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Hawk 34

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  1. You live in Vegas, huh? Go meet Leena.
  2. Someone's got to be the heel. Probably the coach, and the star player for the other team. Nah, the old staple. The father. Dad is embarassed that his son isn't "right" and tries to hide his own son's existance. Constantly ignores him and hurls disparaging insults to his son when he stands outside trying to shoot a basketball in the pounding rain. All the while, the mother cries "Don't anyone ever tell you, you aren't normal. You understand me?" Then the coach of the basketball team sees the kid in the gym trying to shoot balls and they form a connection. The other players don't like him, especially the coach's son and star player but after a fun-filled weekend trip where wacky hijinks occur, they decide he wasn't that bad afterall. Finally, the school protest his being on the team roster and after a heart-warming rally, they give in and allow him to suit up. Cue the final game of the season, which just so happens the head coach's final game. Dramatic close-up shots of him sitting on the bench in amazement. Then his 15 minutes of fame moment, they fade out with the father behind the bleachers with a lonely tear falling down on his cheeks and he whispers "That's my boy." Game is over. Crowd celebrates, dad walks through the crowd and a tense staredown followed by a emotional hug and that's all folks. 2% truth, 98% hollywood magic.
  3. What makes her worse is that she hates wrestling (no wonder why Vince adores her). She got the gig by a casting agent. Maria, is a complete contrast. Maria has a great body, personality, character, acting chops, willingness to learn, wrestling knowledge and natural appreciation for the job.
  4. Kelly, looks like any random blonde chick you see at school. At first glance, she gets your attention but once you realize she has no personality and understanding, lacks the edge she supposed to have, and that she isn't even a typical airhead blonde...you lose interest in her. Kelly, with something remotely close to a personality would be great because the character itself could be good.
  5. Flair, can still bump. Funk is one bad bump away from death. Flair, could actually play the old veteran looking for one last chance at glory just like Funk. For the ECW fanbase, Funk was god. For the mainstream fanbase that Vince wants, Flair is a legend past his prime but the fans still "believe" in him.
  6. At least get movie rights to stuff like Heaven Can Wait Paper Lion Rudy Varsity Blues Knute Rockne All American Remember the Titans Brian's Song Father was a Fullback Jim Thorpe-All American All the Right Moves The Longest Yard (Original) Go Tigers Some of these aren't about pro football but they are classic or well liked movies surrounding football Obviously, they wouldn't air stuff like Any Given Sunday, North Dallas Forty, The Program because they don't like a negative look at football.
  7. Fuck wrestling, that chick would be a porn mega-superstar.
  8. I'd rather they remain seperate because they are very talented solo workers.
  9. Heyman intends to but they need to establish a show to hook people first and get the players in place before they get moving on a tag scene. Right now, they have FBI Roadkill and Doring Kill the drag queen angle and get Vito Logrosso back and reform DA Baldies with DeVito and put Credible in the group as well. Maybe York and Matthews can reform as well.
  10. Some people stress or even place emhasis on the "ey" for marry.
  11. That indicates people kept interest in the show and kept building. Last night's show might have been a sign of things heading towards a direction and the viewers are liking it. They have 3 primary angles set up -The cult leader Paul Heyman and his disciple champion against Tommy Dreamer (and others will join him) who resents the changes made by Heyman. RVD will be back to get revenge... -Sabu has no concern for rules and lives on his own terms. -Sandman is tired of Mike Knox's treatment towards Kelly Kelly They also have CM Punk building himself up that when he finally debuts in the ring, it'll be a big deal. I like when Taz said "I can't wait to see this guy in the ring". I think they'll wait a whole month before Punk even gets to the ring.
  12. I can't imagine any other pronunciations for those (coffin and coughin) words. I've heard people say "merry" like Murray.
  13. Hawk 34

    TWiB: 7/12-7/16

    Bruiser's antics here aren't any different from Cena's Writer and all the other Knicks "fans" complaining constantly in the NBA threads.
  14. Hawk 34

    TWiB: 7/12-7/16

    Aside from this place, the entire universe known as the internet revolves around the type of people Czech is talking about.
  15. I think a dating relationship is out of the question for Marvin. We're just waiting to see if even does anything physical with a chick beyond awkward hugs.
  16. Gotta like how Edge gives long rambling answers and everyone else pretty much were one word answers.
  17. It'd be FIRST WOMAN TO QUALIFY IN NASCAR IN 3 YEARS SINCE SHAWNA ROBINSON (whom currently runs and operates her own team). BTW, chicks are driving in NASCAR all over the country. Just not the top 3 levels. Not that fresh, really.
  18. Punk, for instance is obviously a Pepsi fan as well as a insane coffee drinker.
  19. There's always Ric Flair............ Mick Foley, Torrie Wilson, Hulk Hogan, Jim Ross, Stacy Keibler.
  20. This should be common sense to any male over 14 years old. Nothing is worse then the awkwardness at the end of the night and trying to decide "hug/kiss on lips or cheek" because it sends signals to the chick that you lack confidence and once that happens, you buried yourself for good.
  21. I think Sci-Fi liked a hot crowd that wasn't chanting profanity and throwing garbage. Last night's show was pretty good as I went through it again and it's starting to develop alot of things.
  22. I wonder how long they intend to stretch out the CM Punk in-ring debut. Next week, I'm sure he'll explain why he has a lip ring. They are really taking an odd approach to a guy that has been getting over big time at house shows. I do like how it appears they will make the in-ring debut a big deal.
  23. Hawk 34

    Man rapes puppy

    This is a off-shoot, but who'd want that type of dog? I'll never understand people's fascination with small 5lb dogs that are never adorable no matter what stupid knitted sweater you put on them.
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