Jaxxson Mayhem

Whats with everyone naming their movie "_________ Movie"? Don't they know that shit's played out?

Last year a Playboy chick won it.

FINALLY they pair up people. This is like the ultimate school yard pick a teammate.

"We are girls, you can't hit us like that. If I break a leg, i'm goin to jail." Wah, wah, wah. Shut up bitch. You're playing football, you're going to get hit. Stop being such a stupid cunt.

This show is great. It's about a man who has lung cancer, his wife is pregnant, and his son is handicapped and needs money. He is scientist who is currently a high school science teacher who decides to cook meth to make money for his family before he dies. Also, the dad is the dad from Malcolm in the Middle. It's a great show, but it's only on AMC. Definitely worth checking out.

I think Britney did a great job. Then again, playing a crazy person really isn't that much of a stretch. Also, great Sarah Chalke sighting. Now, if this was a couple of years ago, a scene with Sarah Chalke and Britney Spears would have been fuckin awesome. Now it's just awesome.

Velvet Revolver - Slither

Chicken wings and rice.

There's no fucking way that zorse is real.

With my next pick, I shall choose...... The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced Great CD, was surprised it was still left. This CD is full of great tracks. Foxy Lady, Manic Depression, Stone Free, Purple Haze, The Wind Cries Mary, Hey Joe.

I'll be the first one to step up and devalue kansas. They're soft as well.

Hell yes I'd love to see another title run for HBK. That's probably one of the only ways to get me to watch RAW every week again. That or give CM Punk the title. Those are the only two I really have an interest in seeing have the title.

Fuck UCLA. I knew they were soft. Everybody thinkin they're invincible.

Today's games fucking suck. Duke loses, Purdue loses, Notre Dame is bout to lose. Fuck this shit.

Lance was talking about his parents putting him on the corner with a can for leukemia donations, but would use it to pay for their new house. James Van Der Beek and Anna were talking about how that was fraud. Lance asking animal dude "Here's a question, I'm sure everyone is wondering this. Can you knock out a horse when you punch it?"

Fucking hell. I had Clemson in the Elite 8

Damn. I wish my Wal-Mart carried WWE shit. They carry maybe 2 or 3 DVDs. Thats it.

Yup, always does.

Really? I knew he looked WAY different. I wondered if it was part of a storyline or something.

Damn you straight to hell.

You don't consider mine a gutsy pick? Who are you? The guy that picked Duke or Texas? They are both #2's and can't really count as gutsy. Okay, I take that back. Someone picked Pittsburgh, that's a little bit of a reach but they are the trendy team thanks to Coach Asshole. Picked Duke.

You don't consider mine a gutsy pick?

Damn. UCLA - 79 MS Vly State - 29

Nah. Fuck the steak looking like it's not done.

Holy fucking shit. That was close. Belmont is fucking GOOD. Also, I knowwwwwww you seeeeee it. Got that K State over USC.