendered most of my social connections and my relationship as of right now is bordering on the line of extinction and I’m not even bothered by that. This is a girl, I dreamt about as a horny kid. My earliest masturbatory fantasy and now that I pulled this thing off, Im not really involved in this. We try to convince ourselves that it’s just a matter of bad timing but within us, we’re well aware of the fact it’s just not there as much as we had hoped it could be. So a fantasy is ruined. That’s why It’s always a mistake to end up with that first crush of your life. Why ruin something like that? I think we’ll probably keep this charade up until school starts and we’ll slide apart. I’m secure that we’ll remain friends as we were before. A few entries ago, I had mentioned that I was going to be weighing my options about my job and my scholastic adventures. I hate my job but I’m not stupid, This pays really good and it’s fairly easy for a guy like me with my skills. However, I don’t want to become my father. I respect the hell out of him. He’s a good hard working honest guy, with a tremendous heart and has always been the life of a party. So obviously, aside from looks…I’m nothing like him. I made it easy for myself, I’m a dick and I hate people. However, we each were standing in the exact same spot at age 20 except he was already married. He left school to provide for his wife and family. He had his reasons and in his eyes, I can see he regrets that. If I leave school for good, what would it be for? More money and nothing else. Is that honorable? I got about 6 more weeks to hammer down and make this decision. Either way, I lose. In other not-so depressing aspects of the world, The MLB Mid-season has arrived and I’m stunned the local franchise isn’t in their usual fire-sale mode right now as the old group of morons finally left town (figuratively speaking) and some competent people took over. It’s startling. 1999 was a fluke season for me but I actually feel like this new regime really intends to create a winning ball-club. I’m still I’ll be crushed sooner or later but the feeling of hope is a nice one. I mean after-all, the god damn BENGALS turned things around. The World Cup has finally ended, so Americans can resume not giving a shit about the real FOOTBALL for another 4 years. What will we take out of this whole experience? Shitty referees and a “icon” (So I’m told) going spastic on the biggest stage of them all. Why don’t we like this sport, again? It reeks of Americanism.

Wait, will Smith introduce himself to Hulk "Hey, I'm Harry Smith. Bret's nephew. I'm banging your daughter. That'll teach you to hold my uncle down."

In context of what the search is looking for, JT was hands down the winner. As far as my answer to the real question, fuck son it's all about Milena.

Summerslam 2002 and 2005 say "hello" I agree with Gabe Sapolsky's philosophy on titles and the importance of the main event slot...(while it references his own promotion, I think it should apply for all of wrestling and something smarks around here should pay attention to.

Replaced with excess Eugene and bad promos from cookie cutter stanks. The lone highlight of the night was a drunk Edge.

What is HHH laughing about? He jobbed to Eugene too.

Eugene needs to keep the green hair.

Who is greener? Eugene or 3/5th of the S.S?

We almost went a whole show without these (other) morons.

Wasn't it Maria who gave us her cell phone number last year? I just just thinking that when they told us to "txt" our vote.

"Where's the nice young boy dressing like a black guy going to come back with our bags?"

I like how Cena just went in. No silly gimmicky thing, just barging into the room.

So, WWE magazine is trying to fashion themselves around MAXIM?

Umaga needs to be Edge's "bodyguard". Come on, the interplay would be tremendous.

They really need to shorten this. 3 hours+ for a glorified batting pratice? It has lost all the luster it once had. Maybe cut down from 8 to 4.