Mike wanna be

Maybe they conned him into thinking the NFC Central still exists.

JBL's the only guy Punk's actually pinned with the title on the line. Why should he get another shot in front of "Kane keeps interfering" Batista, or even "Champion's rematch clause" Edge? I realize it's supposed to be ironic that JBL keeps calling him a paper champion when in actuality he's as much a paper #1 contender (if not more), but it's just getting stupid now. Nobody's earning #1 contendership, it's just random good luck and convenient timing.

Maybe if they didn't have Batista/Cena I already on the card, I'd consider it a 'nice little storyline'. As it stands, Punk is rehashing a match he's already had and is clearly the #2 Raw main event choice; if anything, JBL's selection is a "Punk's not ready to main event a 'real' PPV" indicator. Jericho comes out and says he completely obliterated Michaels and ended his career, JBL comes out and says he beat Cena up. HBK hasn't been in the ring since the Bash and wouldn't be seen on WWE television for another hour after the RAW-opening promo; Cena was wrestling the night after the GAB. Jericho was the Intercontinental champion going into NoC; JBL, to my knowledge, hasn't held any title since he lost the WWE title to Cena in 2005. Jericho has had zero title opportunities this year; JBL has had at least one. This #1 contender's handicap match was Jericho's first #1 contendership match this year; JBL has been in....seemingly all of the Raw #1 contendership matches this year. Jericho deserves the shot, Jericho is the better match, and Jericho hasn't wrestled Punk one-on-one for the title in the past month and lost. Santino/Beth: If it's "Winner gets both belts", then congratulations Beth Phoenix on moving every other female wrestler into a tie for third place in IC title reigns. Cue the hijinx when Santino realizes to become IC champ he has to wrestle and defeat Beth Phoenix! Laugh maniacally when Adamle drops the bomb that their "title match" was for the Women's title, thus making Santino the Women's champion!

"Come on Mick, WHATTAMANEUVER!" "Mick, wait for it, wait, wait...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!" "Pinfall in three, two and one HE'S GOT HIM WAIT NOT YET"

Somebody make me a GM. I've got a month before I go back to college and quite literally nothing to do but sit at the computer and bitch to the college administrators via email.

If we could actually fill the roster, we wouldn't be that bad. 3 WRs and 2 CBs isn't going to cut it, though.

But which mask? The good one: Or the bad one? With or without wig/black eye makeup? With or without Paul Bearer?

I heard they're going with Niese out of the minors, in a feeble attempt to justify not making any moves. Granted I didn't want him to be moved, but come on now, the bullpen's in shambles, the lineup is presently incapable of giving them a 4+ run lead every night to give the bullpen something they won't blow on a nightly basis.

You mean this little gem? They don't even have monitors in front of them, how the fuck do they even know what's going on in the back?

If by "compete for the starting job" they mean "Let Favre run a QB sneak on the opening play of every game, and then immediately bench him for Rodgers/Brohm/Flynn the remainder of the game", then by all means let the man compete for the starting job! The streak must live on, and it has to be better than spending the season at home living with that wife of his.

Weird, I feel it's the opposite. Morrison gets all the good lines, but due to his horrible monotone his lines come out as if he's the straight man and that makes Miz even more enjoyable.

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Practically the entire team's inactive.

Depth charts were changed; now you can select WR 1-5 and CB 1-5...apparently we didn't do that. I don't know what GMs can do what, but if you give me the power I'll sort it out.

I'm more inclined to believe "a threat to increase supply lowered prices" than "a bunch of people setting profit records randomly and completely coincidentally decided to significantly lower prices for the first time in a while at the same time of the threat", personally.

That was sort of...monotonous? Formulaic?

NCAA Patch 2: Online * Ability to view your Online Dynasty HQ through EA Sports World * Improved online performance Dynasty * Fixed a couple recruiting exploits * Faster simming between weeks Custom Stadium Sounds * The “All” option will now only work when the user is the home team Gameplay * Improved coverage on kicks * Hook Zones depth keeps defenders in their zones * Fixed an issue with the Strafe Catch * Allow fumbles to occur when diving * WR screen routes improved Bug Fixes * Sliders will now work correctly * An issue with missing stats after simming has been fixed * Ball carrier will no longer run out of bounds when changing hands and heading towards the sidelines * Fixed an exploit that allowed the slot receiver to burn the safeties in a prevent defense * Fixed a bug where the the ball would hit the cross bar, drop through, and not be counted * Fixed a bug that would prevent Hot Routes from working

If you're a GM, you have the flex, and you tell an admin in a support ticket a couple weeks in advance of Ced selling the team, it can be transferred to you. Also, touchdown robbery by one of my friends: http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?ga...p;pbp_id=663568

Knew I should've gone to that game. Ah well, the weather was shit anyway. Sucks about Hernandez, though, I always respected him for being an inning-eating starter in this day and age.

Dishonorable discharge my ass, he fucking walked away. He said "I'm done, I'm not playing any more, move on without me", and somehow honoring his "final" request as a Packer is dishonorable? Fuck that, you don't get it both ways. He would have been the unquestioned starter if he hadn't retired; he would have been the unquestioned starter if he spent the entire offseason thinking about retiring without ever making a definitive say one way or the other. He stepped up and officially said he was done and officially told them to move on, and now hot-shit gunslinger wants to go to another NFC North team for free (he still wants to be released) because Green Bay did what he told them to do and moved on. Fuck you, Favre.

yes. He should come to the ring in the Atlasphere Tony Atlas will be pissed that he's not getting royalties on that name. I smell a Raw-ECW feud to spark the rumored transition.

Teixeira to the Angels. Kudos to the Braves for being honest and admitting they're rebuilding instead of trying to bullshit everyone into thinking they made the move to increase their chances this season.

Big Dave's injury prone, what with the muscle tears and all. Take the money match when you have the chance instead of an eight-month build to a title feud that may not make it to the blowoff match, I say.

Now that they've taken the championships off of Matt, Miz and Morrison... It was a ruse! A ploy, a plot, a plan, a charade, a conspiracy, a sham! We've been conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, flim-flammed, had the wool pulled over our eyes, even!

I think you're looking for 'condone'. As far as selling goes...eh. I can see how you're supposed to play dead, but when you have a handful of guys legitimately beating the shit out of you, I can't exactly blame him for trying to get away; just seems like the instinctive thing to do. Oh I agree with you, I don't blame him either for doing that, but at the same time he does really suck at selling. His selling does suck, but consider his training. I don't know what's fact and what's fiction, but the general consensus seems to be "his training was shit", and you reap what you sow. Rotten hired a guy who can't work and can't sell and proceeded to more or less send out goons to assault him for being incapable of working or selling. Brocklock brings up a good point, how sensible can we expect a barely-trained guy to be when he's getting shitcanned? It's possible he was concussed by those lucky-he-didn't-get-his-neck-broken Super Curb Stomps or any of the shots to the head he took.