Thanks for the Fish

Dammit!! I was screaming for CM Punk's music to hit...

HHH wins!!

Cena sells the crossface like shit.

Hogan-esque. Especially next to Cena. As the old saying goes "If you can't tone it, then (fake) tan it"

Is Cena heeling here?

JBL. Even if that feud recently happened. Mysterio if he's healthy yet. Heel Punk, but he's not ready for that yet. Raw is short on upper card heels. Jericho and JBL and then nothing.

HHH is orange. I thought they banned tan-in-a-bottle...

So does this match end clean? Would HHH go down 0-2 to Cena? They can leave both titles on SD could they? HHH wins a war and then Punk cashes in MITB? Dream on with that...

HHH has dropped a ton of mass, except in his chest it seems...

Why wouldn't Edge just accept the count out?

Michelle is the new Trish.

JR: "Batista with Leviathan like strength" Does this match placement mean Edge retains and Cena beats HHH?

It was a good match. Katie can really work. I hope the two continue feuding. With Melina hurt and Candice out injured as well, Mickie is the only face female on Raw.

There was boring chants because Kingston is largely unknown. Jericho didn't need the title, and actually he and the feud with HBK were lowered because of it. Looking at the current Raw roster, Kingston actualy makes the most sense. Who else would make more sense? Chuck Palumbo? Snitsky? Santino? I guess maybe CM Punk, but he's MITB.

Jericho's mystery opponent is... Kofi Kingston

I was too, but I like what I heard. I guess it's good to differentiate. Pretty obvious rip off though...

Okay it's definitely going to be Cody...

And the mystery tag team partner is...

and NEEEEEEEWWWWWW ECW Champion!! Mark Henry!!

The exploding limo angle had promise, "who crippled Vince" does not. It seems like a lazy rip-off. First title change coming up. Will they have two titles on ECW wrestlers or does Big Show win the ECW title for the time being?

Chavo needs to find a tag partner for the tag division and stay there. With Super Crazy on ECW and Bam Neely referred to as a former border guard, maybe they're setting up an epic feud to end all feuds there...

Ross must have bargained to call the match more of his style as he and Foley focus more on the moves, match strategy and damage done sorta deal.

Now for the only match I have no desire to watch - Matt Hardy vs Chavito.

I guess since the tag titles are smackdown titles...

The match wasn't half bad for what it was - the right team won and that's all that ultimately mattered. Hornswoggle hit a stunner, hurricanrana and gimmicky bulldog on Miz during the match.