Joke, right?
Kirby Puckett's Baseball Games is a great resource for any child with an interest in developing baseball skills by putting the FUN in fundamentals, like I was. Of course, they didn't help me grow up to be a Cub, because I'm irretrievably klutzy, but maybe some other kid was able to benefit. No, there's nothing in here about how to get really fat and piss in public, you kidder!
Heh. He's one of my favorite athletes ever, and I'm pretty sure thats the only biography he's put out, so I had to put it out there.