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Guest Marshall
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Ed norton and ben stiller should be the SD comentating team!

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Guest Shaved Bear
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Ed norton and ben stiller should be the SD comentating team!

...no comment...

Guest eiker_ir
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I admit Shane-o was pretty cool "Stomp him, stomp him, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, my pop's is DA MAN!"

 

 

hehe true he should commentate

Guest TheBlurricane
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hey shaved bear how long did it take for your's to be made?

Guest Shaved Bear
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about an hour or so, and thy did this working on alot of people's itll be coming soon

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
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Post..Post..this a Post..incoherent mumbling...

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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You keep at it, Blurricane. I believe in you.

Guest TheBlurricane
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I want my sig pic Blurricane on the left and Hurricane on the right

 

if you could somehow fade my blurricane symbol from my avatar into the background that would rock

 

and on the bottom (centered) put The Blurricane

 

the background can be light blue or white which ever looks best I guess

 

this was my request

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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Pointless post.

Guest TheBlurricane
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stand back there's another useless post coming through

Guest TheBlurricane
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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm posting away.........

Guest Marshall
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dancing and drinking and moving to the grove

Guest The Ruthless Aggressor
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I have nothing of relevance to say.

Guest TheBlurricane
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I'm on cruise control all the way to 1000 baby!!!

Guest Marshall
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FADE IN:

INT. CLASSROOM -- DAY

At the front of the class the teacher is talking in a drab

voice to the class. The students, all aged around 15 are

not paying much attention. At the back to the class four

students are paying less attention. They are siting in

rows of two.

At the very back is JON and SCOTT and just in front of

them is COLIN and MALCOLM.

JON

(To Scott)

Are you still going tonight or

what?

SCOTT

I'll have to see what time my mum

goes out.

On Malcolm and Colin's table, Colin is scrunching up a

sheet of paper.

JON

Jennifer Conny will be there.

SCOTT

Really, well I'll be there also. I

forgot to tell you she smiled at

me.

JON

When?

SCOTT

I walked past her and she smiled.

One day am going to marry that

girl.

Colin turns around.

COLIN

I never thought it possible but

you are lame and gay a the same

time.

JON

(To Scott)

Well that is weird thing to say.

Colin turns back and lobs the paper at the teacher. It

misses and hits the board. The teacher, who had been writing

on the board, turns around. He is in his early twenties.

TEACHER

Very original. Just because am the

new guy. Come one guys if we learn

now there will time at the end for

some fun.

2.

A kid holds up his hand.

KID

Mr Weathers, can go to the toilet.

TEACHER

I told you, you can call me Danny.

KID

(unsure)

Can I go to the toilet Danny.

TEACHER

Of course.

The Kid leaves.

Mr Weathers goes back to writing on the board.

JON

(To Scott)

Anyway, so you think you have a

chance with Jenny.

SCOTT

Well I definitely thinks she likes

me.

Malcolm turns around.

MALCOLM

You haven't got a snowballs. With

the friends she keeps, she wouldn't

be seen dead.

SCOTT

Oh, what do you know.

MALCOLM

I know she's the most popular girl

in school and your not the caption

of the football team.

JON

Everybody knows the geek always

gets the girl at the end of the

movie.

(To Scott)

No offence.

Colin turns around. He has made a bigger paper bomb.

COLIN

Check this out! Five pieces of A4

and a rubber for weight. It gonna

fly baby.

He turns and lobs it. It flies right over to Mr Weathers

and hits him right on the head.The whole class laughs. He

turns around in a flash. This time he is pissed off.

3.

TEACHER

That could of hurt someone.

He sees Malcolm has his back to him.

TEACHER (CONT'D)

Malcolm Prince, Mr Mylor's office

now.

MALCOLM

(protesting)

It wasn't me!

TEACHER

Do you know who did it.

MALCOLM

(defeated)

No.

Malcolm leaves the classroom.

TEACHER

Anyone else who wants to mess around

in my class can join him.

COLIN

(laughs)

TEACHER

Colin Greavy if you find it so

funny you go and see Mr Mylor. See

how funny it is then.

COLIN

(standing up)

Yes sir.

Colin leaves.

TEACHER

Right lets get on with it.

Mr Weather turns back to the board.

JON

What do you think will happen to

them?

SCOTT

Nothing - Detention at the most.

TEACHER

Scott please leave.

SCOTT

Wha...

TEACHER

Now!

4.

SCOTT

Yes sir.

Scott leaves the classroom.

FADE OUT:

Guest Shaved Bear
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you should debut your new banner with the 1000th post

Guest TheBlurricane
Posted
I have nothing of relevance to say

 

Just like Michael Cole.................you knew you set yourself up for that one

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