Montresor

So is America watching all these Red Sox games? Holy shit, fuck that team.

Where did I say this? Pitchers hit in the NL; they don't in the AL. In other words, if I were a shitty pitcher, I'd rather face Ubaldo Jimenez than Milton Bradley.

The opposing lineup has a pitcher in it.

Has Brett Myers ever not sucked? Edit: I guess he was decent in '06, maybe '05. Still, National League.

This is true. Some people were calling for Brandon Inge over Cabrera earlier this season. I mean, I like Inge, but come the fuck on. Inge is probably a better pitcher than Casey Fossum; put him in the pen.

Casey Fossum? Seriously? Holy shit.

Not at all.

Not as good as when Lita and Eugene both got hurt at a PPV a couple months later and Maven had to cut a 10-minute promo in order to kill time.