Mike wanna be

Hope Solo has been left off the team for the third-place game. Here's hoping Scurry chokes again, just to really rub it in. Let's go Norway!

Mets finally work out the path to victory: Score an average of 2 runs an inning and have your starter throw a no-hitter.

It's the very last thing on the page, below the copyright information. Neat.

Quick, bring back Bobby V! How can you not get fired up playing for this guy:

Agreed. There's room in the game for hitting and there's room in the game for fighting, but they need to stay hits and fights and stop becoming hospital trips and concussions.

The Nationals are playing really well...

Who cares? If I ever worked a Wrestlemania match I'd want Finkel doing the ring announcing. Anybody else just sounds wrong.

And through it all, Howard Finkel stays backstage. I sometimes picture him just standing behind the curtain, audibly announcing the entrants to no one in particular.

They would've had to re-rate the game to M if they did. Same reason NASCAR games edit the alcohol sponsorships out of the game, because it's an instant M rating if you leave them in.

Let's not forget renaming the stadium after himself instead of selling the rights and actually making the team some money. Or the Rob Johnson disgrace. Or the subsequent Wade Phillips scapegoating.

This would be so much easier if this mystery person had proclaimed themselves to not only be back, but either better than ever or having a knack for making things better.

If I counted correctly, the first segment TNA will air on a regular two-hour television show will contain five run-ins and a nonsensical video vignette. This will be followed by an interview also containing a run-in. Good lord, how could someone sit through two hours of that?

I really hate it when teams do that. It's equivalent to onside kicks in multiplayer football games regardless of the score.

As happy as I am that Syracuse won, I am outraged that that particular win probably saves Greg Robinson's job.

Is "A bad preseason record" one of the choices?

I like the D-Rays as they are, and they aren't really old enough to need a jersey/name/logo/color scheme change in the grand scheme of things.

I was wondering if half a year was enough to put Benoit in the top 500. Apparently not, although he could've gone out on a 6-month winning streak with every title and still been left off the list. And how does Angle fall behind Cena? Sure Cena's one reign lasted almost the entire year but Angle held way more belts. He was the tag team champions by himself for a few weeks, that's gotta put him over the top.

Rehab would've been the better investment, but I do applaud both men nonetheless for stepping up and dishing out when neither was obligated to.

Even better: Sell the kid some potentially illegal knuckles!

Now Gamespot says that they won't be banning anyone who bought the game early. That was fast. I should care, but I don't. I played 1, never finished offline and never played online. Never touched 2 and was not impressed with 3's beta. I feel so alone.

The O-Line has been garbage for the past 2 years. This year it's finally looking mildly better, but the problem is that the offense is still running the "Oh fuck, we have 0.0201 seconds to pass before he's sacked, everyone run a 2-yard pattern" scheme (much like Carolina was post-SB when Henning was still the coordinator). If you rely too much on the YAC and not enough on the "Run down the field and I'll throw it to you", then everybody just puts 8 in the box with 3 deep cover and you can't do anything with the ball. 8 in the box stuffs the run, the box is wide enough to smother a screen pass and the possibility of pressure is enough to make any QB rush the deep ball.

Fuck, I just paid for a 2-year renewal. By any chance can I sign up for this to get another year tacked on, or will I just get 2 magazines a month, or will it just yell at me?

Seeing Duggan win the flag match only reminded me of when Yokozuna absolutely flatlined him, finishing with yet another Banzai Drop after draping the flag over Duggan.

Vanderjagt is still available...

Nice melon. High five?