Rob Anybody

Randy Orton.

I'm not sure if the dates match up, but I remember one of those funny WCW Observer quotes... It was something like Sting won by using the scorpion on Nash, but Nash never tapped or even moved his head, the ref just rang the bell. Yeah - Nash never tapped or verbally submitted, just 'passed out'.

He found a nice crib for his girlfriend at a garage sale. So that might help. Made me lol.

He's probably already got it.

I love me a crazy Hardy.

Which one fell down?

Australians have it better - we get it for every day in June in 2066.

Lilian and Viscera need to do a year-long marriage angle.

I'd be all for a gimmick where he keeps searching for his real background history, and we see him take on a new gimmick every few months because he keeps getting the wrong information. 'Redcoat' Paul Burchill? 'Viking' Paul Burchill? Lord Paul Burchill, for a brief heel run with Regal again? ...Paul 'Christ' Burchill?

I know, not part of the fed. Thought I'd help out anyway. It's a grounded double-chickenwing with a bridge. See here.

Thanks for that. Never seen it before, but I read the transcript somewhere on the site. Great promo.

Sign that got a few seconds of airtime on RAW: "Cena nuff" or "We've Cena nuff". Wonder how long that lasted?

Speaking of which, where is Flair? In storyline, I think he's recovering from Umaga. He was in court in North Carolina yesterday (Monday) about the road rage thing that happened last year. The charges were dropped after the witnesses against him didn't appear in court, apparently.

I'd guess... Melina.

By accident. Happy birthday, whoever.

Born in Houston, billed from Death Valley, sez Wikipedia.

Comma Police is brilliant.

Way to kill kayfabe WWE. Have Batista and the girl that was "suing him for sexual harassment" in the same building signing autographs. Until you mentioned that, I'd completely forgotten that ever happened.

On the bright side, it's not a marinated steak tartar. Although I did what Adam did and checked the link instead of clicking.

I lol'd.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tOwTkFe2MNA If that's the one you're talking about, it does look pretty vicious.

Yep.