No, no, no...Austin bookings go more like this:
Santino offers Austin some Italian beer as a peace offering, Austin accepts since it's beer, spits it out because it's ITALIAN beer (the horror!) and stuns Santino and then Maria for good measure. Then drinks some real beer (AMERICAN, BAH GAWD) and spits it on both of them. He will then disappear until he has some other awful affront to all media to hype.
I hope he does stun Maria. Austin needs to beat up more women on TV.
I agree. It will add some realism to his character.
The sad part is he'll get a standing ovation for it. For cripes' sake, Austin could deliver a stunner to a crippled, cancer-patient Girl Scout and still get a huge face pop.
Same could go for The Rock as well. It's just one of those things I suppose.