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You're making me miss my old much better paying job with your stories, guys. Like Lushus and AoO, I will attest to the fun of a motorized jack. There's a difference in these from regular forklifts in that the jacks are lighter but not as flexible in width adjustments, which often forced us to stack items off the skids and directly onto the jack itself. I never really bothered with the actual distribution. I went from basic assembly/paint to the front office.

Survivor pools across the country are thrown out the window if Chicago doesn't straighten up and realize it's the fucking Cardinals.

Lita/Mickie, is the match it should be anyways. Mickie is the best female wrestler employed by WWE and Lita is a good heel and can bring it on occasion.

They have 3 3/4 female wrestlers. (Mickie, Melina, Victoria, 1/2 Lita and 1/4 Candice).

Victoria needs to just wear pants.

Lillian needed multiple cards to read a paragraph?

I've said this before but Steve-O has the worst ink I've ever seen.

"I like Shane", someone wants a contract.

Now, Vince has no heat against DX anymore. He's the fucking Lex Luger of authority figures.

This is still better then Pink's video.

Federline takes and sells a FU better too. Get this guy a contract.

How you think the back feels knowing that a novelty act like Kevin Federline is completely better at getting heat and cutting a promo then most of them are?

Federline cuts a better heel promo then half the roster.

I like they knew to boo him. Getting heel heat from your very own demographic is a sign of greatness.

TBS goes back to the Tony Soprano look

It should be noted that this isn't a WWE creation. It's an OVW product that WWE wanted to keep because it worked. Just like MnM.

Shelton Benjamin keeps getting the Billy Gunn treatment from WWE. Constant pushes that go nowhere due to his inability to connect with a crowd beyond high spots/catchphases and gets the JR "Best Athlete in WWE" spiel. All he needs is about 6 more random tag team partners.

I love when King Booker drops the accent and goes street without realizing it.

Wrestling in Timberlands, is a great touch. They should randomly steal wrestler's gear as the weeks go by.

Only Triple H shoots on Triple H. Poor Nick. Timberlake goes onto being a mega solo star with countless hit singles and popular albums while Nick's solo career busted and the BSB comeback was a flop and he now has to play second fiddle to Aaron on a E! show.

Actually, it was "Across The Nation".

WWE only has *two* legends on standby that actually mean something and may be willing to do a ref job and that's Austin and Foley. Both of which, really won't serve anything at all and recent numbers indicate either are much draws anyways.

Exactly, why didn't Killings want Prince Nana? Nana's a great heel manager and unlike Julius Smokes, he doesn't distract from the match with his annoying antics.

I wanted go ahead and tell you, since I know you guys actually *get* quality is that Nigel/Danielson at Unified (which I just got this afternoon, and finished) is hands down the MOTY and I say that with knowledge of the great stuff from NOAH and other high quality ROH matches this year and I can’t imagine anything beating this, with the possible exception of the Nigel/Marufuji match . So if you haven’t ordered Unified, you need to. Joe Vs Danielson, FOTC is also worth a strong consideration to. I’m going to do a full detailed report of a ton o f ROH shows over the past few months in a future blog, but I wanted to really pimp this deserving match.

I just wonder if they can avoid having Edge lay down for HHH here because that's really the only fresh main event program RAW has for WM without roster shifting. I have to figure that's the logical route, with HHH sticking with the face character, Edge being an legitimate main event heel and actually throwing HHH's shoot shit right back at him, that they are heading that direction. Just a matter of how they put the title back on Edge, which isn't that difficult.